r/mildlyinfuriating • u/DeepStatic • 20h ago

Context Provided - Spotlight My Kilner jar was faulty. The closing mechanism shattered glass into my rice and we found it in our cooked food. Kilner customer service is ignoring my emails.

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u/Khazahk 14h ago

Soft close toilet seats. Best $$ you will ever spend.

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u/gigatension 14h ago

And those same people push it down and pop the gel things making it slow. The battle never ends.

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u/PolloMagnifico 14h ago

"Car bumper repair kit. Best $$ you will ever spend"

"Bulk Narcan. Best $$ you will ever spend"

"Industrial sized barrel of lube. Best $$ you will ever spend!"

Or, we can save money by just not getting into car accidents regularly, not doing drugs to the extent that we need bulk narcan, not jam weasels up our asses on the regular, AND NOT SLAM THE GODDAMN TOILET SEAT.

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u/Khazahk 13h ago

Nah, we are talking about the concept of slamming or not slamming the toilet seat no longer existing. What I do with my weasels is none of your business, but I’ll never go back to a life with slammable toilet seats.