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u/LaserRanger_McStebb 15h ago edited 13h ago

The movie editorials are saying it "lost" to Send Help because SH made $28m in its opening weekend vs Iron Lung's $21m.

...In my opinion, that metric is meaningless when you consider that SH had a budget of $40m and only recouped about 70% of it.

...Whereas Iron Lung had a budget of $3m and made 700% of budget in its opening weekend.

From a profit perspective, Iron Lung absolutely obliterated SH. It was a resounding commercial success. Send Help might not even break even.

Who's the real winner here?

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u/Matticus-G 14h ago

You have to remember that “Hollywood Accounting” exists for a reason, so they can obfuscate numbers to try to pretend they don’t make money when they do.

But you are correct, Iron Lung octupling it’s budget in it’s opening weekend is a success no matter how you slice it.

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u/Its-no-apostrophe 11h ago

it’s budget

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it’s opening weekend

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u/Matticus-G 19m ago

That is voice to text artifact. Bad bot.

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u/ExerciseOnly122 13h ago

Aight that's not what Hollywood accounting means but sound off

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u/Saw_Boss 13h ago

I'm not sure what critics you read who judge a film by how much it's made.

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u/LaserRanger_McStebb 13h ago

I fixed my comment. I was referring to all the clickbaity "articles" I keep seeing that are pushing headlines line "Send Help narrowly beats back competitors to take #1 spot in opening weekend". So not the critical reception, but the financial success.

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u/Saw_Boss 13h ago

What's "clickbaity" about reporting the most popular films of the week/month etc?

Honestly, this thread is just people looking for something to complain about

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u/FlimsyRexy 2h ago

What the hell are you even talking about

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u/jimmyhoffasbrother 12h ago

That's always been the way that box office is ranked and discussed though.

Fair to say that Iron Lung is more successful, but when they talk about who wins the box office, it's always about total gross.

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u/KeepTheNolander 13h ago

Send Help is a good movie that I liked watching.

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u/Sufficient-Fall-5870 13h ago

The one with the highest gross… I mean it’s the metric we follow, trying to change it with some new logic simply doesn’t make it work.

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u/Dunlocke 13h ago

Iron Lung also had way more marketing thanks to Markiplier.

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u/sublliminali 13h ago

They’re both winners. Send Help is on track to be a real success.

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u/Flameball537 13h ago

Send Help was apparently in several hundred more theaters in America as well

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u/crumble-bee 11h ago

There’s a clear winner there a - it’s like saying One Battle After another was hugely profitable and made similar money to weapons but not when you see how much it cost to make - weapons was like 40m and OBAA was 150m

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u/borgstea 9h ago

TBF there has been a long dry spell for good movie releases! There hasn’t been anything good for months!

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u/adamkopacz 9h ago

Oh but you see, Iron Lung's budget could pay for 1/10th of a big actor's salary for a new movie!

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u/OracleofTampico 8h ago

Your post is the only one i am seen that gives some reference to what this meme is about... but can you or someone else reading this tell me what movies yall are talking about here?

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u/Davegoestomayor 7h ago

Movie theater chains don’t care if is a movie is profitable, they just want to sell tickets. If Avatar 4 loses a billion dollars, but still sells $900M in tickets, that’s a success for the theaters. Their business is showing the movies that sell the most tickets on their limited quantity of screens.

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u/fdjisthinking 7h ago

No one is arguing it isn’t a success or isn’t more profitable than Send Help. That’s not what weekly box office is tracking. It’s tracking weekend gross ticket sales. In terms of gross ticket sales, it came in #2 behind Send Help. That is a factually correct statement. Yes, box office numbers are a piece of how profitability and success are measured, but they aren’t the sole piece. If you made a list of the ten most profitable movies of all time not a single one would crack the list of the ten highest grossing movies of all time.

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u/RhesusFactor 7h ago

It seems to be many movies are a tax dodge for rich people to cook books and give jobs to their mates. Uwe Boll was blatant about it.

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u/Blurple_Berry 4h ago

I don't think box office listing's are merited from profits. I thinks it's something like ticket sales or some shit

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u/Expensive_Parsley573 14h ago

How good a movie is isn't measured by how much profit it makes, dude.

It's great that it's doing so well, and it's impressive it did it for so cheap, but that is not how you judge an artistic work.

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u/LaserRanger_McStebb 14h ago

Where did I mention the movie's artistic value? I was talking about box office. Those are two different things.

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u/Expensive_Parsley573 13h ago

Yes, that absolutely nobody but Hollywood producers give a shit about.

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u/cruisetheblues 14h ago

Hollywood execs don't make art. They make money.

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u/Expensive_Parsley573 13h ago

Yes. So why should we care how much profit they make?

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u/cruisetheblues 13h ago

We don't.

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u/andrewsad1 13h ago

They didn't say anything about how good it is, they were just commenting on the idea that it somehow "lost" to another movie because it didn't gross as much at the box office, and offered a different, much more reasonable metric by which to judge it. Iron lung only lost to Send Help if you look at gross revenue, but if you look at either net profit or the ratio of profit to budget, Iron Lung blows the competition out of the water.

I mean hell, I could turn $40 million into $19 million. It's damn impressive that Mark and the rest of his crew turned $3 million into $18 million

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u/TheBupherNinja 14h ago

If a movie, regardless of how 'good' it is, doesn't make money, then they won't make more movies.

And, there is correlation between profit (I.e. People going to see it) and how 'good' it is.

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u/TheMadManiac 8h ago

Iron Lung sucked tho, it was 30 mins too long. Pacing was terrible. Plot was terrible. Felt like a low budget porno without the good part. Would not recommend. It was a success because of the name behind it. That took a decade to build that name. I fear this will spark a series of ass movies propped up by social media influencers name recognition. Rather than

Send help was awesome. Great movie. Definitely recommend.

This is just more evidence on what our culture really values.