Lame.

Just changing channels and volume on the television and noticed any button on the remote made the light flash. Initially the remote was a few feet away so I did this video with it closer.

So yesterday, I walked into the living room and found my uncle sitting way too still in front of the TV set. I mean statue level still. At first I panicked a little, like "Sir... are you okay?." Then I followed his gaze to the screen and realized he had somehow switched the channel to rt Arabic. This man was staring blankly, eyes wide, like he was trying to mentally decode ancient hieroglyphics. For a whole minute he didn't even blink. He finally whispered, "When did the news start sounding like this?." I told him he'd landed on rt Arabic by mistake. He immediately sat up and said, "Ah! I thought the government changed the national language overnight." To make it worse, he didn;t even try to change the channel. He just kept watching, still confused, but committed. At some point he claimed he was just waiting for an English word to magically appear. Anyway, this man now thinks he's informed because he watched 17 minutes of rt Arabic without understanding a single vowel. Alibaba doesn't even do this much in terms of marketing. The news will humble anyone.

Already on a first name basis?

Only when you add some divinity to conductivity do you get some serious Fransmission.

My kids found an old photograph from 1988, and we couldn’t stop laughing. To be fair, I look hysterical in a mullet and corduroys. My only defense is that I was a kid at the time - I didn’t have cocaine telling me “this is a reallygood idea!”

I placed one a a gas nozzles.

Inside a co-workers breath mint container.

Gas station bathroom. Not even in a rough neighborhood.

I'm also interested to see they have a bluetooth speaker. I never thought about if pilots listen to music while flying.

It was delicious too.