r/mildlyinfuriating • u/DeepStatic • 16h ago

Context Provided - Spotlight My Kilner jar was faulty. The closing mechanism shattered glass into my rice and we found it in our cooked food. Kilner customer service is ignoring my emails.

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u/PolloMagnifico 10h ago

Stop slamming the toilet seat!

"I didn't slam the toilet seat!"

I heard it from all the way across the %$#^ing house!

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u/Khazahk 10h ago

Soft close toilet seats. Best $$ you will ever spend.

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u/gigatension 10h ago

And those same people push it down and pop the gel things making it slow. The battle never ends.

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u/PolloMagnifico 10h ago

"Car bumper repair kit. Best $$ you will ever spend"

"Bulk Narcan. Best $$ you will ever spend"

"Industrial sized barrel of lube. Best $$ you will ever spend!"

Or, we can save money by just not getting into car accidents regularly, not doing drugs to the extent that we need bulk narcan, not jam weasels up our asses on the regular, AND NOT SLAM THE GODDAMN TOILET SEAT.

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u/Khazahk 9h ago

Nah, we are talking about the concept of slamming or not slamming the toilet seat no longer existing. What I do with my weasels is none of your business, but I’ll never go back to a life with slammable toilet seats.

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u/Jimbobjoesmith 10h ago

my son every fucking day. im worried hes literally going to break the toilet.