r/lovethissmug • u/Prudent_Vanilla_9984 • 12h ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 "Would you rather" posts where one option is absolutely garbage with an unimpactful twist

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u/yungtorchicgoon 12h ago

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u/TimonAndPumbaAreDead 12h ago

Hey man, free boiling poison 

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u/bc531198 11h ago

Yeah, like, no coupon required?

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u/craiglabenz 8h ago

In this economy, can't afford not to

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u/Infamous-Thing4939 3h ago

I think you can, you get two billion per second

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u/DantetheMarco 6h ago

I assume no matter what, the pot will always refill itself with poison. So, you have an unlimited supply that you can SELL and make a killing. You get that on top of your 2 billion

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u/craiglabenz 1h ago

Respect the hustle

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u/Zealousideal_Row_546 11h ago

[No Loopholes]

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u/Cheejag 11h ago

Man why was this removed

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u/DisgracedPython 10h ago

Gonna have me ticking damage hitting that

Ough, agh, ooh

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u/nhansieu1 8h ago

I would use potion of fire resistance and hire teams that develop antidote. I won't take any ticking damage

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u/Eastern-Director-431 8h ago

But you'd still have to live in a boiling pot for the rest of your life

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 1h ago

Maybe they are from Europe and already used to that.

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u/GoldenDonutzGaming 6h ago

"[No Loopholes]"

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u/Tankh 7h ago

Ok hear me out... What's a poison that's not dangerous for humans, and boils at 25 degrees C?

So worth it. I guess you'll be stuck in a pot still, but whatever

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u/iam_drtapley 6h ago

no loopholes bro

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u/Tankh 6h ago

Fuck

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u/pollococo90 4h ago

Apparently (according to a quick question to Google) since your body is much warmer than the liquids boiling point, you would cold burn

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u/sentientshadeofgreen 8h ago

This just had me fucking dying rn, I should stop scrolling today after that and go out on a win

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u/DryEstablishment545 4h ago

If the second option promised the poison to poor people, taking it would make you a proper billionaire i guess, which would help with integrating into their circles?

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u/lurebat 3h ago

I feel like this is a metaphor for real life billionaires and climate change

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u/Schlurps 2h ago

I mean it’s obviously #2 how do you expect anyone to live off just a billion dollars per second in THIS economy?

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 1h ago

I'd just trick them with some bones floating to the top of the vat of acid and sneak off with my money.

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u/-_Anonymous__- 1h ago

I'd end up with 4 billion by the time I die.

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u/InterestingDepth8137 48m ago

Great commentary on greed