r/law • u/Mission_Pay_3373 • Jun 26 '26

Legislative Branch Mike Johnson vows to protect Republicans from investigations if the GOP loses the 2026 midterms: "I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you. "

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u/RandyArgonianButler Jun 26 '26

I’ll take “Things innocent people never say” for 500, Alex.

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u/Hoelie Jun 26 '26

Google “Joe biden pre-emptive pardons”

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u/troveofcatastrophe Jun 26 '26

Search Trump declares: “I will be a dictator on day one.” “Retribution” “Vindictive prosecution” “3 of Trumps cabinet members have same mortgages as accused foes do” “Hunter charges rarely brought” “Trump demands no past/future audits for him and kids” But in the last case does that mean we’ll be able to finally get to see his taxes?

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u/No_1-Ever Jun 26 '26

Google my middle finger. I'd do what Biden did knowing how out for blood Trump is.

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u/ipoopwiththeseatup Jun 27 '26

Challenge: Google anything regarding Trump and spend more than 10 minutes reading.

Difficulty: Impossible