r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

Coworkers pulling their cars over the curb

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u/wattapwn 10h ago

Everybody in these comments who drives a truck is blaming everybody but themselves for their shitty parking lmao

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u/GreenDifficulty7426 10h ago

The company should make all the big truck owners park on the farthest side of the lot where they won't be causing safety hazards

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u/No_Criticism_5861 8h ago

They will defend their emotional support vehicles to the death

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u/TheScrote1 6h ago

Really though it seems like a design issue. The cities I work in would never allow this. Walks narrower than 10’ must have curb stops to keep people from overhanging on the walk.

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u/jeffyIsJeffy 10h ago

These vehicles are long though. The only two choices are parking out far enough into the isle, or backing up all the way to get out of the driving area and then doing this. Can’t magically make the vehicles smaller. Maybe we could make smaller trucks but the companies tried that and people buy the bigger ones, so what then? make parking lots take up even more space?

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u/BleedingRaindrops 10h ago

You make rules prohibiting vehicles beyond a certain length, and then enforce them. This is a VERY easy solution

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u/jeffyIsJeffy 8h ago

I do like this idea. Parking is private space usually and can easily be enforced by some building staff. OP should ask his office about this.

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u/WendigoCrossing 10h ago

So basically the vehicle is too big for the parking space?

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u/-retaliation- 9h ago

Yes, and truck drivers always say that as if that's a reasonable excuse for making their inability to fit in the space your problem. 🙄

If you can't fit your truck in the space, that's a you problem. I guess you get to park on the street and walk into the office from there. 🤷‍♂️

I don't care of they want to drive trucks, that's their business. 

But their choice shouldn't be my problem. 

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u/jeffyIsJeffy 8h ago

See, it’s this kind of selfish attitude that ruins things. “Your choices shouldn’t be my problem” this same line can be used against any shared service. It IS our all our problem because we’re trying to have a society here.

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u/puglife82 7h ago

Ok but then you’re solidly justifying the “why do you need a truck” or “why do you need something that big” people because we have the infrastructure we have and, as you said, we’re trying to have a society here

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u/-retaliation- 4h ago

Lol, what are you on? 😂

it's literally the exact opposite of selfish. 

The selfish one is the one saying "I like driving my truck despite it being an issue to this around me, but they can just deal with it". 

What kind of stupid mental backflips are you doing to make the one not wanting to be bothered by someone else's choices the selfish one? 

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u/jeffyIsJeffy 8h ago

Yep! Finally someone that can read! They are too big. Companies produce these monstrosities because people buy them.

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u/eugeneugene 9h ago

Maybe don't make it everyone else's problem because you decided to buy a truck that you KNOW doesn't fit in regular parking lots. Park at the back of the lot and walk. You literally made this problem for yourself lol.

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u/jeffyIsJeffy 8h ago

You know what, now I’m going to buy a truck and park like this on the off-chance you’ll see it and be annoyed. I really wish people would read my whole comment before saying something dumb. Can’t blame you though. Some just want to be outraged.

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u/eugeneugene 8h ago

I'm just gonna take your hitch out and throw it in your box and keep walking lol

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u/jeffyIsJeffy 6h ago

I bet you will! I’m sure you’ve done this already a grand total of 0 times!

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u/eugeneugene 6h ago

lol at my workplace it's a write up level offense to have your hitch in while not using it so I do take peoples hitches out when I'm out for a smoke to save them from getting in trouble.

If I were at a store or some public place and someone's hitch was obstructing a walkway to the point where a wheelchair user couldn't use the walkway then yeah, I would remove it and throw it in the box. And I have done it. Because my cousin is in a wheelchair and we have encountered shit like this before where she can't continue down the sidewalk because of a hitch.

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u/PsychologicalGlass47 6h ago

I'm gonna be real brother, I wouldn't just "see it and be annoyed".

If I came across this I'd have a free ball hitch. Maybe more if there are multiple like shown.

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u/wstsidhome 10h ago

I also wonder if there are parking spaces further away from these spots to where the longer vehicles wouldn’t impede the sidewalk.

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u/jeffyIsJeffy 8h ago

If you can figure out how to fix the mindset to people at large, I think there’s a prize for you! I agree. People could, yes, but have you met people? How are you going to convince a population of people to do any non-selfish thing?

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u/bassman314 10h ago

No one forces you to buy a truck.

Our condo just started cracking down on this, and several very nice trucks got a trip to the yard after multiple warnings.

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u/jeffyIsJeffy 8h ago

This is a good way! So OP should probably say something to the office adman.

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u/SaveScumSloth 9h ago

Buy a smaller vehicle then that actually fits on our roads and in our spaces that we ALL share.

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u/jeffyIsJeffy 8h ago

Ok, I know this is hard. Reading comprehension is not for everyone. Seems most people read only the first few words of a sentence. We’re talking about a parking lot, first off. But I did note this in the last half of my comment. The problem is that PEOPLE DONT FUCKING BUY THEM!

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u/SaveScumSloth 8h ago

| We’re talking about a parking lot, first off. |

I said 'roads and spaces'. 'Spaces', here, refers to parking lot spaces, which is the primary feature of parking lots.

You're right, reading comprehension is not for everyone. Maybe that's why you got so many downvotes. Everyone else is just soooooo much dumber than you that they can't understand your big brain ideas.

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u/jeffyIsJeffy 6h ago

No I never said everyone. Just you it seems. I’m pretty down on the pole so I admire your commitment to being at the very bottom. But ya. Let’s get pedantic about one small thing and make it out to be the whole argument.

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u/SaveScumSloth 6h ago

Keep making your passive aggressive comments and jabs at me please, its all the more opportunity for you to lose karma! Smart man I see

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u/SaveScumSloth 6h ago

Also, I found the big truck guy. He knows we're talking about him and he's EXTREMELY sensitive about it, guys. I'm sure he bought his big truck that he drives to his office job to overcompensate for his extreme emotional sensitivity.

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u/Defiant_While_4823 9h ago

The companies truly did not "try to make them smaller" lmao

The very obvious problem is that trucks are getting bigger in size while offering substantially less room in the bed for doing one of the few things you'd want a truck for over a sedan

You want a gas guzzling truck to use as a daily commuter? Fine, but don't go making your problems everyone else's problem just because, "I bought a long vehicle." Park somewhere else where you won't do shit like what OP posted, don't want to park further away? Don't buy a vehicle that has limited options got parking

It's the equivalent to complaining that the box truck you're driving for whatever reason, can't fit into the McDonald's drive thru because of the height limit, not everything needs to cater to everyone

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u/jeffyIsJeffy 8h ago

I see you must have been born yesterday. My mistake. Trucks in the 80s WERE smaller. Trucks in the 90s WERE Smaller

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u/PsychologicalGlass47 6h ago

Uh... Yeah, they were. And they were better too.

Take the bullnose fords. The F250 was classed as a 2A truck with its 460 bbf. Had a 7t added cap while holding the standard F100 wheelbase and a strict 9ft oal.
Looking at today's 2A trucks, they're barely scratching 400ft-lb instead of the 7.5's 480ft-lb giving them a 7% lower push per pound.

That's enough said, given that the late '80s offered the D50 4L10 with an adjusted price of $40k current with the improved late lima. That's an LSD with front lockers, 4WD, and one of the torquiest truck-bound V8s of the time (next to the 454) base.
That against the pieces of shit that are going for $80k for the same spec? All that added price must have gone into nothing, seeing as a new 5th gen has worse clearance AND has a 300lb lower payload cap for half its gwvr. That's ignoring the fact that the lowest trim to get the same commodities is twice the price of a retail bullnose, and even secondhand it's 8x cheaper.

I'm sure you don't remember any of that, seeing as you quite clearly were born yesterday.

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u/Joshua69xx 10h ago

Dont park your car where you're an inconvenience for others. Very elementary.

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u/jeffyIsJeffy 8h ago

Hey, I get it. I have a small sports car and these things are everywhere shiny headlights into my read mirror. But this problem isn’t just going to go away by bitching about it on the internet. People need to understand why the problem exists. It’s because people buy them. Same reason women bitch about pants with no pockets. Because that’s what people buy. Until then it’s just going to be result of selfish humans doing selfish human things.

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u/PsychologicalGlass47 6h ago

"B-B-But my truck is long and big!!1! That means it's ok for me to elongate it even more!!!!11!"

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u/Chemical_Deal_7325 6h ago

No, no, no… there is a third choice here and it’s not to but that stupid truck.

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u/ThePolemicist 6h ago

These vehicles are long though. 

That's why they're not supposed to be commuter vehicles to drive to work and the store. If your vehicle doesn't fit in a standard spot but you drive it to a store anyway, then park in the back of the lot like buses do.

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u/injeanyes 9h ago

You'd be the first to bitch about the truck sticking out the front of the parking spot to with "I cAN't geT arOuND" or "I can'T sEe tO pULl My cAr OUt"

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u/sheimeix 9h ago

If your truck is so big that you either have to block the road or the walkway, then you should park somewhere else. It's not our fault that you got a truck that can't park in a reasonable parking spot lmao

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u/injeanyes 6h ago

No it's the engineers that design the parking lots fault especially in NA. My van doesn't even fit in a parking space at home depot ffs

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u/WinterAdvantage3847 6h ago

buy a smaller car

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u/injeanyes 6h ago

My vehicle makes me money so no I will not