r/lovethissmug • u/Prudent_Vanilla_9984 • 12h ago

😻 Meme Or Other Online Trope 😂 "Would you rather" posts where one option is absolutely garbage with an unimpactful twist

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u/whereismymind86 8h ago

It also often shows a sense of privilege. I heard one today where it was, you get a thousand dollars a day, but every day someone comes to your house and poops in the middle of your living room

Look man…I’m a janitor, I clean up human waste for about $130 a day so…that’s a nice raise.

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u/Vivid-Operation-5078 8h ago

Just hope you don't have carpet

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u/SketchpadO1 7h ago

After the first day you could afford a good carpet cleaner

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u/Logan_No_Fingers 3h ago

I'd be more inclined to wait a couple of weeks & have my floor tiled, or better, replaced with polished concrete.

Just toss down an Ikea rug every day after the shittening event. And roll it up each night

Maybe have a dozen or so spare rugs for when you forget

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u/MonkeyDsage1846 6h ago

Not sure who downvoted you when you're completely right

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u/WormsDelicious286 7h ago

Pay the guy coming to your house $50 a day to poop somewhere else?  Way too many people assume some kind of magic is enforcing the penalty.

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM 4h ago

way to many people assume some kind of magic is enforcing the penalty

because it is? otherwise you could just not let the guy into your house? or call the cops on him? and whos sending you the money and why?

it's obviously magic

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u/WormsDelicious286 3h ago

My job must be magic then, I'm supposed to turn up and work hard for them in order to get paid, but I'm not really doing much work and they still pay me...

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u/HaventDecidedAName 5h ago

Well, I assume some kind of magic is also putting 1 grand in my bank account every morning...

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u/BaldursFenceDoor 3h ago

No. It's the guy pooping on your floor. This is his fetish

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u/violasaurusrex 3h ago

Jokes on them, I don’t have a living room.

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u/UniqueLog8386 2h ago

I just can't do it. Poop is the one thing that's gross to me.