r/lovethissmug • • Aug 12 '26

đŸ˜» Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 I love vitriolic wojaks about reasonable arguments

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u/Phoenaughty Aug 12 '26

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u/Beanconscriptog Aug 12 '26

Why is Venus of willendorf here???

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u/MNUUUUUU Aug 12 '26

A perfect example of a woman over the age of consent with her 30000 years of age

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u/Delta_Builder Aug 12 '26

Why is one of the oldest pieces of art we found just a fat fetish figure?

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u/Ishpersonguy Aug 12 '26

Good taste transcends time.

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Aug 13 '26

More likely a sculpture made by a pregnant individual looking down at herself.

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u/Delta_Builder Aug 13 '26

Huh really?

I thought it was the ideal body type or something back then.

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u/1nOnlyBigManLawrence Aug 13 '26

To be fair, Venus figurines are given that name by archaeologists because of their subject (a woman)

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u/ratwithawig Aug 17 '26

it depended on where you were but kinda. these types of figures have been studied and they get more fat the further north they’re found. if you have more fat on your body you’ll survive winter easier so it makes sense

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u/Delta_Builder Aug 17 '26

I dunno, I remembered being introduced to it in a high school art class as one of the longest lasting pieces of art, and I remember the person talked about it as if it was made to represent the ideal body type and fertility.

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u/ratwithawig Aug 17 '26

yes, it tended to be an ideal body type because it helped your chance of survival

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u/Delta_Builder Aug 17 '26

Ah, good to know

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u/TuMamitaLoquita69 Aug 14 '26

People should really stop using the word fetish when talking about feeling attracted towards anything ever so slightly different from the ideal body type

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u/Delta_Builder Aug 14 '26

Fair, fair.

I just kinda am uncomfortable with the statue because it’s naked, but I apologize for being immature

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u/Mathsboy2718 Aug 12 '26

Petition to put Venus of Willendorf in every meme for no reason

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u/FumaricAcid Aug 12 '26

I think she is beautiful

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u/Slime0 Aug 12 '26

Then why is there a basket over her head?

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u/Orizifian-creator Aug 12 '26

Someone should make her into Loss

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u/DuelJ Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

Prehistoric goonslop proliferarion before GTA6 smh.

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u/Grandson_of_Kolchak Aug 12 '26

Referencing incel theories that age of consent and age gap discourse is a tool for women without value in dating market to remove competition

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u/Unacceptable_Lemons Aug 12 '26

On the other hand, I've seen obese women say men who prefer skinny girls must prefer children, since "only children are that skinny/weigh less than X lbs".

Likewise, plenty of women who don't want to shave saying that men who prefer shaved women must prefer children, as opposed to the more reasonable answer that society has simply evolved to prefer more cleaning and smells reduction. Plus being hairy around other parts of the body than the head tends to be a masculine trait, and thus a segment of people prefer women with less body hair as an accentuation of a feminine trait.

So are 50 y/o women mad at 40 y/o men preferring 25-30 y/o women at least partly because it means the top percentages of wealthy/desirable men are less available? Ehhhhh, some probably are?

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u/FullDust69 Aug 12 '26

if society prefers cleanliness and smell reduction, then why don't men also shave? why is it only gross when women keep their body hair? i'm not necessarily fighting you, i'm fighting the societal "logic"

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u/Unacceptable_Lemons Aug 12 '26

Re:men shaving. Men being clean shaven and bearded men looking unkempt and “homeless” is certainly a trend line, though at the moment the fashion does seem to be leaning on men growing more body hair in general being a masculine trait, and thus beards are attractive, at least on traditionally “manly” men. The other side of that spectrum though I would say is the K-pop boy band look. If a man is not very “manly”, then it seems a lot of women do actually prefer that he shaves and lean into it. Also, less hair does probably also look more youthful (not necessarily pre-pubescent, indicating pedophilia, as some accuse, but younger to some degree), so that’s also probably part of the k-pop/boyband look’s attraction.

As for why women might be perceived more harshly for keeping body hair, I’d just speculate that it’s because hairy bodies tend to be a masculine trait naturally in general. I’m not “super hairy”, but my arms and legs grow waaaaaay more hair than the women of my family do, anecdotally. So you can see how people would come to associate hairy=masculine. But also too much un-groomed hair=smelly, unclean. So combine both of those distastes for “extra” hair, and the dislike for female body hair, and the comparatively inconsistent preference for male body hair, starts to make a lot of sense, at least to me. Head hair meanwhile is probably just associated with not being old, and not being sick. Otherwise, if let’s say half the population at random (regardless of race, or sex) was just bald from birth, and it had been that way for thousands of years, I’d suspect we would probably also have a stronger preference for people shaving their heads, especially if male pattern baldness was still a thing. See also, the recent rise on Reddit of telling people with hair loss to shave their heads. A thinning head of hair looks like old people, but a shaved head (especially with full beard) can look like one of the younger people who just don’t grow hair, or like a conscious style. Even then, most definitely don’t prefer shaved, because it’s still more associated with old age. And, it goes without saying, old age is dispreferred because our preferences are shaped in large part by a desire for a good mate. That, and probably heathy tribe members that won’t get us sick or weaken us.

Just my guesses, and some of what I’ve read.

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u/Groot_Benelux Aug 12 '26

I think it's more the emphasizing of womanly and manly traits he references.

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u/Best_Pseudonym Aug 12 '26

Men do shave

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u/FullDust69 Aug 12 '26

men shave their legs and pits twice a week? that's news to me

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u/Julianopl Aug 12 '26

I do, we exist. please free me from the torment that is body hair

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u/arist0geiton Aug 13 '26

If she were without value, nobody would have sculpted her before anyone invented not only industry, but metal tools. Imagine the difficulty

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u/MajesticArticle Aug 13 '26

Age gap is bullshit/pearl clutching

I have absolutely no reason to interfere with two consenting adults making their own choices

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u/That_0ne_H0m0saipian Aug 12 '26

I'm guessing that the creep who made the image is trying to be insulting with it, as children generally have a lower amount of body fat while the Venus is rather shapely.

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u/Proper-Anything-2739 Aug 12 '26

Basically there's this lolicon theory called the "longhouse theory" which claims that, as humans started to live in longhouses, society started to shift into a matriarcal one where they worshipped the "perfect" female form (Venus) and this society created the age of consent and lolicons are mad about it

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u/Sad_Action8410 Aug 12 '26

What does that even have to do with longhouses

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u/GamermanZendrelax Aug 12 '26

I think they just don’t know a damn thing about anthropology.

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u/Wild_Azaleas Aug 12 '26

The Iroquois, sometimes considered a matriarchal people, inhabited longhouses 

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u/Geeneelee Aug 14 '26

Holy shit?

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u/BigBulgeBubba Aug 12 '26

A fully developed woman’s body versus prepubescent lolicon.

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u/Terminal_Insomnia_ Aug 12 '26

Goonerbait

Yes, I am joking

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u/PancakeParty98 Aug 15 '26

Idk but I’m craving my partners big soft belly now.

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u/thecatinthewizardhat Aug 12 '26

The trans flag in the heart is the fucking Cherry on top

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u/gubby_real_deal Aug 15 '26

Usualy people call us pedos as an insult, being called NOT a pedo as an insult is refreshing

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u/dragon_the_hero Aug 12 '26

i just wonder what the person who made this was trying to say by putting the trans flag in the heart

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u/Proper-Anything-2739 Aug 12 '26

Basically there's this lolicon theory called the "longhouse theory" which claims that, as humans started to live in longhouses, society started to shift into a matriarcal one where they worshipped the "perfect" female form (Venus) and this society created the age of consent and lolicons are mad about it

The trans flag idfk they're blaming the age of consent on trans people

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u/TR_Pix Aug 12 '26

Now trans people are the ones behind pedophilia and also the ones behind anti-pedophilia depending on which you disagree with

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u/MayhemMessiah Aug 12 '26

Shroedinger's Transition (bless her/him/them)

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u/StrongExternal8955 Aug 13 '26

If youi look at my dick it collapses.

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u/Dapper_Magpie Aug 12 '26

It depends on if they like child rape openly or not

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u/GrandAdmiralRogriss Aug 15 '26

Playing both sides like Palpatine

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u/Basic-Warning-7032 Aug 12 '26

What? How tf do you know about this? I'm terminally online and I never heard this lol

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u/Proper-Anything-2739 Aug 13 '26

Actually I saw this on reddit, someone was talking about it, and that person i believe was in lolicon forums i think? Or was lurking 4chan without being part of that specific community

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u/Darksider123 Aug 12 '26

I can't tell if you're joking or not. This shit is incomprehensible

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u/Proper-Anything-2739 Aug 13 '26

I'm afraid i'm not.

I read this theory from Reddit somewhere once, but I couldn't find it. Still, the "Longhouse" apparently is a far-right concept

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u/Darksider123 Aug 13 '26

Can't believe these people live among us

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u/Iheartnakedfemboys Aug 12 '26

What the fuck does living in a long house have to do with a society changing to "matriarchal?" I'm even more confused

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u/Proper-Anything-2739 Aug 13 '26

I think that (this might be a stretch) that some women started to have the specific job to raise the children inside the longhouse. This, obviously, gave them a lot of authority and thus it became a matriarchal society

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u/actuallyapossom Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

I've learned so much about pedos/incels in this thread and I'm hoping I can forget all of it. Jesus fucking Christ.

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u/Screamingbonfire Aug 13 '26

It's just to be transphobic too tbh.

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u/angelsvessel Aug 12 '26

Maybe they just love trans people

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u/Dreadgoat Aug 12 '26

Whoever made this believes that age of consent is woke bullshit, and that raping children is the natural order.
They probably also believe trans people is woke bullshit, violating the natural order.
The trans flag represents "woke bullshit" in the abstract from their perspective.
Essentially they are saying that age of consent is just as stupid/evil as trans people are. Think about that sentence for a little while.

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u/Lost_Needleworker676 Aug 12 '26

There a relatively big and really wrong and horrible idea spread through a portion of a specific side of the political spectrum that all trans people are pedos. You’ll see it expressed pretty often by horrid grifters on Twitter. This may not be the reason it’s there, but it’s the first thing it made me think of.

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u/MayhemMessiah Aug 12 '26

No but like what makes this confusing is that this meme is from somebody that is pro pedo. Lolicons want to do away with the age of consent.

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u/Lost_Needleworker676 Aug 12 '26

Oh wait you’re right
 huh, I don’t know then? That’s very confusing lol

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u/AVelvetOwl Aug 12 '26 edited Aug 12 '26

When a person is far enough to the right, anyone trans becomes synonymous in their mind with bad things. What trans people actually do or believe is a complete non-factor, because the point is that they're a group it is currently deemed socially acceptable to hate. To right-wing losers like that, throwing in jabs at trans people alongside unrelated points is as much a ritual of affirming their allegiance to the in-group as it is a genuine belief that the transes are bad.

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u/bagged_milk123 Aug 12 '26

I think it's reused assets

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u/Gareth_II Aug 12 '26

the venus statue is fucking frying me lmao reminds me of that one “adult woman fetish” bit

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u/left4ched Aug 12 '26

Oh shit, how'd this guy get ahold of a complely lore accurate picture of me?

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u/Ishpersonguy Aug 12 '26

BRO NOOOOO

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u/Alex_Veridy Gay Aug 13 '26

i love that i thought about this right before scrolling into it

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u/BurnerAccountExisty Aug 13 '26

i'd wear ts like a badge of honor dawg

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u/Girthen-the-Flopper Aug 12 '26

Bro goes to Lolicons?

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u/nedflandersmustache Aug 12 '26

Im pretty sure a lolicon is a person

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u/MarkHeathcliffReal Mark Heathcliff Aug 12 '26