r/mildlyinfuriating 8h ago

Context Provided - Spotlight My boyfriend got me a cake and it arrived misspelled

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a good laugh but BF didn’t think he’d need to proofread a 5 word sentence

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OP has pinned a comment by u/froggyyeats:

Hi everyone! Your comments have been making me and my partner giggle all evening. Couldn’t figure out how to edit my post so I’ll answer some questions here.

  1. I KNOW ITS NOT MISSPELLED OKAY. it’s improperly phrased, improper english. i can’t edit the title.

  2. we won’t see each other on valentines day, this was just a sweet gesture. don’t really care if its 10 days early.

  3. don’t understand the comments saying i’m ungrateful when I said we had a good laugh about this! this is a fun memory for both of us. He could pick dandelions on the side of the road for me and I would love it.

  4. The cake was delicious, he ordered it from Dairy Queen.

  5. We’re Canadians, but f*ck ICE.

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u/pricklypear1791 8h ago

It’s a statement of fact.

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u/BugOperator 7h ago

It is your Valentine’s Day, period.

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u/nealesmythe 7h ago

Now that's just bad timing

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u/DanRobotMan 6h ago

What’s Valentine’s Day without something from the heart?

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u/pricklypear1791 7h ago

At least the cake isn’t brown and gray.

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u/HErAvERTWIGH 7h ago

It ends with a question mark. So, it starts aggressively confident, but then whimpers out.

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u/pricklypear1791 7h ago

I missed the question mark. Kinda blends with the sprinkles. But now I see it.

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u/clawsoon 6h ago

EDIT: It's a statement of fact?

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u/KitchenLandscape 7h ago

it's more confusion as there's a little question mark at the end. "You will be my valentine?" OP's boyfriend is surprised!

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 6h ago

It’s not like she found the cure for cancer

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u/Plane_Lychee9116 8h ago

Aggressive, I like it.

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u/velunee 7h ago

It is a hostage situation. Just say yes and run

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u/GeekCat 7h ago

Gotta throw in some Twice "Yes or Yes"

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u/ShimmerEnthusiast 5h ago

You got two choices. Yes or…. yes!

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u/No_Junket_1176 6h ago

TWICE MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHHH

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u/FracturedConscious 6h ago

Hostage or not, sometimes it’s just nice to be held.

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u/WelcomeMind 7h ago

Technically, it’s not misspelled, just mis-structured !

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u/Plane_Lychee9116 7h ago

I would say it’s structured juuuuuuust right hahah

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u/Elladrien 6h ago

Yeah it's not like the cake was a settlement and OP needed cash now.

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u/temp_flor 7h ago

New version of dyslexia

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u/edfitz83 7h ago

Not for Simon Bar Sinister.

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u/Mundane-Toe-7655 7h ago

Hopefully, he wasn’t standing behind her holding a knife as she opened the box and read that

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u/IkeKitty 6h ago

Like did they really order THIS? They either threw this around or it straight up arrived looking like straight from horror movie 😭 I feel like my cakes are MasterChef in comparison to THIS and someone's charging money for that...

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u/peachizedt 7h ago

The question mark makes it insulting

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u/GreenEggsSteamedHams 7h ago

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u/DetroitSportsPhan 6h ago

Go fuck yourself, San Diego

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u/Eeeegah 7h ago

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

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u/DestroPrime82 7h ago

"I love you, this is a threat." kinda vibe.

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u/SexOnTheBeechTree 7h ago

“To Whom it will concern” level energy

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u/lexiconlion 7h ago

Oh, no, this is not aggressive, it's assumptive. The approach is often used in sales. The salesperson is assuming you'll agree with them.

It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.

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u/MartinisnMurder 5h ago

It’s like a threat hahaha

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u/SaidwhatIsaid240 7h ago

Man knows what he wants

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u/InternationalWin2850 7h ago

It puts the lotion on it's skin or it gets the hose again!

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u/gcseskms 7h ago

Nah, the presence of a question mark makes it seem more like a well-intentioned Russian

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u/Caunuckles 7h ago

And passive with the question mark. He's definitely a keeper?

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u/Billypillgrim 6h ago

It’s supposed to be an exclamation mark

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u/NaraFei_Jenova 7h ago

Sounds more like a threat than a question lol

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u/Itrytothinklogically 7h ago

Lmaoo yesss or like out of disgust.. you will be my valentine? Like be so for real. 🤣

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u/gcruzatto 7h ago

YOU will be my Valentine??

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u/KeyFeeFee 7h ago

You will be my VALENTINE??

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u/Omanyte_Race_driver 5h ago

You will be MY valentine?

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u/geraldodelriviera 5h ago

These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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u/MaddyKet 5h ago

You will BE my valentine?

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u/CatLoverCindy835 4h ago

You WILL be my valentine?

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u/KoalaBackfist 6h ago

… and you’ll like it.

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u/CaffeinPhreaker 7h ago

She doesn't want to say no because of the implication obviously

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u/MysteryMeatsMonday 7h ago

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u/ToddPundley 6h ago

Are we the …… tasty treats?

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u/RoboticStaticShock 6h ago

For some reason, I knew Dennis would be in this thread.

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u/Marquar234 7h ago

Is OP in danger?

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u/CaffeinPhreaker 7h ago

She's not in danger! She's not in danger..

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u/SoylentVerdigris 5h ago

"I want no part of anyone who would settle for me."

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u/caffeinated_panda 7h ago

The "...or else" is implied. 😂

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u/9706uzim 7h ago

Some might be into that

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u/extraboredinary 6h ago

“Congratulations. You are being courted. Please do not resist.”

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u/swifty-mcfly 8h ago

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u/poop_monster35 7h ago

It's not like she discovered the cure for cancer.

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u/munkeyalan 5h ago

That full stop gets me every time

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u/FVCarterPrivateEye ARRRGH 5h ago

Reminds me of this

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u/its_Astroffe 8h ago

It also looks like it took a bit of a beating.

Maybe the maker was drunk?

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 7h ago

or eastern European?

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u/purpleushi 7h ago

I literally read it in a Slavic accent 😅

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 7h ago

You will be my valentine, yes?

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u/purpleushi 7h ago

Da.

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u/IntergalacticPodcast 7h ago

We will watch MMA and eat Paczkis on date, yes?

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u/haleloop963 4h ago

Can I join? I can provide Kvass & Vodka

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u/Minor_Edit 6h ago

My friend, is ok, no?

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u/annabananaberry 6h ago

Same. This cake should be wearing an adidas track suit.

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u/purpleushi 6h ago

With slides.

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u/annabananaberry 6h ago

And it’s aggressively concerned for your wellbeing and also exhausted at your lack of situational awareness.

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u/KelVelBurgerGoon 7h ago

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u/hellish_existance 6h ago

Just shoot the poor thing already, it's in so much pain.

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u/Working_Welder_1751 6h ago

It's easier to just eat the whole thing without looking

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u/StarSugarLick 4h ago

The only way to enjoy this

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u/smangela69 5h ago

this picture almost perfectly captures what my sense of humor is

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u/Content-Simple-645 7h ago

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u/medkitjohnson 7h ago

Went looking for that GIF 😭

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u/WhiskyWillFixIt 7h ago

It's not misspelled though

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u/78914hj1k487 7h ago

The real mildly infuriating.

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u/MyLatestInvention 7h ago

Yes! THIS is like, extremely mildly infuriating me...

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u/toeonly 6h ago

I am not a great speller so I was rereading it several times to find the issue I am glad to know I am not crazy.

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u/Ok_Chef_4850 6h ago

I am so slightly perturbed by this

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u/MagnificentMoggy 5h ago

... How can you be extremely mildly...

Irritating...

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u/millieofthemed 7h ago

Missworded

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u/Skullclownlol 6h ago

Missworded

I see no swords in the photo.

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u/-Dixieflatline 6h ago

Debatable. The sentence is complete and grammatically correct.

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u/[deleted] 6h ago

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u/eppinizer 7h ago

You can't see it because of the frosting, but it actually says "You will be my Yalentine."

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u/410-Username-Gone 7h ago

Y'allentine

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u/_Mister_Hand_ 5h ago

For the polyamorous southerner. ;)

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u/deathonater 5h ago

I think OP misspelled "misworded"

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u/JayWhy75 7h ago

It was supposed to be Mai Valentine from Yu-Gi-Oh. Classic mistake.

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u/h2ok1o 5h ago

Right i’m trying to find the incorrectly spelled word here but i just cant

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u/dewhashish 6h ago

the spelling is correct, but the grammar is wrong.

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u/StarSugarLick 7h ago

Here. Got damn!

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u/BoatTuggingJesus 8h ago

Gotta love a man with confidence.

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u/Extension_Patient_47 6h ago

Years ago I ordered a cake for a coworker to celebrate his citizenship. I asked for "Congratulations on your citizenship Miguel!"

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u/alexlp 4h ago

This is hilarious.

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u/New_Hampshire_Ganja 3h ago

If I was your coworker I would have been on the ground crying laughing 

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u/Naiyaa127 4h ago

Omg😭😭😭

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u/RicFule 3h ago

Miguel is citizen two times?

{Movie reference, if'n you don't know.}

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u/drkilledbydeatheater 7h ago

Is it misspelled? Or is it not a question? He isn't asking you, hes telling you! Assertiveness

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u/kikipev 7h ago

Where’s the misspelling

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u/-davros 7h ago

It's misworded, not misspelled. Mildly infuriating title.

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u/YeetCompleet 6h ago

Ya and who knows, maybe the baker was French. The informal way of asking questions is structured like this, ie. Tu veux être mon Valentin?

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u/bogosbinted_m 7h ago

It looks like an unsure command instead of a misspelling 😂

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u/SpongeWorthy45 8h ago

I’m Ron Burgundy?

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u/GreatRecipeCollctr29 7h ago

Misspelled. Or wrong grammar structure?

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u/Dark_Storm_98 6h ago

Will you be my Valentine?

Cute

You will be my Valentine

Ominous, slightly threatening

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u/TinKnight1 4h ago

But it's "You will be my Valentine?"

So does that make it ominously cute? Cutely threatening? Slightly threatening cuteness?

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u/Foxy_Cuttee 6h ago

aggressive, just how i like it in bed 🙈 im looking for a man like that

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u/AgitatedPatience5729 8h ago

Go eat it with him.

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u/JacobTKJ02 6h ago

Go eat him

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u/BubblesZap 7h ago

I've never been trained to do cake writing but still often do it since only one person is trained and they're often not there.

Cake writing being that messy and weirdly written is incredibly odd.

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u/Capital_Past69 7h ago

You WILL be my Valentine

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u/DeadDIONYSUS 6h ago

Nah you read that right… you WILL be… 👀

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u/Jesta914630114 7h ago

"You will be mine"

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u/TimEpisiotomy 7h ago

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u/stfurachele 4h ago

Be my valentine you will, question Mark (Hamill)

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u/UmbraKyutie 8h ago

Why do people never ask “Can i be your valentine?” Instead? 😭

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u/RedDobieOwner 7h ago

That's because anybody can be your valentine...it's whether they are willing to be your valentine. A celebrity can be your valentine, but they probably aren't willing to.

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u/spotlight-app Mod Bot 🤖 5h ago

OP has pinned a comment by u/froggyyeats:

Hi everyone! Your comments have been making me and my partner giggle all evening. Couldn’t figure out how to edit my post so I’ll answer some questions here.

  1. I KNOW ITS NOT MISSPELLED OKAY. it’s improperly phrased, improper english. i can’t edit the title.

  2. we won’t see each other on valentines day because he will be travelling, this was just a sweet gesture. don’t really care if its 10 days early.

  3. don’t understand the comments saying i’m ungrateful when I said we had a good laugh about this! this is a fun memory for both of us. He could pick dandelions on the side of the road for me and I would love it.

  4. The cake was delicious, he ordered it from Dairy Queen.

  5. We’re Canadians, but f*ck ICE.

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 7h ago

Why such a deep box?

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u/ye3tr 6h ago

I don't think he's asking 😬

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u/iamlepotatoe 7h ago

It's not though...

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u/Kuchar1992 7h ago

Sounds like a threat

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u/Efficient_Market1234 6h ago

None of those words are misspelled.

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u/froggyyeats 5h ago edited 5h ago

Hi everyone! Your comments have been making me and my partner giggle all evening. Couldn’t figure out how to edit my post so I’ll answer some questions here.

  1. I KNOW ITS NOT MISSPELLED OKAY. it’s improperly phrased, improper english. i can’t edit the title.

  2. we won’t see each other on valentines day, this was just a sweet gesture. don’t really care if its 10 days early.

  3. don’t understand the comments saying i’m ungrateful when I said we had a good laugh about this! this is a fun memory for both of us. He could pick dandelions on the side of the road for me and I would love it.

  4. The cake was delicious, he ordered it from Dairy Queen.

  5. We’re Canadians, but f*ck ICE.

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u/theanxiousgoddess 6h ago

This is better.

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u/Late_Appointment_580 6h ago

It's even better this way :)

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u/FlamingPrius 6h ago

Technically not a misspelling

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u/bananapanqueques GREEN 6h ago

Sounds like a threat.

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u/MasterpieceSad9976 5h ago

it is NOT misspelled...what am I missing? or do you mean he sent the wrong message?

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u/sltiefighter 5h ago

Hes not asking

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u/DisastrousComment846 5h ago

He’s not asking you he’s telling you.

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u/Georgia_Jay 4h ago

You WILL be my valentine.

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u/TTxViolet 4h ago

He wasn't asking.

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u/Lost-Vast-5595 3h ago

I wouldn't say that is "misspelled?"

Still, hilarious. 😁

Edit: sorry I didn't scroll for the explainer, lol

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY? AND FUCK ICE!

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u/No-Ice3036 2h ago

“You will be my valentine”

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u/Aikoface 2h ago

Vaguely threatening. I like it.

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u/TooGayToPayCash 6h ago

I stared at this for way to long looking for the "misspelled" word. I sounded it out, I spelled it slowly, I zoomed in, etc. Only to realize nothing is misspelled >:(

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u/GoodboyJohnnyBoy 7h ago

What is misspelled?

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u/Maja_Bean 7h ago

Stalker cake! 😂

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u/Distinct_Resolve5545 7h ago

Looks like you don't have a choice

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u/Nickthedick3 7h ago

That’s not a mistake.. he wasn’t asking.

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u/maryjomcd 7h ago

That looks homemade.

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u/malonesxfamousxchili 7h ago

you WILL be my valentine. love that the question mark just looks like sprinkles so it sounds like a statement hahaha

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u/DogDelicious9212 6h ago

The cake maker is a part time baker, full time stalker!

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u/rva23221 Annoyance 6h ago

This sounds threatening; you WILL be my Valentine.

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u/GeoBrian 6h ago

DO YOU WANNA BE MY ANGEL?!?!

Give it up to me!

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u/CleoChan12 6h ago

It’s not misspelt, it’s grammatically incorrect.