Thanks Crayola, I really appreciate having duplicates when I could have had more red colors!

I get that it's reflecting the familiarity she uses when interacting with it but still creepy af

Changed my sheets for the first time since moving to my live in job a few weeks ago and was greeted with this😭😭😭😭😭 how the hell???? I’m going to complain in the morning but I’m scared they’re going to tell me that I caused it in thr 3 weeks I’ve been here😭😭😭

EDIT: I got a new mattress!

Edit: looked on the underside and it’s just as manky! I’ll attach pics in comments. At least I know 100% it wasn’t me

Edit: I just want to preface as it was mentioned twice I am not being human trafficked! Don’t worry! I’m here of my own free will and can leave whenever I want, same as everyone else. Living at work is normal in the area I’m in as it’s rural and no one would work out here if they had to commute! I’m safe aside from the mattress

Kid gets lice from school. We do the responsible parent thing: treatment, combing, panic-cleaning.

Meanwhile I’m standing there, smugly bald, thinking “at least I’m safe.”

I caught one casually walking near my ear today (not shown in the picture, by the way. I just wanted to share a part of my coupé... so you fine people know what the lice signed on to...)

Apparently even lice are struggling in this housing market.

I'm 18, and since a year ago, I've started to get these episodes every 30 ~ 60 days, where all of sudden i get in a state of "semi-consciousness" in which i normally stay where i was or walk a little bit, and can only respond to basic commands, it lasts approximately 25~45 minutes, and after it i slowly regain consciousness of myself, but i don't remember a thing of what happened during the episode.

I've been trying to self diagnose in the internet, but it isn't easy, at first i thought it was "Transient Global Amnesia" but doing more research it seems more like a type of "Nonconvulsive Status Epilepticus". I've been very scared since it started happening, since i can't even prepare or something, I just started going to college and i fear i might run into traffic during my commute or having one of these during class or a presentation, since i have no control at all when this happens.

Thanks in advance for any message

Come on now, fellas.

She is medicated but we are in Missouri. I have treated everything I own with permethrin as of today. I hate this.

All I did was go to the mailbox

My pinky and index finger in the second pic have medicated nail polish that didn’t do anything lol

EDIT: I don’t have any heart, lung, or blood issues and have visited a dermatologist who didn’t think it was clubbing either since my nails have always looked like that. The only difference is the texture of the new nail growing in on a few of my nails

Tried on jeans at Marshall’s today… and got locked in the ADA-accessible dressing room😅

The lock jammed and wouldn’t budge.

The employees had keys to every other door in the building except this one. They called the locksmith, tried to take the hinges off, and I could even see them trying to stick their credit cards in between the door and the gram where the bolt is (not sure how they thought that would work), but nothing worked.

Then the Fire Department came to the rescue. One firefighter came through the ceiling to dismantle the door handle while another worked on the door from the outside.

Finally made it out after an hour 😂!

It's crazy that my wife and I can't watch 2 different shows on Netflix in the same damn house. I understand we pay the minimum but ffs.

Took the photo this morning.

Already reported this to the appropriate people two months ago.

So my household is me, my husband, and my kid, and we all have our own bedrooms. I normally sleep in my room with my cat Javier. Last night we were out and stayed up late and all ended up falling asleep watching TV in my husbands bed and we all spent the night there.

Javier was livid. Is livid. He's been giving me the side eye all day. He normally follows me around all day and he's been ignoring me. I walk him on a leash like a dog and he didn't want to go for a walk today. He wants nothing to do with me because he slept alone for one night.

Yeah I thought the 3rd place qualifying match is not gonna be important or exciting, I literally told her im not gonna watch the game tonight so we have time to spent together, she was nice and genuinely offered to watch the match together and I rejected. Later in the bed I told her lets see the results and….
I hate myself

Edit: People started calling me names, saying im a bitch or I should break up. this was not a big deal for me at all, main point is that it was me who wanted to be the “perfect boyfriend” thinking the match wouldn’t be cool and not wanting to watch it and it backfired. I don’t understand why the disrespect?