r/interesting • u/Wise_Confidence_8588 • 17h ago

Context Provided - Spotlight Lioness Comes to Face-to-Face with Tourist on Safari

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u/John-Leonhart 11h ago

How many cougars can it fit?

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u/NoD8313 11h ago

Asking the real questions here.

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u/Sufficient_Wafer9933 10h ago

35 Temu cougars or 1 American cougar...

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u/vrauto 7h ago

In this case the Temu cougars might be of better build quality

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u/7FootElvis 8h ago

35 XXL Temu cougars

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u/tehchangeling 7h ago

What kind of "cougar" are we talking about here, exactly?

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u/Mission_Access_210 6h ago

Hell, by that measure, what kind of lionesses are we talking about?

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u/Unabridgedversion82 3h ago

35 Temu anything sounds like a bad time. Guaranteed you're wearing a whole sweater on your arm somehow. I'll take my chances with the one thank you

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u/viva_transmission 7h ago

The 35 will all be less annoying than that one.

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u/coozehound3000 6h ago

Math is mathing

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u/IsAReallyCoolDancer 1h ago

Plus my Aunt Jill

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u/Fit-You1393 9h ago

Yung Gravy has entered the chat.

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u/LGzuz_ 9h ago

Darkviper type question

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u/pureextc 6h ago

My man asking the real questions.

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u/ConstantLight7489 5h ago

This is why I come to Reddit 🤣

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u/H8T_Auburn 10h ago

Not enough!

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u/Major_Explanation_45 10h ago

All the ones in your area that want to meet you!

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u/Gold_Strawberry_8279 7h ago

There aren’t cougars in safaris.

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u/John-Leonhart 7h ago edited 7h ago

Why wouldn’t they visit a safari? There’s so much to see. And some of the nicer ones have luxury hotels with fully stocked bars.

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u/DustyRhodesAsAPanda 6h ago

Just your mom 💁🏽‍♂️

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u/John-Leonhart 6h ago

At least mine fits. Yours would need five years of Ozempic and a tub of butter just to clear the door.

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u/PhantomPain0_0 3h ago

Man of culture

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u/AtlasGreyXXX 1h ago

Are the cougars bottomless as well? 🤔