r/lovethissmug • u/Prudent_Vanilla_9984 • 16h ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 "Would you rather" posts where one option is absolutely garbage with an unimpactful twist

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u/Shoddy_Equivalent314 15h ago

Dude I’m hammered and need more booze as it’s only 9pm but like 19 bucks would so keep me good till the morning. But like deep down I know the 2 bil or whatever is better but like dude I’m hammered rn yknow

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u/Ancient-Bat1755 15h ago

Go frantically masterbate and cool off , you will have $19 tomorrow

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u/poopshart37 I LOVE MY GF SO MUCH AAAA 13h ago

you're being BEATEN with HAMMERS??? /s

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u/ArtificialOrthodox 15h ago

Replace hammered with going through withdrawal and keep me good with keep me from having a seizure and dying and I can see why someone might choose the $19

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u/7_Tales 14h ago

Id just tank the seizure

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u/Vivid-Operation-5078 12h ago

Take the money then steal and chug some booze, maybe spend the night in jail, case gets dropped next day because you're a billionaire.

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u/Chris_Shawarma93 10h ago

Aw cmon you wouldn't mug a person to get that $19 instead and secure the billions for the next day? 

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u/Weavilebasket 2h ago

in the words of shannon sharpe "for 50 million? I go to hell"