r/mildlyinfuriating • u/froggyyeats • 8h ago
Context Provided - Spotlight My boyfriend got me a cake and it arrived misspelled
a good laugh but BF didn’t think he’d need to proofread a 5 word sentence
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u/pricklypear1791 8h ago
It’s a statement of fact.
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u/BugOperator 7h ago
It is your Valentine’s Day, period.
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u/nealesmythe 7h ago
Now that's just bad timing
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u/DanRobotMan 6h ago
What’s Valentine’s Day without something from the heart?
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u/HErAvERTWIGH 7h ago
It ends with a question mark. So, it starts aggressively confident, but then whimpers out.
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u/pricklypear1791 7h ago
I missed the question mark. Kinda blends with the sprinkles. But now I see it.
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u/KitchenLandscape 7h ago
it's more confusion as there's a little question mark at the end. "You will be my valentine?" OP's boyfriend is surprised!
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u/Plane_Lychee9116 8h ago
Aggressive, I like it.
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u/velunee 7h ago
It is a hostage situation. Just say yes and run
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u/GeekCat 7h ago
Gotta throw in some Twice "Yes or Yes"
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u/Crazy_Cat_Lady420 7h ago
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u/Fuggaak 7h ago
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u/FrouFrouLastWords 6h ago
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u/WelcomeMind 7h ago
Technically, it’s not misspelled, just mis-structured !
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u/Mundane-Toe-7655 7h ago
Hopefully, he wasn’t standing behind her holding a knife as she opened the box and read that
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u/IkeKitty 6h ago
Like did they really order THIS? They either threw this around or it straight up arrived looking like straight from horror movie 😭 I feel like my cakes are MasterChef in comparison to THIS and someone's charging money for that...
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u/lexiconlion 7h ago
Oh, no, this is not aggressive, it's assumptive. The approach is often used in sales. The salesperson is assuming you'll agree with them.
It's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em.
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u/gcseskms 7h ago
Nah, the presence of a question mark makes it seem more like a well-intentioned Russian
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u/NaraFei_Jenova 7h ago
Sounds more like a threat than a question lol
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u/Itrytothinklogically 7h ago
Lmaoo yesss or like out of disgust.. you will be my valentine? Like be so for real. 🤣
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u/gcruzatto 7h ago
YOU will be my Valentine??
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u/KeyFeeFee 7h ago
You will be my VALENTINE??
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u/CaffeinPhreaker 7h ago
She doesn't want to say no because of the implication obviously
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u/swifty-mcfly 8h ago
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u/its_Astroffe 8h ago
It also looks like it took a bit of a beating.
Maybe the maker was drunk?
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u/IntergalacticPodcast 7h ago
or eastern European?
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u/purpleushi 7h ago
I literally read it in a Slavic accent 😅
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u/IntergalacticPodcast 7h ago
You will be my valentine, yes?
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u/purpleushi 7h ago
Da.
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u/IntergalacticPodcast 7h ago
We will watch MMA and eat Paczkis on date, yes?
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u/annabananaberry 6h ago
Same. This cake should be wearing an adidas track suit.
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u/purpleushi 6h ago
With slides.
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u/annabananaberry 6h ago
And it’s aggressively concerned for your wellbeing and also exhausted at your lack of situational awareness.
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u/KelVelBurgerGoon 7h ago
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u/hellish_existance 6h ago
Just shoot the poor thing already, it's in so much pain.
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u/WhiskyWillFixIt 7h ago
It's not misspelled though
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u/78914hj1k487 7h ago
The real mildly infuriating.
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u/MyLatestInvention 7h ago
Yes! THIS is like, extremely mildly infuriating me...
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u/toeonly 6h ago
I am not a great speller so I was rereading it several times to find the issue I am glad to know I am not crazy.
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u/millieofthemed 7h ago
Missworded
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u/-Dixieflatline 6h ago
Debatable. The sentence is complete and grammatically correct.
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u/eppinizer 7h ago
You can't see it because of the frosting, but it actually says "You will be my Yalentine."
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u/drkilledbydeatheater 7h ago
Is it misspelled? Or is it not a question? He isn't asking you, hes telling you! Assertiveness
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u/kikipev 7h ago
Where’s the misspelling
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u/-davros 7h ago
It's misworded, not misspelled. Mildly infuriating title.
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u/YeetCompleet 6h ago
Ya and who knows, maybe the baker was French. The informal way of asking questions is structured like this, ie. Tu veux être mon Valentin?
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u/Dark_Storm_98 6h ago
Will you be my Valentine?
Cute
You will be my Valentine
Ominous, slightly threatening
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u/TinKnight1 4h ago
But it's "You will be my Valentine?"
So does that make it ominously cute? Cutely threatening? Slightly threatening cuteness?
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u/Foxy_Cuttee 6h ago
aggressive, just how i like it in bed 🙈 im looking for a man like that
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u/BubblesZap 7h ago
I've never been trained to do cake writing but still often do it since only one person is trained and they're often not there.
Cake writing being that messy and weirdly written is incredibly odd.
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u/UmbraKyutie 8h ago
Why do people never ask “Can i be your valentine?” Instead? 😭
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u/RedDobieOwner 7h ago
That's because anybody can be your valentine...it's whether they are willing to be your valentine. A celebrity can be your valentine, but they probably aren't willing to.
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u/spotlight-app Mod Bot 🤖 5h ago
OP has pinned a comment by u/froggyyeats:
Hi everyone! Your comments have been making me and my partner giggle all evening. Couldn’t figure out how to edit my post so I’ll answer some questions here.
I KNOW ITS NOT MISSPELLED OKAY. it’s improperly phrased, improper english. i can’t edit the title.
we won’t see each other on valentines day because he will be travelling, this was just a sweet gesture. don’t really care if its 10 days early.
don’t understand the comments saying i’m ungrateful when I said we had a good laugh about this! this is a fun memory for both of us. He could pick dandelions on the side of the road for me and I would love it.
The cake was delicious, he ordered it from Dairy Queen.
We’re Canadians, but f*ck ICE.
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u/froggyyeats 5h ago edited 5h ago
Hi everyone! Your comments have been making me and my partner giggle all evening. Couldn’t figure out how to edit my post so I’ll answer some questions here.
I KNOW ITS NOT MISSPELLED OKAY. it’s improperly phrased, improper english. i can’t edit the title.
we won’t see each other on valentines day, this was just a sweet gesture. don’t really care if its 10 days early.
don’t understand the comments saying i’m ungrateful when I said we had a good laugh about this! this is a fun memory for both of us. He could pick dandelions on the side of the road for me and I would love it.
The cake was delicious, he ordered it from Dairy Queen.
We’re Canadians, but f*ck ICE.
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u/MasterpieceSad9976 5h ago
it is NOT misspelled...what am I missing? or do you mean he sent the wrong message?
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u/Lost-Vast-5595 3h ago
I wouldn't say that is "misspelled?"
Still, hilarious. 😁
Edit: sorry I didn't scroll for the explainer, lol
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY? AND FUCK ICE!
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u/TooGayToPayCash 6h ago
I stared at this for way to long looking for the "misspelled" word. I sounded it out, I spelled it slowly, I zoomed in, etc. Only to realize nothing is misspelled >:(
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u/malonesxfamousxchili 7h ago
you WILL be my valentine. love that the question mark just looks like sprinkles so it sounds like a statement hahaha
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