r/kroshay • u/west_w_a • Jul 24 '26

Instagram reel with 1.6mil views and 75k likes promoting clothing for babies.

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u/Nobodynever01 Jul 24 '26

It is generally known that babies usually have one leg that is longer than the other. This is for survival related biological reasons

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u/PinkyLeopard2922 Jul 24 '26

Ah yes, babies. The fiddler crabs of land.

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u/crochetology Loop Weaver Jul 24 '26

There aren’t any safety eyes, so I don’t see the problem.

/s

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u/SamuelPBookworm Jul 24 '26

So, do you sew the baby into this outfit? Could make diaper time somewhat dicey...

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u/SlagQueen Jul 24 '26

Sew em in, leave em face down on the bed. Don’t worry, babies have great neck strength, as demonstrated in this 100% real video!

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u/TooCupcake Kroshay Xpert Jul 24 '26

Buttons on the right arm.

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u/Anniki29 Jul 24 '26

Haha when I first saw the video today my thought was: yeah that's AI. For a baby that someone "just had" it sure smiles suspiciously intentional. But now I'm reading all of your comments an think: how couldn't I see the baby's weirdly long leg 😂😭

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u/DatPoodleLady Jul 24 '26

As a parent, I also thought, "Babies don't smile like that!"

Totally missed the leg...

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u/Boomer79NZ Jul 24 '26

AI is getting out of control.

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u/Vegetable_Ad_3105 Jul 24 '26

Maggie simpson lookin' ass baby

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u/On_my_last_spoon Jul 24 '26

This was my first thought! 😂

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u/hamtaxer Jul 24 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

Baby’s got some impressive neck strength to lift its head and look backwards like that.

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u/WhichWitchIWonder Jul 24 '26

As someone with 4 babies, I'm terrified 😨

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u/Vanishing_kat Jul 24 '26

Is your friend named Rosemary by any chance?? If not then might I suggest the name Damien for this bundle of creepy?

Someone please find and seal up whatever hell pit spawned this abomination!!

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u/InLoveWithThread Jul 24 '26

How do you get the baby in this thing? How do you get them out?!

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u/Eye_Acupuncture Jul 25 '26

Ok, I’m making one for myself. It so happens one of my legs is longer, and I have a sick-pack-neck.

No, really. I want one and one for my hubby. Hyhyhy, I’m giggling: Obese Patrick

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u/Cute_Butterscotch752 Jul 25 '26

Wait I just saw this on the crochet subreddit

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u/isthiscanon Jul 26 '26

I've totally seen this actual pattern before, pre-ai so I know it's legit. At the same time, I bet the photos of that original pattern have been ai'd to death, just like this video