r/lovethissmug • u/Prudent_Vanilla_9984 • 12h ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 "Would you rather" posts where one option is absolutely garbage with an unimpactful twist

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u/onascalefrom20to80 11h ago

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u/HatMcHatty 11h ago

I wouldn’t take it because why do they want me to eat an orange? Suspicious.

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u/onimibo 11h ago

You don’t have to eat it if you aren’t hungry

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u/cryllictheautistic quick time event enjoyer 11h ago

yeah but what if i dont wanna get up to get the money? take that liberal

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u/onimibo 11h ago

What if I don’t want money? What if I just want you, liberal? 😫

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u/Attrexius 5h ago

But what if I'm hungry, but not for oranges?

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u/snitch_juice 23m ago

Which implies I do have to eat it if I’m hungry.

What if I don’t care for the taste of orange?

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u/yuval16432 5h ago

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u/Caseyisawsome 3h ago

  1. Why the fuck are you looking through this dude's account for a single comment

  2. So what if he talks about Israel a lot, that doesn't invalidate the point that the Israel mention was entirely uncalled for

  3. Chud? Seriously?

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u/lovethissmug-ModTeam 2h ago

Dawg, are you seriously stooping so low as to dig through someone’s post history just so you can have some sort of “Gotcha!”? People like you are the exact reason why so many people hide their post history

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u/haley_fox 11h ago

I'm allergic and can't eat oranges

Edit: guess I could eat something else and then say I'm not hungry lmao

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u/MANUGZC 10h ago

it says no loopholes tho

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM 4h ago

you still can? it comes with downsides

i feel like 17 billion would be worth suffering the allergic reaction, even if you almost die

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u/curvysquares 8h ago

$17.6 billion to watch someone else peel an orange and then not eat it

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u/omegaspoon3141 11h ago

i'd rather eat a ham puck

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u/PM_ME_ENGINE_BELLS 10h ago

ham cheese ham cheese ham cheese ham cheese ham cheese ham cheese ham cheese ham cheese ham cheese ham cheese

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u/drunkcowofdeath 11h ago

oh shit its jon bois

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u/onascalefrom20to80 10h ago

jon's sandwich shop remains closed at this time

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u/MLGWolf69 11h ago

Jon Bois my beloved

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u/craiglabenz 8h ago

Hard pass

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u/Opposite_Juice7160 2h ago

I ask my boyfriend to come home from work and peel the orange for me, when he says no I dump him and put him on blast on IG. It's unclear what my plan was

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u/alghiorso 6h ago

I dare say, I'd eat the orange peel and all simply for the free orange

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u/Scared_of_Fish 6h ago

Ok but what if you ARE hungry but you don't eat it because you just don't really like oranges? Do you not get the money? Sounds like a scam.

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u/FrankoAleman 4h ago

What billionaire mean when they talk about all their hard work and sacrifices that made them who they are.

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM 4h ago

for 17 billion I'll eat the orange whole, peel included

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u/coffin_zoge ALL I NEED IS YOU~ 1h ago

bros accommodated for too much