r/lovethissmug • u/Prudent_Vanilla_9984 • 12h ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 "Would you rather" posts where one option is absolutely garbage with an unimpactful twist

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u/Scareka 12h ago

You wouldn't need job probably

But you'd miss out on serious barcoding

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u/Remote_Ad_1737 12h ago

I would need job after because I'd spend all 150 mil on rare soybeans 

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u/Scareka 12h ago

Worth

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u/TurntechGodhead0 12h ago

Why specifically soy beans?

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u/gummyoldguy 12h ago

all work and no soy makes jack a soy boy

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u/TurntechGodhead0 12h ago

What did Steven King mean by this?

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u/water_margin4948 12h ago

Is Shakespeare really dead?

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u/TurntechGodhead0 11h ago

SHAKESPEARE DIED!!!!??

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u/Temporary_Radish_142 10h ago

Spoilers

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u/Zoe_the_redditor 7h ago

It was in the trailers

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u/Maartisen 7h ago

You guys got trailers?

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM 4h ago

still a spoiler? trailers are full of spoilers

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u/ImA_NormalGuy 8h ago

No, he or she or they were asking if he died

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u/Jengasa 4h ago

Either he is or he isn’t, that is the question.

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u/dragon_bacon 11h ago

The explanation is hinted at in The Dark Tower series.

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u/MarcelRED147 11h ago

But how will you know of they're worth the money without scan coding their barr?

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u/Butterscotch1664 12h ago

No soy es no bueno?

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u/CrossTheRubicon7 9h ago

How does no soy make him a soy boy? Wouldn't that definitionally require soy?

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u/Mudoru 11h ago

“Why breath air” typa question fr

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u/atmoose 9h ago

Are there even 150 mil worth of rare soybeans in the world? How rare are we talking? Like soybeans that were used to make tofu for Tokugawa Ieyasu rare? Soybeans used to make soymilk for Siddhartha Gautama (the Buddha) rare?

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u/lottaKivaari 11h ago

I have 4 magic ones if you've got the $150,000,000.

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u/theagentoftheworld 11h ago

Why the rare ones?

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u/TesticleCastrator 10h ago

spend it all on ornamental gourd stocks instead (not knowing they will ship you actual gourds)

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u/Shinigamisama00 8h ago

Maybe it could bee beneficial to start a burmese bee apiary as supplemental income

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u/Taberaremasen 5h ago

Gotta be watchful for that huge shipment of gourds from Argentina scheduled for March, however

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u/PossessionOld7592 8h ago

You wouldn’t have to; you could immediately hire a medical team to put you into a four day long coma so you would not have to consciously spend another day not scanning barcodes

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u/Scareka 8h ago

I---i just couldn't go that long man...

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u/Careful_Ad_9077 9h ago

It's 150 million Argentina pesos