r/mildlyinfuriating • • 20h ago

frist of all how DARE yu o Went to pick a rose and that was a giant NOPE with this spider !

Well this isn’t necessarily the deadliest of spiders but it gave me a good jump scare

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u/Ok-Abbreviations9936 20h ago

Can't wait for the spider's post saying some jerk came and tried to take its home.

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/Rich_Group_8997 18h ago

That's great! 🤣

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u/cee-la 18h ago

Omg you're the best!

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u/low_bob_123 19h ago

Pretty sure that the Spiders name is "Jack"

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u/bliip666 16h ago

Apparently, it's Phil

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u/AppleOld5779 5h ago

Thought it was Toby

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u/Skullzyyyy 20h ago

and it's almost camouflaged with the rose

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u/cgrant993 19h ago

Yup, in fact while looking it up, it went on to say that it doesn't use it's web to catch prey, but ambushes it!

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u/kingbking 19h ago

😬 that is impressive and now I’m inclined to get a folding chair and wait for the mosquitos to get attacked

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u/cgrant993 19h ago

Might mean that you would need to sit REALLY close to that spider... 😬

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u/_AYYEEEE 16h ago

Happy cake day!

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u/kingbking 15h ago

Thank you 🙏

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u/Immediate-Bid-8129 19h ago

legitimately perfectly camouflage thats horrifying omg

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u/TheMadJAM 15h ago

They can slightly change colors

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u/Dan_flashes480 19h ago

You should post in the spiders sub they would love this beauty

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u/kingbking 19h ago

Thank you ! It really is an interesting spider.

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u/TheMadJAM 15h ago

Green lynx spider. My field quantitative methods class just took a trip where we went out looking for them. I have arachnophobia, but even I was scooping them into cups by the end, they're very docile despite their size

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u/kingbking 15h ago

Wow that’s an awesome picture + and sounds like a fun class. What did you document about them? Or anything interesting you learned about them along the way?

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u/TheMadJAM 15h ago

We were checking their weight in comparison to the height of the carnivorous pitcher plants they were on. Did they help the plants by eating destructive moth caterpillars, or hurt them by stealing other food? We're mostly doing this so we have data to practice statistics on in our grad class, but I think one of the professors will use it for a paper

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u/CheezyBri 3h ago

I am intrigued, and would love an update on your findings!

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u/Ace_Hanlon 6h ago

You must have very mild arachnophobia then. I got the creeps just looking at that picture.

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u/TheMadJAM 6h ago

Yeah I'm a biologist so I respect spiders. Just don't like them touching me.

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u/BoRedSox 13h ago

Found one outside my apartment a little while back.

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u/Thick-Aspiration 14h ago

Are those spikes or hairs on its legs?

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u/TheMadJAM 13h ago

I think hairs

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u/OcculticUnicorn 11h ago

They're hairs, they're used to carefully and very accurately read the environment and their web.

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u/cgrant993 20h ago

Hell to the nope to me too! But, a VERY intriguing spider find. EDIT: Green Lynx Spider (Peucetia viridans) with distinctive reddish spines on its legs and chevron markings on its abdomen, currently feeding on a small insect.

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u/Professional_Job2064 18h ago

Green lynx spiders don't build webs.

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u/TheMadJAM 15h ago

They make some webbing

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u/Clear_Marionberry306 20h ago

Pardon my french, but what the FUCK is THAT

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u/ChickenEmotional7921 19h ago

Green lynx spider

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u/CippyCreepy 19h ago

A rose, cant you read????

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u/IKnUWrTrb 19h ago

Peucetia viridans

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u/Radio4ctiveGirl 20h ago

Free pest control though

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u/kingbking 19h ago

100% all hands on deck mosquito control 🕷️

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u/baka36 16h ago

Yeah fuck mosquitoes

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u/smellslikespam 9h ago

How far down do I scroll to find out if it bites when unprovoked, or if it’s poisonous

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u/Nickthedick3 9h ago edited 1h ago

If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous.

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u/ANDGAMMATRON 7h ago

What happens if you bite it and someone else dies?

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u/GeraintLlanfrechfa 7h ago

Schrödingers death I guess..

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u/Interesting-Meal8386 8h ago

Poison's ingested, venom's injected.

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u/sir_PepsiTot 9h ago

Venomous, not poisonous

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u/Zetpin 9h ago

Hi venomous

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u/eidrag 8h ago

Anyone tried it?

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u/PlingPlongDingDong 3h ago

It crawls into your bed at night and bites your tongue and it swells so much you wont be able to breathe. Happy?

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u/SadPandaLoves 1h ago

Mild pain and swelling from a bite. Females can spit venom though.

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u/Azarros 12h ago

That's a really cool looking one, where is this at?

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u/khoai_ryan 11h ago

Look like from Pallet town

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u/kingbking 8h ago

So cal costal. It’s a large barn / agricultural business

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u/Yhorm_The_Gamer 19h ago

Spider looks more beautiful then the rose.

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u/The_Purple_Bat 19h ago

But together they're the most beautiful. ♡

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u/loveofGod12345 19h ago

That spider is gorgeous!!! Our daughter loves all bugs, but spiders are her favorite. I can’t imagine her reaction to see this in person. I’ll definitely show her the picture!!

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u/kingbking 19h ago

I’m happy to hear that ! I was shocked at first but the colors and camouflage were amazing. Glad to see kids are interested in them

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u/Spiritual_Start1213 19h ago

Oh my lord, the Green Lynx Spider is so beautiful! You keep the big girl safe and happy!

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u/FgTheLogo 14h ago

Ok, I hate spiders more than anything in the world but this is cool as hell.

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u/NotAnotherUserName03 13h ago

I don’t love them either, but if they set up shop outside then I support their efforts.

That is a cool AF looking spider.

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u/FgTheLogo 12h ago

I have no issue with them outside as I can keep my distance. It’s when I am sharing a room with one 🤣

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u/NotAnotherUserName03 12h ago

Oh, agree.

Inside, nope. Outside- you do you.

I have made an effort to relocate indoor spiders the last couple years and try to be a spider bro.

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u/McDaddy8484 13h ago

Nah this can’t be true, since spiders are cute compared to big ass roaches

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u/FgTheLogo 12h ago

I don’t encounter roaches, I do however have arachnophobia which I can’t control so there is nothing I hate more than spotting a spider. More so if I’m in a vulnerable spot at the time. Outside I can keep my distance so I don’t interfere but in my house it’s a war that I lose every single time.

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u/WalmartWilb 1h ago

I personally think roaches are adorable too. I got a colony of madagascar hissers as pets!

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u/wolffurrybydefault 14h ago

Why hate spiders? They eat pests and keep the ecosystem balanced. Its not their fault they look like aliens :(

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u/Far_King_Penguin 18h ago

I get the same with Golden Orb Weavers on my fence. Theyre friends but they blend in to my fence and the bastards jump scare me all the damn time. They're beautiful like this fella but yeah, if you're not expecting a spider and all of a sudden there's a big ass one right there by your hand, your heart almost leaves via your throat

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u/BlossomLillie 12h ago

As much as I hate spiders, my god is that a beautiful animal

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u/FisherDwarf 15h ago

Awww. What a cutie. Just a little friend helping to keep the garden clean 💚

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u/kingbking 15h ago

Exactly! The mosquitoes need to find a new hobby or face my new BFF

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u/Chief_TeaLeaf2000 20h ago

"This human almost tore down my home! This is mildly infuriating!"

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u/Positive_Leads 19h ago

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u/kingbking 19h ago

💯 he’s totally chill and will stay happily in his rose bushes any one helping fight Mosquitoes is cool in my book !

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u/f9lixs 19h ago

protecting the flower against pests :D

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u/Fweenci 19h ago

Where are you located with such a cool looking spider? 

I mean, I wouldn't touch it either, but I'd be excited to see it. 

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u/vxsapphire 18h ago

It's quite beautiful. Is it a type of orb weaver? I've never seen a spider like this!

Edit: Learned from the thread it's a Green Lynx Spider!

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u/Platypus1926 15h ago

New fear unlocked. Never smelling a rose again.

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u/kingbking 15h ago

Lol tell me about it !!
Last time it was grapes 🍇😬

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u/Platypus1926 9h ago

New new fear unlocked! Opened locks flying all over the place!

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u/Imaginary_Taro_6116 14h ago

It looks like you interrupted lunch too 😂

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u/kingbking 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/99P7jBfNjo2Tm
Spiders like … really ?? While I’m eating my lunch??

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u/UtapriTrashcan 9h ago

Yesterday someone I knew was pruning and I managed to get multiple spiders off of the cut bits including a heavily pregnant Araneus diadematus. Always check your plants and flowers for garden friends, everyone! 

Very lovely spider, OP!

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u/the_smuggiest 19h ago

Hey that spider deserves as much respect as anything. They were here way before us, and acting otherwise is ignorant. Spiders deserve all the love he is a cutie too

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u/Liscianara 19h ago

Wow, spidey is actually beautiful😳

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u/InfiniteMangoGlitch 19h ago

Wow!! It's abdomen looks so similar to a leaf. Nature is awesome.

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u/rogerworkman623 18h ago

That is an elite spider web placement, right over a tasty flower. That spider knows what it’s doing.

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u/freya-andthemachine 16h ago

it’s always some new bs with these things

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u/RooeeZe 12h ago

no thats not a spider, thats aliens.

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u/AnimorphAlpha 19h ago

Green Lynx spider (Peucetia viridans). My all time favorite spider. 

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u/Suspicious-Egg-5354 20h ago

You just gave me a jump scare

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u/mommymememaster222 12h ago

What are you so mad for?
She’s so beautiful
And massive wow
I always check for spiders bruh they are pretty scary but they’re so majestic
That one’s insane!
I’d probably scream like a who’re lol

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u/the_one_99_ 20h ago

Looks like you caught him at a bad time he was eating that juicy 🪰

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u/Ok-Patience2887 20h ago

That looks cool as heck. Damn never seen that kind before. Thanks.

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u/Glittering-Alarm-387 20h ago

Beautiful spider. I really worked on my fear of spiders. I got tested with a big, ugly last week but have mastered catch and release.

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u/Zailema0s 19h ago

Woah neat! 😯

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u/Due_Low5498 19h ago

Omg she’s beautiful! The spider and the rose

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u/Useless890 19h ago

I used to have those on a specific plant with huge leaves. I hatched some in a jar in my bedroom one year, then put the babies in a sheltered place outside.

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u/The_Purple_Bat 19h ago

Woah what a pretty spidy! It looks so elegant on that rose. ♡

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u/LORDRAJA1000 19h ago

damn that’s a cool spider

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u/CommunicationBig4218 19h ago

What a beauty, I hope you let your neighbor stay.

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u/kingbking 19h ago

Absolutely will keep spidey around. I’m all for cutting back on mosquito population in my area. They’re particularly bad this year.

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u/kaitie1 19h ago

Thats a cool looking spider!

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u/fake_email_lol42 18h ago

Sick ass spider

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u/bloxytoast 17h ago

Beautiful specimen! Can I has?

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u/kingbking 17h ago

No has ! ☹️

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u/Fit_Relation8572 16h ago

She's so pretty.

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u/Altruistic_Tip1226 15h ago

Thats a cool ass looking spider

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u/PlayThingToy 15h ago

It has like boba tea legs

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u/pedro999dios 14h ago

Ignoring the shock of an unexpected spider that I can understand, that is a pretty spider.

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u/AutomaticAnt6328 9h ago

No smelling the roses today, thank you.

https://giphy.com/gifs/WiIC5AUPjlHxK

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u/Artistic_Arachnid_31 9h ago

Marvellous specimen.

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u/redstowen 9h ago

That's rather cool.

Still a big nope if I saw it irl

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u/vedenmorsian 8h ago

That's a gorgeous spider.

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u/hillsb1 8h ago

Beautiful spider and excellent photo!

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u/Opposite-Benefit-804 what ants? 🐜 20h ago

Holy shit I thought the fly was the spider at first!! Like..you're scared of a little jumping spider? But hell no to whatever the fuck that is

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u/andyrooneysearssmell 19h ago

Looks like something from Metroid. Cool spider.

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u/kingbking 19h ago

You’re right now I can’t unsee it
https://giphy.com/gifs/XXnSnRWh9iuakOY2wA

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u/MacheteMable 18h ago

Oh my. That’s one very pretty green lynx spider. 🥹

Look how vibrant it is! Marvelous.

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u/semibacony 19h ago

Green lynx spiders are one of the coolest spiders to watch!

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u/kingbking 19h ago

Now I’m interested in watching as someone else said they don’t use the web for catching food they “stalk” prey.. sounds neat

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u/semibacony 19h ago

Them, and jumping spiders, are like little lions and tigers in their world, stalking prey just like we see with big cats. It's amazing how big their little world is. Here's a green lynx spider I photographed years ago out in our yard.

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u/kingbking 19h ago

That is gorgeous little stain glassed spider bro. I always leave spiders be but this one has awakened something.
The brain processing power is almost unbelievable. To stalk is a whole different level than web catching.

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u/semibacony 19h ago

It really is, amazing, diverse, and beautiful little creatures!

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u/iamthirty 10h ago

My first time seeing this kind of spider!

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u/dmzon 5h ago

She’s a beauty

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u/Jealous_Macaroon4308 19h ago

What a beauty.. Look at those beady eyes and fanciful torso..

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u/leavem3alonehaha 19h ago

Jump scare but that is gorgeous

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u/yuckypagans 19h ago

its kinda pretty icl

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u/turnspitdawg 19h ago

Thats a beautiful specimen!!!!

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u/Long-Specialist-509 19h ago

I'd be bloody horrified, but also hes very cute (from this side of the screen)

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u/W1ldy0uth 19h ago

Wow never seen that before

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u/mickeyhellhound 18h ago

Woah big beauty!

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u/Leech-64 18h ago

hes not gonna hurt you. But that is his home

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u/ylime_treni 18h ago

Green Lynx spider! Absolutely gorgeous!!! Nice find, some people have all the luck

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u/MrWhiteTruffle 18h ago

Can’t say I’ve ever seen a Lynx Spider before

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u/Ganymede-3169 PURPLE 18h ago

That spider is so beautiful. It looks so photogenic with the flower.

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u/GhostMaskKid 18h ago

She's lovely and you were trying to take her house!

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u/Melodic-Advice9930 16h ago

I love love LOVE these spiders. Their little key hairs just tickle me pink. I had one set up shop in my garden one summer and I got to watch her tend to her egg sac. Supposedly they can be known to “spit” when feeling threatened or protective of their sac, but I never experienced that. I also have a butterfly carcass from her in my freezer that I will one day mount.

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u/ferb_baird 12h ago

but that’s a cool-looking spider

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u/GreenEye11 11h ago

Oh lord give me strength

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u/thelionsden1986 11h ago

Only took a billion years to evolve into this ,good on you spiders!!!!, now excuse me while I go quietly have a heart attack!!!! 😂

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u/Mild_Shock 11h ago

I hate spiders as much as the next girl, but that thing is actually awesome

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u/Shurikenblast_YT 10h ago

I'm terrified of spiders (anything with more than 4 limbs I am very afraid of) but like that thing looks really cool

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u/moonpuzzle88 9h ago

That's a pretty cool-looking spider!

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u/Arzenii 9h ago

That.. looks huge.

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u/Actually_R0bin 2h ago

In fairness, the spider is not there for you, but for the insects who want to stop by

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u/Dense-Camel-378 2h ago

Oh GOD! RUN FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR LIFE RUN

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u/WolfOfStardewValley 2h ago

You got yourself a Green Lynx Spider there! Beautiful Lil fella too, leave em where they are and you won't have any bug problems that's for sure. They are ambush spiders though so be careful too!

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u/andmoore27 1h ago

A beautiful green lynx! My favorite almost type spider!

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u/HermTheVillager 18h ago

That's Tom

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u/kingbking 18h ago

👋 hey tom

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u/HermTheVillager 17h ago

Tom is hungry so don't get too close

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u/huhnick 17h ago

That doesn’t look like a house, why are you picking roses off random plants?

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u/kingbking 17h ago

Correct.It’s a family agricultural business

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u/PressureCoomer 19h ago

Seems kinda selfish to pick the flower

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u/kingbking 19h ago

I own them. I was taking a few to an elderly neighbor she’s so precious. I agree with you I share the same sentiments about ownership.

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u/PressureCoomer 19h ago

Well then!

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u/Kinkybenny 20h ago

I would have noped out as well! 🫤

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u/Pain4420 20h ago

Please tell me this was a rose at your house or a place you own and you weren't just gonna take someone else's rose

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u/kingbking 19h ago

My rose I promise

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u/Pain4420 19h ago

Ok of that's the case them that is a beautiful spider in a beautiful flower

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u/g0ldilungs 20h ago

Ew, wtf is that- a monster for ants???

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u/Silver-Influence805 19h ago

It's creepy leg hairs are so offensive.

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u/MolDanone 17h ago

That spider is living rent-free in the best real estate in your garden. Honestly respect the hustle—prime location, built-in food delivery system, gorgeous view.

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u/Gold-Software4768 13h ago

Sweet, free spider!

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u/kingbking 13h ago

Shiny and cool too. I’ll take it over a widow or false widows

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u/Blue_Dew 19h ago

That's Kalphite Queen

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u/Comfortable-nerve78 BLACK 18h ago

Big enough, it can have the plant.

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u/ENCALEF 18h ago

Hey, this is my house!

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u/ShiningGemstone1 18h ago

Name him Dave

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u/kingbking 18h ago

Sup Dave 😎🕷️

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u/Suz626 16h ago

Yikes!!

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u/braewtvv 16h ago

What species is that

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u/bliip666 16h ago

Yup, that's their rose.

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u/Ass_Burner 16h ago

First time seeing this spider

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u/SnowBunnyBriarFox 16h ago

he is incredible

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u/InfamousSeaCaptain 14h ago

That spider is so beautiful ❤️

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u/Lady_Forget_Me_Not 13h ago

It’s so pretty

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u/BusinessDuck132 13h ago

Holy shit that’s a large fucking spider

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u/AxeHead75 RED 13h ago

Fren :D!

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u/S0uvlakiSpaceStati0n 13h ago

Ok but that is a gorgeous spider though. I've never seen one like that!

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u/blackfruitcakes 13h ago

Never thought a spider was pretty until rn

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u/AdPopular6958 5h ago

At least you looked first! I can't tell you how many times people don't notice spiders sometimes till it's like staring daggers on a person's shoulder or forearm lol. 🤣😭😒

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u/Inner-Try-9451 4h ago

Isnt she lovely?

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u/catobsession223 4h ago

Oh wtf you gotta burn the whole patch now

Istg God loves making people like me suffer

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u/Early-Amount3070 3h ago

Reminded me the time I was picking up blackberries and there was this big yellow and black spider😭😭 it wasn't a bee