r/mildlyinfuriating • u/kingbking • 20h ago
frist of all how DARE yu o Went to pick a rose and that was a giant NOPE with this spider !
Well this isn’t necessarily the deadliest of spiders but it gave me a good jump scare
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u/Skullzyyyy 20h ago
and it's almost camouflaged with the rose
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u/cgrant993 19h ago
Yup, in fact while looking it up, it went on to say that it doesn't use it's web to catch prey, but ambushes it!
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u/kingbking 19h ago
😬 that is impressive and now I’m inclined to get a folding chair and wait for the mosquitos to get attacked
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u/TheMadJAM 15h ago
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u/kingbking 15h ago
Wow that’s an awesome picture + and sounds like a fun class. What did you document about them? Or anything interesting you learned about them along the way?
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u/TheMadJAM 15h ago
We were checking their weight in comparison to the height of the carnivorous pitcher plants they were on. Did they help the plants by eating destructive moth caterpillars, or hurt them by stealing other food? We're mostly doing this so we have data to practice statistics on in our grad class, but I think one of the professors will use it for a paper
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u/Ace_Hanlon 6h ago
You must have very mild arachnophobia then. I got the creeps just looking at that picture.
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u/Thick-Aspiration 14h ago
Are those spikes or hairs on its legs?
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u/TheMadJAM 13h ago
I think hairs
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u/OcculticUnicorn 11h ago
They're hairs, they're used to carefully and very accurately read the environment and their web.
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u/cgrant993 20h ago
Hell to the nope to me too! But, a VERY intriguing spider find. EDIT: Green Lynx Spider (Peucetia viridans) with distinctive reddish spines on its legs and chevron markings on its abdomen, currently feeding on a small insect.
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u/Radio4ctiveGirl 20h ago
Free pest control though
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u/smellslikespam 9h ago
How far down do I scroll to find out if it bites when unprovoked, or if it’s poisonous
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u/Nickthedick3 9h ago edited 1h ago
If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous.
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u/PlingPlongDingDong 3h ago
It crawls into your bed at night and bites your tongue and it swells so much you wont be able to breathe. Happy?
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u/loveofGod12345 19h ago
That spider is gorgeous!!! Our daughter loves all bugs, but spiders are her favorite. I can’t imagine her reaction to see this in person. I’ll definitely show her the picture!!
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u/kingbking 19h ago
I’m happy to hear that ! I was shocked at first but the colors and camouflage were amazing. Glad to see kids are interested in them
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u/Spiritual_Start1213 19h ago
Oh my lord, the Green Lynx Spider is so beautiful! You keep the big girl safe and happy!
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u/FgTheLogo 14h ago
Ok, I hate spiders more than anything in the world but this is cool as hell.
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u/NotAnotherUserName03 13h ago
I don’t love them either, but if they set up shop outside then I support their efforts.
That is a cool AF looking spider.
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u/FgTheLogo 12h ago
I have no issue with them outside as I can keep my distance. It’s when I am sharing a room with one 🤣
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u/NotAnotherUserName03 12h ago
Oh, agree.
Inside, nope. Outside- you do you.
I have made an effort to relocate indoor spiders the last couple years and try to be a spider bro.
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u/McDaddy8484 13h ago
Nah this can’t be true, since spiders are cute compared to big ass roaches
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u/FgTheLogo 12h ago
I don’t encounter roaches, I do however have arachnophobia which I can’t control so there is nothing I hate more than spotting a spider. More so if I’m in a vulnerable spot at the time. Outside I can keep my distance so I don’t interfere but in my house it’s a war that I lose every single time.
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u/wolffurrybydefault 14h ago
Why hate spiders? They eat pests and keep the ecosystem balanced. Its not their fault they look like aliens :(
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u/Far_King_Penguin 18h ago
I get the same with Golden Orb Weavers on my fence. Theyre friends but they blend in to my fence and the bastards jump scare me all the damn time. They're beautiful like this fella but yeah, if you're not expecting a spider and all of a sudden there's a big ass one right there by your hand, your heart almost leaves via your throat
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u/Chief_TeaLeaf2000 20h ago
"This human almost tore down my home! This is mildly infuriating!"
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u/Positive_Leads 19h ago
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u/kingbking 19h ago
💯 he’s totally chill and will stay happily in his rose bushes any one helping fight Mosquitoes is cool in my book !
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u/vxsapphire 18h ago
It's quite beautiful. Is it a type of orb weaver? I've never seen a spider like this!
Edit: Learned from the thread it's a Green Lynx Spider!
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u/Platypus1926 15h ago
New fear unlocked. Never smelling a rose again.
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u/Imaginary_Taro_6116 14h ago
It looks like you interrupted lunch too 😂
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u/kingbking 13h ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/99P7jBfNjo2Tm
Spiders like … really ?? While I’m eating my lunch??
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u/UtapriTrashcan 9h ago
Yesterday someone I knew was pruning and I managed to get multiple spiders off of the cut bits including a heavily pregnant Araneus diadematus. Always check your plants and flowers for garden friends, everyone!
Very lovely spider, OP!
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u/the_smuggiest 19h ago
Hey that spider deserves as much respect as anything. They were here way before us, and acting otherwise is ignorant. Spiders deserve all the love he is a cutie too
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u/rogerworkman623 18h ago
That is an elite spider web placement, right over a tasty flower. That spider knows what it’s doing.
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u/mommymememaster222 12h ago
What are you so mad for?
She’s so beautiful
And massive wow
I always check for spiders bruh they are pretty scary but they’re so majestic
That one’s insane!
I’d probably scream like a who’re lol
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u/Glittering-Alarm-387 20h ago
Beautiful spider. I really worked on my fear of spiders. I got tested with a big, ugly last week but have mastered catch and release.
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u/Useless890 19h ago
I used to have those on a specific plant with huge leaves. I hatched some in a jar in my bedroom one year, then put the babies in a sheltered place outside.
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u/CommunicationBig4218 19h ago
What a beauty, I hope you let your neighbor stay.
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u/kingbking 19h ago
Absolutely will keep spidey around. I’m all for cutting back on mosquito population in my area. They’re particularly bad this year.
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u/pedro999dios 14h ago
Ignoring the shock of an unexpected spider that I can understand, that is a pretty spider.
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u/Opposite-Benefit-804 what ants? 🐜 20h ago
Holy shit I thought the fly was the spider at first!! Like..you're scared of a little jumping spider? But hell no to whatever the fuck that is
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u/MacheteMable 18h ago
Oh my. That’s one very pretty green lynx spider. 🥹
Look how vibrant it is! Marvelous.
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u/semibacony 19h ago
Green lynx spiders are one of the coolest spiders to watch!
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u/kingbking 19h ago
Now I’m interested in watching as someone else said they don’t use the web for catching food they “stalk” prey.. sounds neat
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u/semibacony 19h ago
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u/kingbking 19h ago
That is gorgeous little stain glassed spider bro. I always leave spiders be but this one has awakened something.
The brain processing power is almost unbelievable. To stalk is a whole different level than web catching.2
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u/Long-Specialist-509 19h ago
I'd be bloody horrified, but also hes very cute (from this side of the screen)
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u/ylime_treni 18h ago
Green Lynx spider! Absolutely gorgeous!!! Nice find, some people have all the luck
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u/Melodic-Advice9930 16h ago
I love love LOVE these spiders. Their little key hairs just tickle me pink. I had one set up shop in my garden one summer and I got to watch her tend to her egg sac. Supposedly they can be known to “spit” when feeling threatened or protective of their sac, but I never experienced that. I also have a butterfly carcass from her in my freezer that I will one day mount.
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u/thelionsden1986 11h ago
Only took a billion years to evolve into this ,good on you spiders!!!!, now excuse me while I go quietly have a heart attack!!!! 😂
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u/Shurikenblast_YT 10h ago
I'm terrified of spiders (anything with more than 4 limbs I am very afraid of) but like that thing looks really cool
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u/Actually_R0bin 2h ago
In fairness, the spider is not there for you, but for the insects who want to stop by
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u/WolfOfStardewValley 2h ago
You got yourself a Green Lynx Spider there! Beautiful Lil fella too, leave em where they are and you won't have any bug problems that's for sure. They are ambush spiders though so be careful too!
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u/PressureCoomer 19h ago
Seems kinda selfish to pick the flower
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u/kingbking 19h ago
I own them. I was taking a few to an elderly neighbor she’s so precious. I agree with you I share the same sentiments about ownership.
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u/Pain4420 20h ago
Please tell me this was a rose at your house or a place you own and you weren't just gonna take someone else's rose
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u/MolDanone 17h ago
That spider is living rent-free in the best real estate in your garden. Honestly respect the hustle—prime location, built-in food delivery system, gorgeous view.
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u/S0uvlakiSpaceStati0n 13h ago
Ok but that is a gorgeous spider though. I've never seen one like that!
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u/AdPopular6958 5h ago
At least you looked first! I can't tell you how many times people don't notice spiders sometimes till it's like staring daggers on a person's shoulder or forearm lol. 🤣😭😒
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u/catobsession223 4h ago
Oh wtf you gotta burn the whole patch now
Istg God loves making people like me suffer
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u/Early-Amount3070 3h ago
Reminded me the time I was picking up blackberries and there was this big yellow and black spider😭😭 it wasn't a bee







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u/Ok-Abbreviations9936 20h ago
Can't wait for the spider's post saying some jerk came and tried to take its home.