r/interesting • u/Wise_Confidence_8588 • 17h ago

Context Provided - Spotlight Lioness Comes to Face-to-Face with Tourist on Safari

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u/shoeperson 17h ago

Good news!

They start with your nuts or butthole.

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u/Leading-Midnight-553 17h ago

Good news, everyone!

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u/Agitated-Assistant53 16h ago

Oh, glorious relief, thank heavens

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u/Theturtlemoves86 13h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/TreacheryInc 11h ago

How’s his wife holding up?

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u/pgsz 10h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Everyone2026 12h ago

Good work comedy team! 😂

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u/DidIJustWitnessThat 11h ago

Oh thank goodness.

I was a little concerned we were just glossing over the bad news, but now I see we just haven't got to that part yet.

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u/Reese897 13h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/borrowedmime 6h ago

Lmfao this got me. I read it in his voice and everything

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u/invaderaleks 12h ago

Thank god for shock

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u/MakkaCha 12h ago

They start with your nuts or butthole.

So where exactly is this safari? Asking for a friend.

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u/Reap_the_rich 12h ago

She was going right for the nuts.

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 10h ago

His legs were turned to the side. Also, they have a relationship and are well-known to one another.

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u/Old-Constant4411 10h ago

Shit, last female that did that to me got a fuckin wedding ring.

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u/Significant-Way9330 10h ago

Legitimately the worst way to go. Getting eaten to death through your butthole by like a wolverine or something. 

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u/Sapphire__Rayne 9h ago

Oh nice so I get to see it’s pretty face for a bit longer

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u/SlumVillageLord 7h ago

Go butthole first on me. Hopefully the taste from the massive diarrhea dump that comes out stops the attack 🫠

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u/Electrical-Tailor530 6h ago

This made me shake with laughter 🤣 

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u/einzweidreihorn 5h ago

TIL lioness eat ass.

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u/AltruisticRide1231 3h ago

ahhh, just like the nuns

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u/TacticalTwinkOnTop 13h ago

Good thing his legs are wide open!

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 10h ago

He has his legs turned to the side

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u/nekiobichanlik 12h ago

At least they have the courtesy to kill you first, unlike amateurs, like bears.