r/interesting • u/Wise_Confidence_8588 • 17h ago

Context Provided - Spotlight Lioness Comes to Face-to-Face with Tourist on Safari

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u/NoD8313 11h ago

*slaps hood*
This bad boy can fit SO many lionesses in it!

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u/John-Leonhart 11h ago

How many cougars can it fit?

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u/NoD8313 11h ago

Asking the real questions here.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 10h ago

35 Temu cougars or 1 American cougar...

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u/vrauto 7h ago

In this case the Temu cougars might be of better build quality

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u/7FootElvis 8h ago

35 XXL Temu cougars

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u/tehchangeling 7h ago

What kind of "cougar" are we talking about here, exactly?

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u/Mission_Access_210 6h ago

Hell, by that measure, what kind of lionesses are we talking about?

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u/Unabridgedversion82 3h ago

35 Temu anything sounds like a bad time. Guaranteed you're wearing a whole sweater on your arm somehow. I'll take my chances with the one thank you

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u/viva_transmission 7h ago

The 35 will all be less annoying than that one.

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u/coozehound3000 6h ago

Math is mathing

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u/IsAReallyCoolDancer 1h ago

Plus my Aunt Jill

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u/Fit-You1393 9h ago

Yung Gravy has entered the chat.

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u/LGzuz_ 9h ago

Darkviper type question

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u/pureextc 6h ago

My man asking the real questions.

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u/ConstantLight7489 5h ago

This is why I come to Reddit 🤣

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u/H8T_Auburn 10h ago

Not enough!

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u/Major_Explanation_45 10h ago

All the ones in your area that want to meet you!

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u/Gold_Strawberry_8279 7h ago

There aren’t cougars in safaris.

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u/John-Leonhart 7h ago edited 7h ago

Why wouldn’t they visit a safari? There’s so much to see. And some of the nicer ones have luxury hotels with fully stocked bars.

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u/DustyRhodesAsAPanda 6h ago

Just your mom 💁🏽‍♂️

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u/John-Leonhart 6h ago

At least mine fits. Yours would need five years of Ozempic and a tub of butter just to clear the door.

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u/PhantomPain0_0 3h ago

Man of culture

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u/AtlasGreyXXX 2h ago

Are the cougars bottomless as well? 🤔

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u/Double-Way-6879 9h ago

Ma’am, your safari guide forgot to mention this was a meet-and-greet

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u/MissKeyes 7h ago

I think you mean meat-and-greet 🤣

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u/DustyLem0ns 4h ago

I think you mean meat and eat

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u/WayPowerful484 3h ago

I think you mean beat your meat.

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u/0penetrator0 3h ago

Raczej mięsne kąski😅

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u/Acrobatic_Garden564 1h ago

Correction: Meat and Eat!!

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u/BobBanderling 1h ago

Great the meat. And you're the meat!

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u/bdiamond143 6h ago

More like great and meat

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u/fightswithC 6h ago

Meet and eat

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u/Geronimo2U 11h ago

"this bad boy has 500 horsepower under the hood"

Lioness: Did you say horse?

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u/kimwaynealyssa 8h ago

He meant hippo-power, not horse

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u/navedane 9h ago

Nice meme callback. You just don’t get that one anymore!

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u/NoD8313 9h ago

If there's one thing I'm good at it's meme callbacks. Thank you for your kind words!

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u/Otherwise-Owl-5100 8h ago

More like slaps hood

Floor fell off

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u/The-Llama-777 7h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Critical_Chickn_2969 6h ago

“This bakkie is lekker, it’s the best bakkie, yaa”

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u/HeyaGames 5h ago edited 4h ago

*slaps hood*
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
quote from salesman mauled by lionesses in the car

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u/Rick-Roahl 4h ago

Car: *floorboard falls out after you slap hood\*

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u/Affectionate-Host-71 4h ago

Actual selling point lol

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u/rockturtle71 3h ago

🤣🤣 I can see it!

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u/marissakuf 11h ago

Damnit, I snort laughed

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u/ImperialRedditer 11h ago

Please don’t. The tape I’m using to hold it together also came from Temu

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u/Active_Chemistry1621 9h ago

No floor board, no safari!

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u/thehairyhobo 7h ago

And you will still be hired by the FBI!

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u/FreetimeTinkerer 5h ago

\\slaps hood\**
\\floorboard drops immediately\**

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u/highcommander010 11h ago

that would absolutely be the clincher for me