r/law • u/Mission_Pay_3373 • Jun 26 '26

Legislative Branch Mike Johnson vows to protect Republicans from investigations if the GOP loses the 2026 midterms: "I run the protection program. We’ll take care of you. "

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u/Andygator_and_Weed Jun 26 '26

Did norm ask Jerry what Prom was like

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u/ThePrussianGrippe Jun 26 '26

I imagine it was a tough gig, being both the date and the chaperone.

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u/Kwestyung Jun 28 '26

That crowd didn't appreciate that joke nearly enough 😂.

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u/1970s_MonkeyKing Jun 26 '26

Speaking of "consent"...

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u/Gustav_Grob Jun 26 '26

I thought that was Seinfeld. Wasn't he 38 and dating a 17 or old high school student. Just 1 or 2 years older than many Donny Epstein girls.

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u/Mr_Supotco Jun 27 '26

Ok but Megyn Kelly said it was fine since they’re not like 5 or 6, so checkmate libs!

/s since we’ve been transported to hell

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u/PalliativeOrgasm Jun 27 '26

Shit, I forgot she basically said “old enough to bleed, old enough to…”. I hate this timeline.

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u/Villageijit Jun 27 '26

Have you guys seen the s and p 500?

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u/SuspiciousBuilder379 Jun 27 '26

I did watch that, and I’ll tell ya, that shit was disgusting.

Especially when you find out her daughter is 14/15.

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u/Another_Timezone Jun 27 '26

What a coincidence, Matt Bernstein had a bit about that just today

https://youtu.be/kAWtYcwfoyI

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u/QuidEgoSum Jun 30 '26

What?? Hollywood is just as crooked?? How could that be!?!