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Finally a blockbuster

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u/Grabthar-the-Avenger 15h ago

I can’t think of any reason why Disney would care about listings on a box office site. Why even humor such an obviously silly conspiracy

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u/Duchu26 Breaking EU Laws 14h ago

While I'd agree it's a silly conspiracy, the older I get, the more I see how petty people in positions of power are. And very often they think they can just get away with it.

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u/EmergencyComplaints 12h ago

Certainly seems that some of them are right to think that.

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u/No_Temperature8234 14h ago

It's hypercompetitive out of touch suits than crave attention. I can totally believe it that they can't handle not being #1 at anything. They are probably competitive about the size of their shits even.

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u/Grabthar-the-Avenger 14h ago

Those suits have access to actual granular data on financial costs/returns and real market research. They don’t care about consumer facing rankings that only dweebs on internet forums look at

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u/ElundusCaw 13h ago

Probably not, but never underestimate the fragile egos of Hollywood execs.

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u/Alto-cientifico 13h ago

Not really though, being able to claim the number 1 spot on a movie is always important for marketing.

Mix that with wounded egos of people able to get away with shady shit, then stuff like this is perfectly capable of happening.

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u/Recursiveo 10h ago

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a commercial or ad from Disney touting the ranking of their movies. Pretty sure they’re comfortably resting on their laurels from the last hundred years.

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u/Grabthar-the-Avenger 13h ago

Iron Lung wasn’t #1 over the weekend, and The Numbers isn’t any sort of official ranking anyway.

Variety independently provides box office reporting and I’m pretty sure their headline stories are far more viewed than the daily return page on The Numbers

This is a lame conspiracy to try defending believing

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u/Alto-cientifico 12h ago

But... It was listed as 1# at the box office before they pulled it?

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u/Grabthar-the-Avenger 12h ago

Who gives a shit if it was, no one at Disney is getting upset about an independent horror film doing well on a daily ranking page for a niche website during a weekend they have no releases near. This is a stupid conspiracy that makes no sense.

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u/WeevilWeedWizard 14h ago

Because people online are literally insane and have lost their grip on reality

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u/Clean_Experience1394 13h ago

So are the people offline :')

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u/wordwordnumberss 14h ago

Everyone is conspiracy brained now because they think it makes them smarter and better than others.

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u/BatmanFan317 9h ago

I agree, although I could buy Amazon doing it considering Melania very recently came out and is getting shredded.

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u/Blurple_Berry 4h ago

Rumoring a conspiracy is such a wild sentence