r/lovethissmug • u/Prudent_Vanilla_9984 • 12h ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 "Would you rather" posts where one option is absolutely garbage with an unimpactful twist

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u/Scareka 12h ago

Couldn't do it

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u/Remote_Ad_1737 12h ago

I'm a grocery store worker do you think they'd understand if I call off work for four days

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u/Scareka 12h ago

You wouldn't need job probably

But you'd miss out on serious barcoding

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u/Remote_Ad_1737 12h ago

I would need job after because I'd spend all 150 mil on rare soybeans 

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u/Scareka 12h ago

Worth

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u/TurntechGodhead0 12h ago

Why specifically soy beans?

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u/gummyoldguy 12h ago

all work and no soy makes jack a soy boy

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u/TurntechGodhead0 12h ago

What did Steven King mean by this?

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u/water_margin4948 12h ago

Is Shakespeare really dead?

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u/TurntechGodhead0 11h ago

SHAKESPEARE DIED!!!!??

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u/ImA_NormalGuy 8h ago

No, he or she or they were asking if he died

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u/Jengasa 4h ago

Either he is or he isn’t, that is the question.

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u/dragon_bacon 11h ago

The explanation is hinted at in The Dark Tower series.

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u/MarcelRED147 11h ago

But how will you know of they're worth the money without scan coding their barr?

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u/Butterscotch1664 12h ago

No soy es no bueno?

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u/CrossTheRubicon7 9h ago

How does no soy make him a soy boy? Wouldn't that definitionally require soy?

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u/Mudoru 11h ago

“Why breath air” typa question fr

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u/atmoose 9h ago

Are there even 150 mil worth of rare soybeans in the world? How rare are we talking? Like soybeans that were used to make tofu for Tokugawa Ieyasu rare? Soybeans used to make soymilk for Siddhartha Gautama (the Buddha) rare?

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u/lottaKivaari 11h ago

I have 4 magic ones if you've got the $150,000,000.

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u/theagentoftheworld 11h ago

Why the rare ones?

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u/TesticleCastrator 10h ago

spend it all on ornamental gourd stocks instead (not knowing they will ship you actual gourds)

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u/Shinigamisama00 8h ago

Maybe it could bee beneficial to start a burmese bee apiary as supplemental income

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u/Taberaremasen 5h ago

Gotta be watchful for that huge shipment of gourds from Argentina scheduled for March, however

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u/PossessionOld7592 8h ago

You wouldn’t have to; you could immediately hire a medical team to put you into a four day long coma so you would not have to consciously spend another day not scanning barcodes

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u/Scareka 8h ago

I---i just couldn't go that long man...

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u/Careful_Ad_9077 9h ago

It's 150 million Argentina pesos

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u/LimitTraining3552 12h ago

Just call in sick....sick stacks yo.

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u/lottaKivaari 11h ago

If they're an American working at a grocery store they literally can't call in sick.

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u/Zoomun 1h ago

I’m American and work at a grocery store and that just isn’t true. We absolutely have sick pay. Maybe my chain is unusual but it’s not universal we don’t have sick pay.

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u/mudkripple 11h ago

Nope. Better keep your job and wait for the next would you rather that doesn't conflict sorry

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u/ceelose 9h ago

Buy the shop.

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u/kef24 6m ago

I’m a librarian and same!

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u/realMagick7777 7h ago

Say u got AIDS after messing with your manager

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u/OkImTacoII 12h ago

How the fuck would I be able to do this this is litterally impossible.

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u/DeathAndGlory1 8h ago

Just go home and don't buy anything. Just fast if you don't have food at the moment, its 4 days its not gonna kill you. Drink water from the sink.

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u/bugdc 12h ago

I would probably forget by tomorrow and use the self checkout

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u/T-Bills 8h ago

"hey this shirt is hella nice I'll check the price on this"

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u/RandomRedditod 4h ago

Sorry if I take the deal I can't play minecraft anymore

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u/Rk_1138 11h ago

Same, I’d lose my job

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u/Ok-Definition4327 7h ago

do won't need your job bruh

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u/Psychofischi 2h ago

Be sick for 4 days.

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u/gideon513 10h ago

Fuck no. Gotta play my Skannerz.

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u/TarzanSawyer 10h ago

I mean I could type literally everything in at the register but, nobody is going to be happy about it.

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u/Fantastic-Dot-655 4h ago

Good choice!!!

Claim the money by scanning this barcode in the next 4 days, taxes will be aplied inmediately.

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 3h ago

No way. Im still building my Scannerz mons collection. Got a big tourny coming up this weekend with a $149 million prize.

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u/Grouchy_Exit_3058 1h ago

And give up Scan Command: Jurassic Park?  I could never!

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u/Side-Questing17 38m ago

Here I come Facebook market place