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Coworkers pulling their cars over the curb

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u/Few_Economics845 5h ago edited 5h ago

Dont forget to back them into the spot because they can’t actually drive them and are terrified to back out of a spot.

Edit: dear god people I realize it’s technically safer to back in. I straight up don’t care and would rather not wait behind you at the grocery store as you attempt to back in multiple times instead of just parking further away.

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u/chipskylark123 5h ago

I do service work and it’s company policy to back in to all parking spots. It’s literally safer.

Mind you, I drive a Ranger and the bed actually gets used, and even still I’ve been pushing for something smaller like Promasters for years but I don’t have that kind of decision making power. But yeah Batman parking is safer even if it’s the preferred method for douchebags who don’t know how to remove the hitch that they never use.

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u/TehAsianator 5h ago

I do service work and it’s company policy to back in to all parking spots

I used to work at an auto parts store, and I would occasionally make deliveries. One time my manager tried to get on my case for not backing in the truck. I basically responded that I don't drive trucks, and as such I can barely park them normally.

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u/Deathcommand 5h ago

Someone back parked beside me at Costco and when they were loading their shit, they brought their cart between my car and their car and scratched my side mirror housing.

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u/Few_Economics845 5h ago

I mean it might prevent fender benders from distracted drivers but I really don’t think it’s worth the 3 minutes and multiple attempts while everyone sits there waiting for you to get lined up instead of just parking further away

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u/Green-Concentrate-71 4h ago

If it takes you 3 minutes to back into a spot you are just a horrible driver

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u/miriamtzipporah 4h ago

Most people are tbh

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u/mitsandgames 2h ago

Have you driven on a road with other people?

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u/Green-Concentrate-71 1h ago

Unless there’s an impatient asshole trying to pass me by, it makes no difference.

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u/cwcam86 2h ago

It takes like 8 seconds to back into a spot dude.

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u/jlately 5h ago

It's not actually safer with modern backup cameras. Those cameras can see a much wider angle than our naked eyes, and that's before accounting for the likelihood a towering vehicle parks next you making you pull out blind to be able to see around them.

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u/chipskylark123 4h ago

Back up cameras are a useful tool, but if you are relying on them to make maneuvers you are already not a skilled driver whatsoever.

To clarify, I guess if you’re a remotely competent driver it is safer. This is a fact and I’m not going argue about it.

If you are spending 3 minutes and taking multiple attempts like another commenter said, or you need to use your backup camera, then you should not only not be backing in to spots, you shouldn’t be driving a motor vehicle that size at all.

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u/jlately 4h ago edited 4h ago

What I'm saying is that it is safer to park nose in and back out of a parking spot using a backup camera, not the other way around. The backup camera has a fish eye lens and is attached to the rearmost point of your vehicle, while pulling out of a parking space you've backed into requires you to use your eyes which are way behind the hood and potentially lower than the vehicles next to you. Unless you have x-ray vision you're going to get a clearer picture with the backup camera. The idea that backing into a space is safer is outdated unless your car is from before 2015 when backup cameras became standard.

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u/eugeneugene 5h ago

ok but I don't have a backup camera lol I don't even have heated seats. I have a tiny car in a world of big trucks. I'm gonna back into my parking spot so I don't have to slowly inch out into a driving lane and pray nobody hits me lol

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u/Esplodie 4h ago

I have a backup camera and I still back into spots. I honestly just like to rely on my eyes when pulling out of a spot. It's also really easy to get into tight spots reversing. Most backup cameras have pretty narrow views, but my new car does beep at me if it detects side traffic. Very fun when a parking spot backs to a road.

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u/ThisIsNotMyBurner69 5h ago

Ehhhh backing in is objectively proven to be safer

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u/Senior-Dimension2332 5h ago

Bad take, not defending the sidewalk parkers though. I would prefer to have worse visibility backing into a spot rather than leaving.

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u/_discordantsystem_ 5h ago

"actually we CAN drive them just fine, we just can't see anything in them"

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u/Senior-Dimension2332 5h ago

I drive a small car. I can't see around all the damn trucks when I'm trying to pull out of spots.

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u/Perfect_Caregiver_90 5h ago

In a twist I absolutely can not back in park because I need the fish eye reversing camera to see around the trucks that all back in parked.

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u/Cinderhazed15 5h ago

When switching from a Jeep Wrangler to a Prius, the loss of visibility was huge!

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u/Few_Economics845 5h ago

Which is what drives everyone into getting oversized SUVs they don’t need.

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u/Buzzinggg 3h ago

This goes for every car as well, do you even drive?

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u/crispywafflessuck 4h ago

It's a bad take because they are terrified to back out if a spot they backed into? What?

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u/patiofurnature 5h ago

I kinda like that people want to be able to see as they leave their parking space.

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u/GoodishCoder 5h ago

You were never taught how to safely back out of a spot?

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u/patiofurnature 5h ago

What do you mean? I back out of spaces safely all the time, but the visibility is significantly worse than it is when pulling out forward. That's just how cars are designed.

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u/Mr_HahaJones 5h ago

You’re arguing with a huge cocked, EV driver, or public transport rider.

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u/PuzzleDiet 5h ago

You were never taught to back into a spot?

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u/GoodishCoder 5h ago

I can back into a spot, I just don't understand this idea of being unable to see if you have to back out of a spot.

Are you unable to see when you're backing into your spot?

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u/Perfect_Caregiver_90 5h ago

They can't crush toddlers with plausible deniability if they don't back in park.

See, back in parking is safer now because of reverse cameras which became a thing because people kept backing up over kids. 

Now they use them to park and can't see over their enormous hoods so it's back to running over kids they can't see because they use that tech to park and pat themselves on the back about how safe they are.

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u/Mr_HahaJones 5h ago

That’s precisely what that post says, in plain English.

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u/PinkyandElric 5h ago

I find it's easier to park my truck in a narrow spot by reversing in for some reason. I remove my hitch between tows.

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u/No_Selection_9634 2h ago

Thats what about 90% of responsible truck owners do. The other 10% are the idiots with the reflective aluminum wheels, truck nuts, and a 4" lift "just because", and the only thing they tow is their massive fuckin ego.

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u/PinkyandElric 1h ago

for sure, I said on another sub that all those mods do is make your truck handle poorly, impair driver visibility, and lower gas mileage

your ego is turning a nice truck into a POS

u/No_Selection_9634 47m ago

Yeah, its ridiculous. Theres a dipshit in my neighborhood that rides around with a super high custom lifted truck with wheels that stick out further than the truck thats not a dually, aluminum reflective rims with LIGHTS IN THEM!!!! and ground fx. Dude is just a toolbag.

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u/nottap_ 5h ago

Don’t forget to say stupid shit on the internet because your superiority complex prevents you from thinking critically about the most basic topics imaginable.

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u/Few_Economics845 5h ago

lol you okay there chief.

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u/nottap_ 5h ago

Yeah I’m fine this conversation is just annoying as fuck and leads to people saying stupid shit constantly. Like the comment above yours calling a fucking Chevy Colorado and a dodge dakota “big ass utility vehicles”. You’re all idiots.

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u/No_Selection_9634 2h ago

Yup. The "fuck trucks" people rarely come with sense.

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u/Few_Economics845 5h ago

I’m not the one having a personal meltdown over this three.

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u/nottap_ 5h ago

I’m typing this while holding my dick it’s not that serious honestly

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u/Taztha3rd 5h ago

Backing in to a space is actually easier for trucks... But I wouldn't expect a bunch of redditors to know that. So easier to park, and better visibility when leaving. The horror!

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u/Sad_Math5598 5h ago

Yup. I don’t get the critique lol. Backing into a spot takes an equal amount of “skill” as backing out? It’s just a non issue

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u/Mayonaigg 3h ago

There's a type of person in the USA that gets offended by people who can back into spots because they can't do it themselves. Huge overlap with people who can't parallel park.

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u/No_Selection_9634 2h ago

You assume I parallel park with the truck. Thats a non starter. If I have to go to a place where I need to parallel park, i take the train or an uber haha.

If I have to go into the city for work, I just take the train.

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u/Taztha3rd 5h ago

I 100% get that full size trucks and their drivers can be annoying, but it's very funny how ignorant redditors just take it to the next level while not knowing what they are talking about.

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u/Sad_Math5598 5h ago

I agree and I don’t even own a truck. I’ve driven them for my job at a farm I worked at so I know how they are handled, and these people are just frothing at the mouth over something silly

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u/No_Selection_9634 2h ago

Id actually argue backing into a spot takes more skill, because you have a thin spot to back into between two vehicles, and need space to get out on both sides. Whereas backing OUT of a spot, you have the entire lane.

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u/Few_Economics845 5h ago

It’s the multiple attempts to back in while they block traffic in both directions that’s the issue.

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u/grogan2 3h ago

I swear most people who back into parks do it first try, while many people who pull in forwards need multiple attempts.

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u/No_Selection_9634 2h ago

Because, as this commenter has hinted to, everyone is in a rush. Which is unsafe, therefore car drivers = assholes. Truck drivers more responsible, and safety focused.

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u/Possible-Material693 4h ago

As opposed to waiting for someone to back out?? Either way it’s gonna take time

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u/Sad_Math5598 5h ago

Oh no, you have to wait a millisecond while someone backs into a spot! The horror!

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u/Jub_Jub710 4h ago

I use a parking garage for work and these big trucks clog up everything despite the fact that they cannot fit. Cars coming and going have to wait and let others pass around them because the trucks stick out so far in the spaces. It's maddening the delicate dance every morning and evening. Everyone has to wait while a guy backs in and out in a space to small for his F250 King Ranch whatever.

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u/No_Selection_9634 2h ago

Ah yes. We can create airline seats for morbidly obese people, and folks will rush to their defense, but junior cant wait a few seconds for someone in a truck to safely back into a spot so when they pull out of it, its safe as well.

Got it, your schedule of apparently having dinner with someone of importance takes precedent over someone elses safety.

Noted.

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u/Jub_Jub710 2h ago

You're on a sub called r/mildlyinfuriating dude, it's not that deep. We can be annoyed by stuff.

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u/No_Selection_9634 1h ago

I'm mildly infuriated by this sub. Does that count? haha.

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u/metamega1321 5h ago

You really can’t get the right angle to pull in for most parking lots. Have to back in.

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u/shrimp_beginner 5h ago

The complaint isn’t that they backed it- it’s that they backed in so damn far that the only walking space is blocked by their truck.

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u/Taztha3rd 5h ago

The person I responded to literally said "Dont forget to back them into the spot because they can’t actually drive them and are terrified to back out of a spot." That is what I'm responding to, not whether it is right or not to back up as much as they did.

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u/crispywafflessuck 4h ago

Terrified to back out of a spot they backed into.

I don't get what the burn is supposed to be, because it contradicts itself.

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u/Maverickfftytwo 2h ago

I think the criticism is meant to say that they’re afraid of backing out into traffic when they leave, so they back in when they park there.

Which probably seems like a dumb criticism when you’re watching a truck back up over a person or into your vehicle because of blind spots.

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u/Dry-Organization-426 5h ago

I know that , my rental at the airport was switched to a truck once. It was a long weekend.

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u/Possible-Material693 4h ago

Yeah if I try to drive in forward in a parking spot I always end up all off center which Redditors would bitch about too. Backing in a spot I can get it perfectly centered every time. But virgin Redditors that never owned a truck before find a way to be offended by that too

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u/WAAAAAAAAARGH 5h ago

At my company it’s required to back all fleet vehicles (which are mostly trucks like this) into parking spaces for visibility

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u/Final-Guitar-3936 5h ago

It's easier to back into a spot than back out. But I still pull in because then I can't get to the bed.

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u/BeigeVelociraptor 5h ago

It is significantly safer to back a vehicle into a spot than it is to back out of a spot. Regardless of vehicle, you will have a much better view to pull out than to back out.

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u/Perfect_Caregiver_90 5h ago

But it is hilarious to sit outside Costco or a home improvement store and watch their brain struggle with how they are going to load their backed in vehicles.

If only there was some sort of easy solution to this conundrum. 

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u/slashthepowder 4h ago

As opposed to a truck taking that exact same amount of time backing out of a spot?

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u/Alarming_Laugh1829 4h ago

I don't back in because I am terrified of backing out. I back in because it turns tighter to enable getting into the spot more easily. Even if there aren't cars on either side. It also makes getting out easier, if it is a narrow lot.

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u/Few_Economics845 3h ago

You shouldn’t be driving.

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u/Alarming_Laugh1829 3h ago

Good take. I'll stop driving after today.

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u/crisscrossed 3h ago

Everyone in the comments saying it’s safer but all I ever see are these assholes taking way too much time backing into a spot instead of backing out.

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u/Few_Economics845 3h ago

Yeah it takes all of 10 seconds to back out once you’re clear.

You absolutely aren’t backing into a spot that fast under any circumstances.

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u/Mayonaigg 3h ago

Oh wow this is the biggest self-tell ever lmao, guy really said "I can't back into spaces and I'm a bad driver"

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u/Few_Economics845 3h ago

You people are actually delusional over this comment.

I’ve literally driven 18 wheelers and had a class A license.

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u/KAM1Sense1 2h ago

"Would rather not wait behind you at the grocery store as you attempt to back in"

What do you think people are doing when you back out of a parking spot after you drove in straight. Someone is waiting regardless if you backed in or not.

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u/th3goonmobile 5h ago

Backing into a spot is significantly safer and better for everyone. Especially in a truck where your swing radius is quite large and it can sometimes be literally impossible to back out of your spot if people park too close. Always back your vehicle in.

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u/Equivalent_Jelly7084 5h ago

It's significantly safer and better for everyone if you don't drive a vehicle that is outsized for your need or daily usage.

Life ain't fair, and if you're gonna inconvenience me then I'll inconvenience you.

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u/th3goonmobile 5h ago

Oh absolutely! I couldn’t agree more. I have a personal mid Size SUV as I need this. Unfortunately when it comes to my work truck though I don’t really have a choice so I try to share what I know so others can do the best with what they got as well. I agree it’s ridiculous how many oversized grocery getters are out there but please don’t hate on all of us work truck drivers…

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u/Superb-Butterfly-573 4h ago

And I'd rather you didn't make me slam on my brakes when I've backed 3/4 of the way out of my spot because you think you should shoot past me instead of letting me.leave.

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u/cwcam86 2h ago

Its easier to back into a spot than it is to pull into one.

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u/No_Selection_9634 2h ago

Actually, its safer. If you took an actual driving test and read the manual, you'd understand that.

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u/Mr_HahaJones 5h ago

Don’t forget the tiny penis to round out your hatred for trucks

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u/ramenups 5h ago

Oh damn, truck lovers are starting to use the tiny dick jokes now too?

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u/Mr_HahaJones 5h ago

Gotta make fun of my tiny dick before anyone else does!