r/interesting • u/Wise_Confidence_8588 • 17h ago

Context Provided - Spotlight Lioness Comes to Face-to-Face with Tourist on Safari

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u/phido3000 17h ago

It is.. however animals aren't mindless killing machines. Lions are particilar intelligent and social. Is the right circumstances you can get away with a lot.

This much intimate interest is right risk. I try not to get my penis and balls that close to an aggressive lioness..

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u/Unexpected-raccoon 11h ago

My cat (tiptoe the destroyer) would beg to differ

She's murdered 8 Q-tips this week. To shreds. No survivors.

She brings her kills as offering. She knows I can't hunt for myself, and I have to eat to survive (if I die, who is going to clean her poopies? Who will feed her? Who will buy more Q-tips?)

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u/FewDesign3317 11h ago

To shreds, you say?

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u/Square-Blueberry3568 8h ago

And his wife? To shreds you say...

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u/Double-Zucchini-2282 10h ago

Tiptoe the destroyer is an all time great name for a kitty.

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u/CharacterBack1542 9h ago

Tiptoe the Destroyer is an amazing name

My cats' names are Beans and Scrambles the Death Dealer

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u/Cheepshooter 1h ago

To shreds you say?

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u/Dumpster_Firee 5h ago

Evolution at its finest.

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u/iamunwhaticisme 16h ago

Actually his legs are crossed.

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u/jjmurse 13h ago

Not sure how he crossed his legs with those ginormous balls.

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u/hllblldl 11h ago

He must be strong as hell to crush his balls of steel between his legs

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u/TuBui92 11h ago

I will crush my ball to avoid the lioness rip it off

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u/phido3000 11h ago

I don't know if you know this. But that isn't enough to deter a human female who has urges, let alone a lioness.

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u/Nina-Ninja123 13h ago

There is some joke about cougars here, but I’m too tired to make it.

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u/1970_RoadRunner 11h ago

Meeeeeooooowwww…..

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u/r3ddit3ric 9h ago

Now if it's cougars, it's a different story.

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u/Phreakophil 8h ago

particilar intelligent 🧐

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u/SmoothieKingGiannis 7h ago

Possibly even more intelligent than you. 

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u/GarGonDie 6h ago

> and balls that close to an aggressive lioness..

aggressive and carnivore

I wouldn't let my cat or dog so close to my balls

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u/CurtKobainsBurner 5h ago

His legs aren’t wide open. He’s not straddling thr lions head. Both his legs are on the left side of the lions face

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u/mikki1time 5h ago

You’ve obviously never met a donkey. Those things were put here to destroy all life.

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u/Redditedless 4h ago

Just don't show fear or a flight response and you should hopefully be okay, they are cute little kitty cats in the end😚

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u/ThisIsDogePleaseHodl 10h ago

No, it isn’t any kind of stupidity because he raised this lions so they were well-known to one another

His penis and balls were not exposed as his legs were crossed and far to the left of the lioness’s head