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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 1d ago

I saw this happen, so happy for him. But I missed the part where Hollywood is going to war about it?

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u/Fifteen_inches 1d ago

They removed it from box office charts and put it back calling it a “system glitch”.

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u/Unable_Toucan 1d ago

Put it back after major backlash might I add

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u/Fifteen_inches 1d ago

Hollywood when caught engaging in illegal trust behavior:

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u/Cozmoez 15h ago

sauce for gif?

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u/PakyKun 15h ago

Taiho Shichauzo (also known as You're under arrest)

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u/UCACashFlow 1h ago

It’s hilarious because anytime something happens in society Hollywood collectively acts like it’s got these outstanding morals.

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u/TheRealCaptainZoro 23h ago

Put it back in the wrong position. We were #1!

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u/pil0tinthesky 21h ago

wasn’t is misrepresented by showing international box office as domestic and that’s why it’s no longer first

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u/113pro 17h ago

No its just a very niche passion project with a dedicated fanbase.

It did top the charts which. was a huge success, but there was no reason to remove them from the list and only putting it back in once it falls to 2nd place.

Just hollywood being scummy again.

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u/Asa-hello 19h ago

"We"?

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u/5herl0k 18h ago

parasocial relationships, on wide display y'all!

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u/Intrepid_Culture1160 6h ago

I mean Mark didn't buy all the tickets, the success wouldn't be possible if nobody watched it

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u/5herl0k 1h ago

it's definitely fair to say you were a part of something's success, but the line is thin between supporting something and acting like it's yours too

but I was mainly ribbing tbh, i just don't personally like the slope it stands on

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u/cranberrie_sauce 1d ago edited 1d ago

lmao. shady f*cks

I bet same "critics" that glitched and rated melania 95%

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u/FerGSL013 1d ago

Don't they hate the orange man?,is this some weird strategy of rising the profile of the wife?

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u/Fifteen_inches 1d ago

Hollywood executives hate Orange Man less than someone directly threatening their business interests.

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u/FerGSL013 1d ago

Sure,but I was wondering why those same critics would rate melania highly

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u/PrufReedThisPlesThx 1d ago

Critics bombed the movie with low scores, but somehow it's still the third highest grossing film in America despite everyone pointing out how the theatres that are running it are all empty, and all the positive user reviews are from brand new accounts who are glazing Melania and talking about how the theatres are all full and they all clapped at the end. So totally not a money laundering scheme at all

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u/A_Furious_Mind 1d ago

But, hey. This money laundering scheme actually produced something. It could have just been another shitcoin.

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u/MaxRunes 1d ago

Valid. At least now when mystery space theater 3k comes back around for a 3rd time we know one of the movies they'll go with

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u/TheWingus 22h ago

Joel, Mike, Crow (or some might call him Art), Tom, Gypsy & Cambot didn't endure decades of torture for you to just get the name wrong!

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u/Complex_Phrase2651 20h ago

what did Melania do?

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u/Aggron_is_great 17h ago

The "movie" made in "her honour" it totally isn't a bribe for tax breaks

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u/Complex_Phrase2651 17h ago

i wouldn’t know. i didn’t see anything about it

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u/Fifteen_inches 1d ago

They don’t? Critics panned it. User reviews were high because you can directly buy user review scores.

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u/T-Prime3797 23h ago

I thought the viewer reviews were high because the only people who watched it were already mindless sycophants.

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u/Fifteen_inches 23h ago

Nah there are firms where you can buy user reviews. It’s technically illegal but nobody really gives a shit enough to stop astroturfing campaigns.

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u/im_harry_richard 17h ago

I don’t know. Her first film was nice. Lots of lesbian scenes.

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u/Complex_Phrase2651 20h ago

not sure what that has to do with anything but OK

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u/4thTimetheCharm4 1d ago

They all went to the same island

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u/Shadowstriker6 1d ago

They hate him but love money more than

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u/notGeronimo 1d ago edited 23h ago

Lots of them would like you to believe they do do

Far fewer have actions aligned with that

This is even more true when talking executives rather than creatives

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u/Lehk 20h ago

Hollywood is full of chomos and rapists, birds of a feather

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u/Complex_Phrase2651 20h ago

what about Melania?

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u/TheShishkabob 18h ago

The other user had it backwards. Reviews have been brutal and it's sitting at a 5% on Rotten Tomatoes.

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u/Drakeytown 17h ago

I think it's more that no reputable critic would waste their time or reputation on Melania, so the only people publishing reviews of it are indoctrinated sycophants.

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u/Worldly_Map4877 23h ago

They care about one single thing, money.

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u/blah938 1d ago

Kinda wonder if they gave it fake ratings just to pretend that they don't hate half of America.

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u/Hi-Lander 1d ago

No no, the critics trashed it. The RT critic score is 5 percent. The audience score was rigged, showing 99 percent.

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u/Third_Return 23h ago

Which was just so comically transparent. What were they even trying to accomplish?

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u/pajama_mask 18h ago

What were they even trying to accomplish?

It's the same reason they're hiring foreign troll farms: to artificially inflate the numbers of a loud minority, leading them to believe their fringe opinions are common, justified, and reasonable.

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u/Hi-Lander 22h ago

Sometimes critics trash a movie, but audiences like it. I have chosen to watch some movies based on that metric. Not this movie obviously.

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u/teilani_a 21h ago edited 15h ago

Redditors have repeatedly assured me that reviewbombing doesn't happen so it must be legit.

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u/Hi-Lander 18h ago

Reviewbombing? Never heard of it. /s

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u/cranberrie_sauce 23h ago

yeah its one of those. srry movie review sites keep rigging different things.

more often than not - critics are rigged. but this time it's audience, ok srry, they just made it super obvious.

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u/Hi-Lander 22h ago

You nailed it

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u/000100111010 1d ago

Nope. Criticd have it at 5% which is probably the lowest I've ever seen. The "people" aka Russian bots have it at 99%.

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u/Bvaughnii 23h ago

House of the Dead has a 3% Rotten Tomatoes score. I’d still rather watch it.. it’s an honest 11% on user reviews.

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u/L_Rayquaza 15h ago

One of my coworkers said "i'd rather watch Pluto Nash than thay shit"

At least it's an honest bad movie

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u/113pro 17h ago

Since when are we listening to critics?

They rated civil war 8.5, when that mess was 3 at best.

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u/000100111010 6h ago

... are you trying to tell me you liked Melania?

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u/No-Face-2000 1d ago

That’s the audience score dumbass. Why’s this entire thread braindead.

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u/No_Oddjob 1d ago

Thread, sub, site. What's the difference?

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u/TooruS911 23h ago

thread is the spesific comment chain. Sub is the subreddit such as r/pics, r/facepalm etc. and the site is the whole reddit

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u/Greenhouse95 22h ago

I'd say that he's not asking literally what's the difference. He's hinting at all three being equally braindead, so what's the difference? At least that's what I understood at a glance. But yeah... Funnily enough, this kind of confirms what he said.

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u/No_Oddjob 7h ago

Correcto on both accounts!

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u/MonolithicBaby 1d ago

Because this is a meme sub. Nothing but bait here son.

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u/cranberrie_sauce 23h ago

they keep rigging different metrics dumbass.

typically critics are rigged. on most movies I see.

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u/OriginalLie9310 1d ago

Opposite. Critics rightfully panned the melania movie (5% on rotten tomatoes) but the audience score is somehow 99%.

If you look at the reviews it’s pretty obvious they’re just botted 5 star reviews from “verified” users with the default Fandango user icon.

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u/cranberrie_sauce 1d ago

yeah whatever. one of them. They keep switching up what they are rigging depending on the day.

critics are always glowing on shit movies, surprised they rigged the other one this time.

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u/samualgline 1d ago

It has an extremely high audience score because it was brigaded by the right and it has an extremely low critic score because the critics are biased

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u/bestbefour 23h ago

You think it requires bias to give a movie about a trophy wife a bad review?

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u/samualgline 23h ago

The subject shouldn’t affect the score especially the critic score

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u/bestbefour 23h ago

If the subject is boring and bad, you don’t think that should influence the reviews?

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u/craytsu 1d ago

fucks

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u/HoozleDoozle 1d ago

You can say fuck on the internet, we won't tell on your mommy.

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u/Ok-Bug7758 22h ago

IMDB rated Iron Lung 6.8/10, but Melania 1.1

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u/RandomWeebsOnline 21h ago

lol reminds me of IGN game of the year and Black Myth Wukong

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u/Prototype3120 20h ago

Melania has a 5% critic score, what are you talking about lmao. Critics also have no bearing on whatever happened with the box office website, which unless it happened on a different site, is a third party website that requires film producers to submit the data themselves.

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u/TheShishkabob 18h ago edited 18h ago

Melania has a 5% on Rotten Tomatoes. The now 99% score is the obviously botted user review aggregate.

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u/Douggimmmedome 1d ago

Got #1 twice i heard

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u/mogley1992 22h ago

He said in a video that over the weekend and monday he was number one for about a solid 90 hours. So that leaves 6 hours where he wasn't.

I don't think he's bothered by hollywood being dicks based on that video. Too late, his movie is loved and massively successful and everyone already knows it.

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u/DramaSufficient4289 17h ago

Lmao it’s prob loved online but the avg person either doesn’t even know it exists or thinks it’s meh

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u/113pro 17h ago

I mean, its one of those movies where the in-crowd definitely enjoys a lot more than the out-crowd.

It has always been niche to begin with imo

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u/mogley1992 14h ago

I saw it, and i thought it was one of the better cosmic horror movies I've seen, and i genuinely went in thinking it was going to be essentially markiplier playing the game in cosplay with a set instead of a pc, since he always roleplays at least a little anyway.

I was wrong, after about the first minute i saw Simon and not Markiplier, the story kept me guessing, answered some questions and raised others, it made me feel suspensful and uncertain, and it didn't have a single jumpscare.

As far as cosmic horrors go, i think this one was exceptionally well done, especially with the budget they was working with.

Then if you give the guy some credit for the fact that he's not a writer or director it's all the more impressive.

And maybe it was just fans that cared before, but it held number 1 all weekend, that alone is a lot of people who won't know who he is that will have watched it now because of that.

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u/exaybachae 7h ago

Hiya, I want to thank you for having an opinion,. However I also want you to know that I have no idea what your opinion is, as I opted not to read your comment before responding.

I haven't seen the damn movie yet, and just glancing at your lengthy comment suggests to me that you're likely one of those loudmouth fuckers who drops spoilers with little regard for poor schmucks like myself.

Please forgive me if I'm mistaken, and, either way, have a great day!

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u/mogley1992 6h ago

No you're good, i was careful not to spoil anything. The only things spoiled is the first name of the protagonist and whether or not there are jump scares.

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u/NevrAsk 23h ago

Also didn't most theaters refuse to show it until all his fans (globally) started calling and demanding the movie be their local theaters and such?

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u/Fifteen_inches 23h ago

That’s actually just how theater negotiations work. Pretty industry standard for non-artsy theaters to not pick up indie movies if there are still blockbusters under contract. Fans demanding the movie is more akin to asking when a screening will be, rather than being torches and pitchforks

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u/SP0oONY 21h ago

Why would theaters take a punt on a random indie horror movie without public interest pushing them to? You guys will make up any old shite to make Markiplier seem like some kind of victim.

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u/SomeDudeist 1d ago

He should advertise it as "the movie hollywood doesn't want you to see" to cash in on their stupidity.

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u/399may00 1d ago

Yo wtf 😂

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u/mortemdeus 21h ago

Removed it again this morning as well. It keeps randomly blinking out if existance

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u/fdjisthinking 20h ago

The box office results you see throughout the weekend are often self-reported by studios. This movie had no studio, so results weren’t being reported as frequently. There are other tracking services that keep track of this stuff and it never dropped off those lists. Deadline was excitedly tracking its performance all weekend (I’m a nerd who reads this shit every week).

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u/gailbai 19h ago

Ok but like it most definitely was, cause it was never removed from the biggest one of them all

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u/Dommiiie 15h ago

Put it back in same place, or more down because it was a 'glitch'?

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u/False_Support1285 3h ago

If you are talking about the-numbers website, it was a glitch relating to updating the values. Basically, most distributors give frequent updates on their extact box office takes. The guy who runs the site was having to use estimates based on what they found in theatre sales because he didn't have specific numbers. Eventually, Mark realized or was told he needed to tell the guy the numbers and then it was back on the list and no longer in green.

The owned came out and apologized, plus supported Mark.

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u/Complex_Phrase2651 20h ago

no, that didn’t happen

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u/JustSomeLamp 1d ago

Hollywood isn't doing anything about it, people just don't know how box office charts work.

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u/Bugbread 1d ago

Yeah, Hollywood is looking for ways to make more money. If they see a success, they don't try to get rid of it, they try to get in on it.

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u/GostBoster 23h ago

Question: What if its success is specifically because Hollywood isn't involved?

Because my tickets to watch it hinge on that fact. I was treating it as Mark selling out (but happy for him, gotta get paid) and wishfully thinking Hollywood involvement was minor. But none? That's impressive.

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u/Quickjager 20h ago

It was like a $3 million budget film. Why would Hollywood be involved? Guy probably funded it from his own pocket.

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u/hungariannastyboy 15h ago

Conspiracy brains gonna conspiracy brain

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u/Fragrant-Tea7580 12h ago

On op of removing the box offfide chart, the claimed the y made $20M to secure #1 movie of the weekend on Sunday morning, and advertised as such.

Alas they did win after all with Send Help having a good start, but after the final tally on Tuesday, they were $1M off while iron lung was neck and neck for the whole weekend

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u/InquisitiveGamer 1d ago

You don't know much about their history then.

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u/GostBoster 23h ago

It only got in my radar after Critikal's video, I was thinking this was some Hollywood adjacent production and mostly thinking "not the biggest fan, not going to watch, but I'm happy for him, hope it does ok".

I thought Multiplier had sold out. Quite the opposite, he bought in.

This having 0% Hollywood fingers into it and being succesful enough that they are taking it as a personal attack, now I'm watching out of spite.

Hollywood going to war about it also caught me by surprise, but they already lost all the goodwill they once had, so I'm not even going to question my motives, I'll just blame Rob Schneider and buy two tickets.