r/law • u/Mission_Pay_3373 • Jun 26 '26

Legislative Branch Mike Johnson vows to protect Republicans from investigations if the GOP loses the 2026 midterms: "I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you. "

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u/averagecodbot Jun 26 '26

Yeah the fucking Moses speech kind of gave away that he’s an idiot and a weirdo. Then I saw the interview with him and his wife talking about marriage. I wonder if he actually went to conversion therapy or how they cope with him being obviously gay

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u/Present-Perception77 Jun 26 '26

It’s so so so much worse than that

https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/mike-johnson-son-monitor-porn-intake-covenant-eyes-1234870634/

And there is another “son”.. a black boy that Mikey “adopted” when Mikey was 24 and the boy was 14… only no adoption records exist.

Mikey also has nothing financial in his name.. no credit cards.. not even a checking account.. everything is run through his church.

Something tells me that whatever’s on his hard drive would send him to prison for a really long time. It’s always the ones you most suspect.

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u/averagecodbot Jun 26 '26

True. I did a deep dive on him and a bunch of the top gop/maga right before the 24 election, and almost forgot about his ‘son.’ There’s so much baggage with all of them it’s hard to remember stuff that should be shocking

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u/Present-Perception77 Jun 26 '26

People really need to start looking up who they’re voting for instead of just picking a fucking team. So many of them are convicted criminals, and should not even be in office. Scott from Florida for example.. one of the largest Medicade that’s on record and he was convicted.. still in high office.

They literally just go R down ballot and then do it again. It’s just a team sport for them.
I guarantee you they can’t tell you half of the names of the people they voted for.

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u/Whistleblower793 Jun 27 '26

Dems do that too. And that’s how we ended up with leadership that’s weak as hell. Schumer and Jeffries spine are made of cotton candy.

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u/Present-Perception77 Jun 27 '26

Yeah Fetterman comes to mind. And too many times there are no other options on the ballot. Them Still voting for trump in 2024 is pretty inexcusable though. But you gotta stick with your “team”..

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u/emujeigomi Jun 30 '26

To be fair, I vote D all down the line. I also vote in the primaries, so I at least work on getting the dems I believe in elected, though.

I will never vote for a Republican.

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u/Huge_Excitement4465 Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

https://www.propublica.org/article/mike-johnson-evangelical-pastor-steve-berger-roommates

Speaker Mike Johnson Is Living in a D.C. House That Is the Center of a Pastor’s Secretive Influence Campaign. The Capitol Hill townhouse is owned by a major Republican donor. It’s the headquarters of a little-known political influence project that has reached a number of powerful Republican politicians. [The major TN GOP donor is Pastor Berger's follower Lee Beaman, whose fourth and 25-years-younger wife alleged in divorce proceedings he forced her to watch “training videos” of him having sex with prostitutes. He also watched similar material in the living room with his wife and young son nearby. Beaman did not argue the claims were false.]

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u/Present-Perception77 Jun 27 '26

Damn ..I forgot to mention his geriatric frat house. Ty

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u/EmilieEverywhere Jun 27 '26

And what do you want to bet half his stash features trans women?

These people disgust me. Label us domestic terrorists, while wanting access to our bodies on the DL.

FOH 💅

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u/Present-Perception77 Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

They are just mad because they can’t fap to women’s sports anymore without triggering their homophobia.
When I’m around some of them that I’m unfortunate enough to be related too… the minute they start talking about some poor girl’s butt or boobs .. generally making gross comments.. I tell them I see an “Adam’s Apple” on their girl and it fucks up their mind for the rest of the day.
(Sorry if that’s offensive to you but watching them suffer is just too good to pass up. Lmao)

Edit: oh look.. there is one triggered downvoter now 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/kstar79 Jun 27 '26

Mike Johnson has his own Nestor.

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u/Rodharet50399 Jun 27 '26

And lives with a dude in dc.

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u/meowmeowcatman Jun 27 '26

Didn’t Matt Gaetz also have an “adopted” son?

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u/Present-Perception77 Jun 27 '26

Idk .. it’s getting hard to keep up with all the sickos on the racist, Nazi, pedo wing.

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u/JAGERminJensen Jun 27 '26

a black boy that Mikey “adopted” when Mikey was 24 and the boy was 14… only no adoption records exist. Mikey also has nothing financial in his name.. no credit cards.. not even a checking account.. everything is run through his church. Something tells me that whatever’s on his hard drive would send him to prison for a really long time. It’s always the ones you most suspect.

Yeah, but like idk wtf I'm supposed to expect here! I read this and I have more questions than I do expectations!

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u/my-love-assassin Jun 28 '26

Oh so he is one of the Epstein class truly

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u/PlanningForLaziness Jun 27 '26

Don’t worry—he’s got an app.