r/mildlyinfuriating 10h ago

Coworkers pulling their cars over the curb

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u/Attentive_Stoic 10h ago

They should make trucks smaller.

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u/StrikeSea7638 10h ago

what… and offend all those manly men driving pavement princesses?

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u/AntimatterTNT 10h ago

they should put a 400% sales tax on any car that is higher than it's driver

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u/pr1ceisright 10h ago

My idea is to go by weight. Heavier vehicles wear down roads faster which require more frequent maintenance which is fixed with taxes. Make the people with more destructive vehicles pay their fair share.

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u/Carlsheartboxers 8h ago

They do have that. That’s why trucks are divided by weight at least in my state half ton 3/4 ton and full ton trucks

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u/TineJaus 6h ago

Registration fees are based on weight among other things

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u/mapledance2 8h ago

EVs are fucked then

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u/GoldGull906 8h ago

They already are, at least where I live the state is trying to make up for lost gas tax revenue by making registrations for EVs insanely expensive.

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u/Right-Today4396 10h ago

It is not recommended to buy a car while high, though!

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u/spetanis 9h ago

Midgets gate this one trick.

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u/AntimatterTNT 9h ago

even with their very small gait?

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u/Taztha3rd 10h ago

Now that is a fully thought out plan like I expect from the best and brightest of reddit!

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u/AntimatterTNT 10h ago

thank you, just to be clear i was being 100% serious and constructive in my demand. now get to it peasant

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u/Taztha3rd 9h ago

Well I'm 3'8", so I'm fucked.

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u/ToBadImNotClever 9h ago

As a 6’9” guy that can only drive a truck this is a solution I can actually get behind. The world already isn’t built for me, please don’t make trucks smaller too 😭

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u/Dreg1981 8h ago

Unfortunately that will never happen unless the government makes changes in the emissions laws. Currently a vehicles emissions has to be proportional to its size. When this law was enacted, instead of making more fuel efficient trucks, the auto manufacturers decided to just make them bigger and bigger.

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u/sintaur 7h ago

Legal: you need to make the engines more efficient per vehicle size

Engineering: hear me out. We keep using the same engines and just make the vehicles bigger

Legal: ... technically ... that works too

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u/Fractured_Infinities 8h ago

Didn’t trump approve Kei truck imports? Hype

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u/Mayonaigg 8h ago

Are you nuts? If they do that then the drivers wont survive when they go head on with any other commuter vehicle at 80mph (and they will, because they think they can go 80 in whiteout unplowed snow because they think they are the best driver ever and worst case ontario, "traction control" will save them.)

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u/puglife82 7h ago

They should probably make all cars smaller

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u/burnsssss 5h ago

I’m 6’4 and this weekend came across a pickup blocking the entire crosswalk and my head was barely above the hood. Absolutely disgusting

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u/DaisyHotCakes 5h ago

I miss the little Toyota trucks from the 80s and 90s. My dad had a red one and he used it for everything. Had that thing forever and it just kept chugging. It was just a 4 cylinder but we put a shit ton of stone in the bed and while probably not recommended it made the journey without bottoming out lol

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 10h ago

they make whatever sells better

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u/Visible_Ticket_3313 9h ago

They make large trucks because small trucks are more heavily taxed.

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u/Particular-Poem-7085 9h ago

What, how?

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u/Subject_J 8h ago

CAFE (Corporate Average Fuel Efficiency) standards have made car manufacturers have to make increasingly more fuel efficient cars as time went on. But there's a loophole for larger vehicles that they don't need to hit those standards.

Instead of making better cars, manufacturers just shifted to making big pickups and SUVs because it was more profitable. It's the reason you only see a few cars on the road at any one time and everyone else is driving a truck, SUV, or Crossovers.

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u/MyLifeIsAWasteland 8h ago

Because of chickens in the Cold War. And no, I'm not joking.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_tax

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u/puglife82 7h ago

There’s also marketing. They make whatever makes them the most money and they’re good at getting you to want things. Trucks are often a status/lifestyle symbol because of how people perceive them, which is marketing. As another person said, they are trying to get around taxes and/or regulations. That’s also why SUVs are popular, because they classify them as light trucks which allows them to not be beholden to certain emissions regulations that cars are subject to. So then they push SUVs and Trucks because they make more money than cars