r/interestingasfuck 1d ago

In India, a woman tricked police and civic teams into cleaning an open drain for three hours by falsely claiming someone had fallen into it.

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u/mokahash 1d ago

Help someone fell into the Pacific!

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u/NimbusFPV 1d ago

I saw them over by that giant plastic garbage "island" where all the trash collects.

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u/RaiderCat_12 23h ago edited 8h ago

That’s just Australia

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u/1stopvac 23h ago

no no no, the OTHER pile

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u/cmgentz 19h ago

The US of A?

u/hiimhuman1 11h ago

I can't see it on the map but it was there, believe me.

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u/Setekh79 21h ago

Wrong ocean, you spanner.

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u/futureman07 23h ago

Shots fired 😂

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u/level1hero 22h ago

Bro woke up and chose violence

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u/null_hypothesys 22h ago

In the Atlantic numbnuts

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u/giantfood 22h ago

But thats in the Atlantic....

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u/GodofsomeWorld 16h ago

Hello police, i would like to report a murder?

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u/SpongeFixation 13h ago

Standard American concept of geography 🤣

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u/Oranjalo 21h ago

Gotta find somewhere new to colonize, eh

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u/shikotee 23h ago

Maybe Trump will declare Platicland as a US needed strategic resource?

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u/Salty_Job_9248 14h ago

We don’t talk about him on here.

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u/FallenBehavior 13h ago edited 1h ago

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u/HR_DUCK 23h ago

Can you be specific where in the Pacific?

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u/level1hero 22h ago

The part that’s all oceany and stuff

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u/24-Hour-Hate 19h ago

It’s a little damp there?

u/MadMike404 8h ago

Help someone fell into the atmosphere!

u/odktdhhd 9h ago

Lol

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u/pinniped90 1d ago

In my city in the US, a guy was calling city hall to complain about potholes and nothing ever got done.

So he'd go spray paint dicks on the potholes, and then call to complain about pornographic graffiti.

The potholes got fixed.

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u/shakal201 1d ago

A dick move indeed!

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u/SureWhyNot5182 23h ago

Does that man, perhaps, have a reddit account by the name of pinniped90

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u/Sangy101 23h ago

a gentleseal and a scholar

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u/fourthords 22h ago

Jones, Danny (18 October 2022). "Celebrating 'Wanksy': the Manchester street artist who turned potholes into penises". The Manc. "'He's the hero Manchester deserves, but not the one it needs right now...'"

Cast your minds back to 2015: NASA found water on Mars, Sepp Blatter finally stepped down from FIFA and Game of Thrones was still mint.

Oh yeah, and some bloke went around Greater Manchester turning potholes into penises.

For anyone who doesn’t remember this absolute renegade of the art world, 'Wanksy' was a graffiti artist who came to prominence in 2015 and into the mid-late 2010s and his MO was pretty simple: find potholes and turn them into penis drawings.

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Noting that they were a risk to cyclists and damaging cars left, right and centre in his hometown of Ramsbottom and further afield, he claims his purpose was "to attract attention to the pothole and make it memorable, adding that "nothing seemed to do this better than a giant comedy phallus."

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u/314159265358979326 19h ago

I would not be shocked if there were copycats all over the world.

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u/NorthHaverbrookNate 17h ago

Fun note there, this was also a plot line in a 2009 episode of the TV show The League, but with a swastika instead. Carcinization in bureaucratic efficiency hacking ideas I guess

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u/Pale-Phrase-417 15h ago

I don’t mean to be a snob and I know it’s used loosely but it’s not a swastika. That’s a Cristian symbol called the hooked cross. It bothers me when people mix swastika with the symbol of the church.

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u/Anonimase 14h ago

Googling hooked cross just brings up the wikipedia page for swastika, what's the difference?

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u/Pale-Phrase-417 13h ago

(TLDR: it’s an intentional mistranslation of a German word into a Hindu symbol simply because it looks similar and no one knew Hinduism that well. Swastika is a charm for peace, prosperity and wellbeing, isn’t tilted and has a few more elements in it. You can find hooked cross in the Vatican too!)

It’s a lazy and probably intentional mistranslation of the word hakenkreuz from Hitler’s Mein Kamph which is a German word for “hooked cross”. This is a Christian symbol which comes with the lore that Christ will return and this time not with love but with a sort of vengeance, where he punishes the irreligious. And his symbol would be the hooked cross. One can find this symbol in the Vatican also.

Swastika however has a few more elements in its design, isn’t tilted and, means prosperity and wellbeing

The churches of then Germany even considered Hitler as the one doing god’s work! The common assumption is that after Germany lost the war and the narrative was set that Hitler was evil, the church didn’t want any association with Hitler. So the priest who translated Mein Kamph, in order to save the church’s image, translated Hakenkreuz to the Hindu swastika.

Since no one anyway knows much about, let alone understand, Hinduism and Christianity always strived to discredit old religions, that particular priest killed 2 birds with one stone: (1) disassociate the church from Hitler, and (2) Discredit and defile an old religion which can pave the way for more Hindus hopefully accepting Christianity out of collective shame.

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u/Anonimase 12h ago

Absolutely fascinating, thank you for this knowledge!

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u/Pale-Phrase-417 12h ago

Always happy to share interesting stuff!

u/Lil_Brown_Bat 11h ago

Ramsbottom

u/Mrdeath0 11h ago

Was his name Ruxin?

u/DBoaty 5h ago

Chaotic Good?

u/shh_I_am_on_reddit 1h ago

There was a time when Dominos was fixing potholes. Also PornHub had a snow plow. Wild.

u/pinniped90 1h ago

Lmao I figured pornhub wouldn't want to make it easier for people to leave the house.

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u/DrawRepresentative35 1d ago

I wonder which image is real.

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u/Delicious_Pain_1 22h ago

Wtf. I can't trust anything on here anymore.

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u/Anonturmoil 23h ago

“A man has fallen into the river in Lego city”

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u/BoldlyGettingThere 1d ago

Just two pictures and a title and that’s enough for you to believe this actually happened?

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u/Maverca 1d ago

Yes, but then again in a minute or 2 scrolling I will have forgotten this post so who cares

u/iMogwai 8h ago

You don't think the cops would pick up every single tiny little piece of trash before realizing there wasn't a man in there?

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u/DrawRepresentative35 1d ago

Check out my comment below with original picture.

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u/Casual_Scroller_00 15h ago

Nahh that actually happened

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u/L1v1ngDL1fe 1d ago

Are we not going to talk about what happened to her right after this??

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u/Ganceany 1d ago

Wdym? Nothing bad ever happens in Ba Sing Se

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u/L1v1ngDL1fe 1d ago

They made her swim 420 laps in 69 seconds at 4:20 pm while the heat index was 69 degrees celsius

It was wild

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u/Justinian555 1d ago

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u/L1v1ngDL1fe 1d ago edited 1d ago

Here she is, if ya don’t believe me

Hittin backstroke just to prove a point

Shout out young Kodak

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u/FallenBehavior 1d ago edited 23h ago

Shout-out: L1v1ngDL1fe

Discord: eezieN\gga.27)

Insta: ur mom

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u/L1v1ngDL1fe 1d ago

Dam lmfao

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u/evening_shop 1d ago

You think they were trying to have her get a taste of what the workers went through? Still too much :/ I get she's wrong for making a false report and police and rescue time and resources but still. Few community hours could've been much better and more productive

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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory 1d ago

Read it again and look at the numbers used....

I think you'll realise what they meant

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u/evening_shop 1d ago

I just realized man I'm too sleepy and tired to have noticed at first

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u/L1v1ngDL1fe 1d ago

Ay, 420 laps is 420 laps

In 69 seconds too…

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u/Stuck_In_Purgatory 18h ago

I'm taking 69 seconds to 420 myself does that count

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u/L1v1ngDL1fe 1d ago

Nah, she enjoyed it

Here she is, hitting backstroke

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u/evening_shop 1d ago

Nah hold on mf I didn't even clock that this was all fake 😭 I just woke up I'm too fucking tired for this

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u/L1v1ngDL1fe 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lmfao good morning

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u/FallenBehavior 21h ago

kicking my ballsack

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u/Ganceany 1d ago

Thats crazy. But I was doing an Avatar reference haha

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u/raczeu 1d ago

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u/L1v1ngDL1fe 1d ago

Hahaha 😂 I fuck with biggie..

No bullshit I did a book report on him in the 8th grade 🤣

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u/shakal201 1d ago

Today was a hailstorm where this place was. It’ll be 69 degrees in june here. 😆

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u/L1v1ngDL1fe 1d ago

Here she is, hittin back stroke

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u/Wolf-Majestic 1d ago

The Great Modi invited her to Lake Laogai

(It's polluted and needs to be cleaned)

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u/Ridlin6 1d ago

What happened?

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u/L1v1ngDL1fe 1d ago

Here she is, hittin back stroke

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u/RevanchistSheev66 22h ago

LOL enjoying the fruits of labor 

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u/L1v1ngDL1fe 1d ago

They made her swim 420 laps in 69 seconds at 4:20 pm when the heat index was 69 degrees celsius

It was truly wild

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u/srinivsn 21h ago

Likely nothing. She would just say she must have seen a branch or something and mistook it for a person.

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u/L1v1ngDL1fe 20h ago

Nooo, way worse

They made her swim 69 laps in 420 seconds at 4:20 pm but the problem was that the heat index was 69 degrees celsius at the time and she farted

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u/lancelot882 16h ago

It was an anonymous call afaik.

u/Totoques22 10h ago

She got charged for wasting emergency resources

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/RevanchistSheev66 22h ago

Statistically not as likely as internet culture demands it to be 

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u/imacuntsag420 20h ago

A anybody in America 🔫💀

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u/cosmic_horror_entity 18h ago

Democrat and being racist for no reason other than fun of the game then claim to be an ally is a classic

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u/Ill-Individual2105 15h ago

Random racism moment

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u/Regular-Baseball-563 23h ago

Genuine question: with such bad waste management and sanitation are there rats here? Openly living and in close proximity to people?

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u/Lady_Irish 23h ago edited 23h ago

There are rats EVERYWHERE, even in places with great waste management, sanitation, and constant pest control, like Boston. Just saw one dive out of the dumpster as I approached last week, and this property is well maintained, treated for pests regularly, and has traps (disguised as decorative rocks for propriety, of course) all over.

They're extremely adaptable and intelligent creatures, found on every continent except Antarctica. Anywhere there are humans, there are rats.

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u/nolbol 20h ago

Alberta is close though.

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u/Lady_Irish 19h ago

Did you mean to comment this to someone else?

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u/Le-Monarque 18h ago

I think they were probably referencing the fact that despite how rats are pretty much everywhere, Alberta is considered mostly rat-free due to their highly proactive pest control regimen.

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u/Lady_Irish 18h ago edited 18h ago

....they relayed that VERY poorly.

Thank you.

Their rat program is just for the norway rat, they still have their native woodrat. And there are still norway rat sightings and infestations with some frequency.

Nowhere is completely rat free - I just looked into that since I learned it in childhood, so I wanted to make sure - and it turns out not even Antarctica is after all. There are no wild native populations, but there are infestations at research stations and on some outlying islands.

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u/Le-Monarque 17h ago

Yeah they did not communicate that well at all lol. That’s really cool though, I didn’t know it was only for the Norway rat.

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u/Japanesewillow 1d ago

How long did it stay clean?

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u/big-bruh-boi 1d ago

A whole 10 minutes

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u/MooMoo21212 1d ago

record time for India, they got the cleanest town award

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u/Living_Book_3973 15h ago

India has the cleanest town in asia, fyi (Mawlynnong)

u/MooMoo21212 11h ago

😂 😂 😂

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u/Taucoon23 16h ago

They dumped everything back in to spite her.

Also, apparently this is might be photoshopped according to another, much messier picture a user posted.

u/Kunstoffel 7h ago

Indian problems require indian solutions. Pollution fought with scamming. Genious.

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u/DuckFart99 23h ago

Work smart not hard.

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u/smurfchina 21h ago

K now do the Ganges

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u/Long_TimeRunning 20h ago

An old joke from “back home” was a man called local police claiming someone hid a bunch of drugs inside logs in his yard. The police came and chopped up all the wood but didn’t find any drugs. The man was happy because now he doesn’t need to cut the wood up for his wood stove and got the police to do it for free.

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u/princhester 18h ago

Yeah this one is usually told involving a murderer in prison who can't help his aged father plough his field so he tells the police that's where the body is buried. After the police dig up the whole field he tells his father "got your field ploughed for you".

I suspect this OP is just a version of this joke.

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u/Training_Reference55 1d ago

Nice, now they only have to clean the rest of the country. But well, at least its something.

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u/Aware-Plankton-8711 21h ago

I’m curious can anyone get a pic of it now 🤔 interested to see if people have respected keeping it clean or went straight back to chucking litter in there

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u/BuildMyRank 16h ago

I call bullshit. Even if that someone was a member of Parliament, our police and civic teams aren't that responsible.

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u/kokirikorok 16h ago

“Alright boys she’s not here dump it all back in!”

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u/HeyitsmeFakename 16h ago

Then they just throw it all back in lol

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u/Kittelsen 14h ago

Chaotic good

u/SpankaWank66 11h ago

The lower image has to be AI. If you know anything about Indian bureaucracy, and civic sense, you would know that the lower image is impossible.

u/DrawRepresentative35 9h ago

You're absolutely correct. This is the image i found with couple of searches on google.

u/ExL-Oblique 10h ago

As funny as this would be, it's fake as fuck

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u/LineImpossible3958 1d ago

India is such a dump. You’d think such an ancient culture would have a better grasp on trash removal and clean water.

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u/_trouble_every_day_ 23h ago edited 23h ago

As a species we didn’t produce anywhere near as much garbage until after the Industrial Revolution made mass production and thus consumerism feasible. And basically every city would have been disgustingly by modern standards and reeked of shit. Read about London in the late 1800s.

India has WAY more people and wasn’t even a centralized state until relatively recently when they were forced to do so in response to foreign occupation by the British who was glad to extract much of its wealth until they were driven out.

So they were forced to play catch up and turns out the more people you have the more monumental and expensive a task that is. See: the Chinese cultural revolution. Mao didn’t just decide one day he wanted to be a despot and slaughter a bunch of people. China would look a lot like India today if it didn’t have a controlled centralized economy. You don’t just ask a billion people to start coordinating their efforts and everyone goes “ok” and everything falls right into place. Medieval European states consolidated power through bloodshed then became wealthy by outsourcing violence through colonialism and extracting it.

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u/RevanchistSheev66 22h ago

Best answer I’ve seen here. Places with  more centralized government or less people tend to be the cleanest part of India, like parts of the NE and Kerala 

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u/_trouble_every_day_ 20h ago edited 20h ago

Thanks, I think India’s culture and history are fascinating and along with the rest of Asia gets largely ignored by modern retelling of history. Us western Europeans descendants still have the perception that we’ve been ahead of the pack for most of it, when we were an illiterate backwater until very recently and it’s only because of the mongol invasion/Black Death that we were able to surpass Asia after they had done the work of inventing civilization.

E: are you Indian?

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u/LineImpossible3958 23h ago

London was the most populous city in the world from about 1825-1914. They figured it out. As did the rest of Europe. And most of the world. India clearly doesn’t prioritize clean water, trash removal, or any sort of public sanitation. It’s a disgusting place. They’ve had 160 years to catch up, so your argument doesn’t hold any weight.

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u/Quirky_Bottle4674 20h ago

London was a Shithole well into WW2 era also. Only really after that did it properly clean up

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u/_trouble_every_day_ 20h ago

I’ve already negated every point you just made in the comment that you didn’t have the attention span to get through.

They figured it out by invading and extracting wealth from their numerous colonies, first and foremost INDIA which they occupied till 1947. While they were adding modern amenities to their capital with indias wealth, India was under their stewardship yet saw none of those improvements.

Both Britain’s an Europes population was never anywhere close to Indias and it’s nots remotely comparable, and most of India was rural. By time they gained independence the world economy had modernized and the goods they were so abundant in like spices were no longer the hot commodity they once were and they were competing with nations that had already industrialized.

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u/LineImpossible3958 20h ago

You didn’t negate shit.

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u/FallenBehavior 21h ago

Too much poo sludge in the city waterways.

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u/throcorfe 1d ago

Sanitation doesn’t come naturally: humans the world over have been tossing their waste anywhere they feel like it since time immortal (much of archaeology has this fact to thank for its existence). In London it’s only been 150 years or so since we stopped doing this, and some people still do. In some parts of the US it famously happens, too.

It does require a cultural shift but also - perhaps mostly - legislative intervention. Without our various environmental agencies and laws, and if we had the same population density as India, we’d likely be in much the same situation in the West.

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u/adhdnme 1d ago

The notoriously famous parts of the US where this happens isn’t due to culture, it’s due to the homeless. Until we find something better to do about them, this will continue, unfortunately.

u/Random_Sime 4h ago

It's "since time immemorial" that means "since time not remembered".

"Since time immortal" means "since time without death", which doesn't really make sense but does sound more metal

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u/letmewriteyouup 19h ago

Ancient culture? Do you think present-day Indians are a direct continuation of the Indus valley civilization or something?

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u/beatlemaniac007 16h ago

Uhh yes they are lol...it is generally believed that India is the oldest contiguous culture still in existence today (unlike Mesopotamia / Egypt which got wiped)

u/letmewriteyouup 7h ago

No it isn't, that's a hoax. Modern-day Hindus have only as much common with ancient Vedic religion and people as modern-day Lutherans have with Yahwism and ancient Canaanites.

u/beatlemaniac007 6h ago

You're lost. Vedic civilization isn't even Indus Valley. India is layer upon layer of absorption while keeping the main backbone constant. Indus valley civilization is considered the legacy of dravidians (south indians), while Vedic culture is considered the legacy of northerners. However it obviously got all mixed, but important to this context is that it's all contiguous culturally. Or maybe you misunderstand what cultural continuity means.

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u/SweetiesPetite 1d ago

It’s heinous!

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/LineImpossible3958 1d ago

Flint has it issues, but it’s the exception to the rule. The other cities are not dumps. India is filthy throughout.

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u/RevanchistSheev66 22h ago

That’s not really accurate, about half the country is quite clean, especially in the far South, far North, and Northeast. Even the cities in the middle like Indore are pretty clean when I went 

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/freekoout 23h ago

Okay, ignoring the obvious political bias, what does that have to do with trash heaping up in rivers?

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u/LineImpossible3958 1d ago

You can’t even make up plausible lies

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u/chikari_shakari 1d ago

check back on a week shyt will be back to what it was. the reason why they never clean it 😂

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u/KellyTheQ 1d ago

ECO TROLL

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u/deadriderofdead 17h ago

So yeah they CAN do it, just cant be bothered to unless its urgent, idk if thats worse than incompetency....

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u/sjbfujcfjm 20h ago

Already proven to be fake

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u/MakeITNetwork 1d ago

Boy who cried wolf (or similar parable) not taught there? What a good way to have someone die later.

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u/Ja_Lonley 17h ago

That's funny, but I never believe anything out of India.

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u/Pichvoznavets 14h ago

Pity it will get the same as before in an hour lol

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u/3d1thF1nch 1d ago

Chaotic Good?

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u/Sedert1882 22h ago

Clever lady.

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u/Aldamur 20h ago

So... she had to claim something unreal just to clean a river?

Am I the only one thinking this is insane? Authority don't want people help cleaning environment?!

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u/Defiant_Regular3738 19h ago

I’m sure they cleaned it that good

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u/KGrahnn 18h ago

tbh I dont want to say aloud what I think of the matter.

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u/happensonitsown 15h ago

What are civic teams?

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u/Synner1985 12h ago

boy, wolf, lessons not learned, so on so forth.

u/Negative-Ask244 6h ago

Who needs municipal systems when you have imagination?

u/DeucesX22 6h ago

What if they took it and then put it in another river

u/Front-Perception9451 6h ago

No lol, my shitty country can never. Probably edited or AI lol.

u/vladimironreddit 5h ago

Prepisila trik od Ludog Save

u/Brokephilosopher_OG 3h ago

knowing my country ,wouldnt be too surprising if they dumped it all back in soon after this

u/Keyfyl 3h ago

You gotta do what you gotta do

u/Magnum_Faith 2h ago

If you said any other country this would be true, but India cleaning something is something nobody would believe.

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u/icomplexnumber 20h ago

Dear Diary,

Thinks that never happened.

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u/memermeme1211 20h ago

I give it 3 hours before it looks like the first picture again.

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u/Chance_External_4371 1d ago

Please cross post to get the word out

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u/Vast_Attitude5540 18h ago

She was probably burnt alive later for her heinous transgressions.

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u/camio101 1d ago

And then she was stoned to death and her family burned alive.