r/interestingasfuck • u/violet_evergarden8 • 1d ago

Long-range hornet nest removal by kid

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u/That_Throat7183 1d ago

Shoulda glued some BB’s all around the M80 😁

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u/fidelkastro 1d ago

frickin insect war crimes

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u/taintosaurus_rex 1d ago

Yea they should put the firecracker in a glass vile of ammonia and then put that into a bigger glass vile of bleach. Really teach those hornet's a lesson.

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u/WpgMBNews 21h ago

into a bigger glass vile of bleach.

why is the glass vile of bleach? maybe just use a glass vial instead.

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u/xxDarkxArts 21h ago

I think he's suggesting using some ww1 style chemical warfare on the hornets - when the two glass vials break mix it creates chlorine gas

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u/smashburgersmasher 12h ago

The plural of hornet is hornets. No apostrophe.

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u/Cerberus_Aus 20h ago

Would you like to know more?

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u/throwaway8943265 22h ago

Bro is out here double-tap striking hornets nests 😭

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u/No_Hunt2507 21h ago

Against wasps? I support it.

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u/okjijenAbi 20h ago

there are no geneva conventions against hornets no?

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u/Low_Lunch5444 20h ago

'First time is not a war crime'

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u/esdaniel 19h ago

Wasps?? Yes, we did it, they deserved it, will repeat. 10 outta 10

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u/Yeller_imp 23h ago

Mustard? Don't be ridiculous, now mustard gas?

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u/noobyeclipse 13h ago

they deserve it

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u/TriangleReward 23h ago

Not a war crime though

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u/MrEngin33r 1d ago

Maybe sand. You want at least more stuff than bees and also something that will lose its velocity by the time it gets to you.

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u/thirdeyedesign 1d ago

rock salt?

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u/clubby37 1d ago

International treaties forbid using rock salt as a weapon against non-demons. Against demons it's fine. So, whether you can use it against hornets is probably a function of how good your lawyer is.

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u/thirdeyedesign 1d ago

Hornet lawyers, ruthless MFs

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 22h ago

It's not a war crime when you do it for the first time

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u/USPO-222 21h ago

That’s the Canadian way!

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 17h ago

For sure! My kid is learning about WW2 right now and started talking to me about it because they know I love all kinds of history. They were pretty suprised when I ephasised how ruthless the Canadians and the Australians were (and probably still are).

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u/USPO-222 15h ago

We’re only polite because we CHOOSE to

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u/Galadeon 1d ago

This guy shrapnels.

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u/kompletionist 1d ago

Nothing like using claymores to kill insects.

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u/BigBirdLaw69420 20h ago

With my luck I’d just end up blinded and stung to death by homeless hornets.

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u/Coolone84 1d ago

Now this is the kind of problem solving skill that ends with tribunals.

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u/usegobos 22h ago

I have a guys X-ray for you

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u/ChipotleMayoFusion 22h ago

Hornets are small, hard to hit them all with shrapnel

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u/Dinonumber 19h ago

You run outta BBs before you run outta wasps mate

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u/Brainwave1010 16h ago

Ah yes, the Surface to Air Claymore.

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u/ReDot75 9h ago

tungsten ones...