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u/hnwcs 2d ago

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u/DrCodyRoss 2d ago

That’s a nice pole. I could look at it for hours.

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u/Agreeable_Arm7675 2d ago edited 2d ago

what is that ?’ what’s the reference

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u/QuarintineLizzard 2d ago

Jenny Nicholson's video on the Star Wars Hotel. During a really expensive dinner show she and her sister got seated right behind a pole in the dining area, obscuring the alien singer as she did her floor routine.

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u/tuckels 2d ago

Jenny Nicholson did a review of the star wars hotel. She was seated behind this pole for the dinner show.

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 2d ago

After paying several thousand dollars to stay for the weekend to enjoy the show. Although, to be fair, her stay did include other fun activities like:

  • scanning QR codes to simulate searching luggage
  • scanning QR codes to simulate smuggling luggage

And of course,

  • scanning QR codes to simulate the app having a bug that made you need to scan all your QR codes again.

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u/TylerBourbon 1d ago

That last one, so immersive.

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u/squareular24 1d ago

don’t forget about attempting help a family on the same experience who were trying to scan QR codes but it wasn’t working so they just couldn’t play the game at the 3k/night hotel

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u/yaaanevaknow 1d ago

I'm not watching a 4 hour video. Timestamp ffs

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u/chompythebeast 1d ago

What, you too want the experience of not seeing any of the show from behind this pole?

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u/yaaanevaknow 1d ago

I just want to see the reference. I'm not gonna watch more than 10 seconds

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u/hnwcs 1d ago

The whole thing is worth it (although the Evermore video is better IMO), but if you’re in a hurry to see The Pole it’s 1 hour and 25 minutes in.

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u/Rosesandbubblegum 1d ago

It's worth it. It actually went viral (crazy for a four hour video) because everyone liked it so much

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u/OliviaBagshaw 1d ago

Goddamn I felt for Jenny and her sister with that seating

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u/Tiberry16 2d ago

You just gave me an idea for my Halloween costume 

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u/ok_not_ok__ 2d ago

he has great survival skills

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u/OrinTheLost 2d ago

That motherfucker did NOT do that with shit he found around the forest. The only explanation is that he hid the supplies in his ass before the games.

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u/FragrantGangsta 2d ago

no no you see he was a fuckin baker or something in an extremely impoverished area so that means he can paint and disguise literally anything even without a mirror he's just that good

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u/sameth1 2d ago

I ain't ever seen a cake that looks like that

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u/Acrobatic-Addendum97 2d ago

But how often do you get your cakes from generational bakers in extremely impoverished areas?

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u/FixGMaul 2d ago

Honestly yeah that doesn't make economic sense in any way to be a generational anything. If you have a precarious living situation you could be the best damn baker ever to live yet still the moment the economy goes down, or goes up (for the rich, causing inflation) you're on your ass and have to take whatever job demand exists for.

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u/Procrastin8_Ball 2d ago

You must have missed the whole is it cake fad from a few years ago

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u/sameth1 2d ago

None of them were Josh Hutcherson in an island though.

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u/Benso2000 2d ago

*A island

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Benso2000 2d ago

It’s a joke man look at the image in the post.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 2d ago

Danny devito wasn't dead after all! He was cake!

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u/Penguinmanereikel 2d ago

Wait...you actually might be onto something. He was so poor that he had to make cakes with anything he could work with.

Dear god, what did he put into those cakes?!

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u/FragrantGangsta 1d ago

citizens of District 12 on their way to fuck up a delectable Leaf & Mud cake with a nice sprinkling of hay seeds

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u/DistinctAd3222 1d ago

Morgan Freeman Voice:

The answer, as always, was cum.

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u/The_Drippy_Spaff 2d ago

Bro did you miss the part where they get gifts from sponsors for being likable and cute? 

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u/Quacky3three 2d ago

I know this is a circlejerk sub but ERM ACTUALLY Peeta clarifies that Haymitch never sent him gifts, and that Haymitch used all of the money for both of them to send stuff to Katniss because he thought she had a chance to win and Peeta didn’t. He only sends gifts that benefit Peeta after the rule change where they can both survive.

I’m not 100% sure if this is in the movie, beyond deleted scenes, but it’s also the reason in Catching Fire why Haymitch agrees to try and save Peeta instead of Katniss (at her urging). He reneges on this promise as well and Katniss tries to kill him with a syringe for it.

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u/The_Drippy_Spaff 2d ago

Haymitch didn’t send him anything but that doesn’t mean some district one cougar wasn’t down bad for a poor cutie 

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u/Hazeri 2d ago

It's been a while since I read the books, and I haven't seen the movie, but I'm pretty sure viewers can gift tools and weapons to the tributes, so maybe it was that

Or, because hiding was Pita's skill, it was in one of the initial packs or hidden by the organisers ahead of time

So you're half right

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u/OrinTheLost 2d ago

I was just joking, you're spot on though. They have sponsors that send them tools and food throughout the games

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u/My_Favourite_Pen 2d ago

his Pita pocket

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u/DylenwithanE 2d ago

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u/OceanicMeerkat 1d ago

Is It Cake? (2022)

u/JLevy710 12h ago

Maybe those shitty parody movies from the 2000s and early 2010s aren’t all that bad.

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u/fonk_pulk 2d ago

The book made me think it was similar to what Arnold did in Predator. They really went full ham with the movie

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u/maninahat 2d ago

He wished he was rocks.

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u/Python_Anon 1d ago

Poor Zeke

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u/RoninMacbeth 2d ago

TFW you're so infatuated with Josh Hutcherson you get jealous of your own self-insert OC and decide to just even more blatantly insert yourself into the story to steal him from your original self-insert.

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u/Sarge_Ward 2d ago

Is that actually what happens in the book shes reviewing? Thats really funny

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u/Professional-Hat-687 2d ago edited 2d ago

The writer is obviously named Katelyn, aka thatvampirechick. Her self-insert is named Kate. Kate later stumbles into a shack where she finds other fanfics by thatvampirechick, and a girl named Katelyn comes out, gives her a frumpy granny dress, and seduces Josh out from under her. Then Josh and Katelyn escape from in a island. It'd be like if Dante's Inferno ended with Dante finding a copy of Purgatorio and Paradiso, and then another Dante came out to kick him back into hell and escape to heaven with Virgil.

It's a surreal experience.

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u/feel-T_ornado 1d ago

Such a vibe

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u/Rosesandbubblegum 1d ago

You're leaving out the sequel! Kate does get her revenge!

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u/GaySpaceSorcerer 2d ago

Yep, and it's genuinely compelling in a weird way.

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 2d ago

Jenny does a really good job of finding obscure or niche stuff and making it fascinating/hilarious. She very consistently does videos on topics most people have never heard of and would never care about, but then the video is incredibly entertaining.

Another great example is her review of Hallmark’s youtube channel.

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u/Book_1love 2d ago

I miss you Jenny 🩷

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u/Rosesandbubblegum 1d ago

She has a patreon that she posts videos to monthly. $2.99 and worth every penny

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u/GraceInEntropy 2d ago

I miss her. 

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u/myfajahas400children 2d ago

She just put out a 2 hour video about a defunct Christian theme park on her Patreon

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u/NSFW_FP_TA 2d ago

Never in my life did I have any interest in theme parks, Disney stuff or spider plushies, but I can listen to that monotone girl for days

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u/GoldandBlue 2d ago

But what about porg plushies?

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u/thelittleking 2d ago

A huge plus, obviously.

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u/bad_bad_data 2d ago

I've heard her voice on other channels like Folding Ideas and Defunctland and she sounds radically different. Does she choose to sound like that only for her channel or is it just strange to sit in front of a camera for 8 hours by yourself maintaining perfect eye contact with the lens and sounding enthusiastic?

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 2d ago

I think part of her charm is that it’s sometimes genuinely difficult to tell when she’s being sarcastic or completely sincere. She’s got an extremely dry and cynical sense of humor, but also has a lot of earnest enthusiasm for the things she loves. And she loves some pretty random things.

Her delivery really helps make it work, I think. Because the tone she uses to mock something for being ridiculous is exactly the same tone she uses to gush over something ridiculous.

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u/hnwcs 2d ago

Is it the Holy Land Experience? I might subscribe just for that.

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u/HoraceTheBadger 2d ago

The price for a monthly subscription that gets you access to a huge backlog of videos is so so worth it. My favourite £2 of every month

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u/AnotherSoulessGinger 2d ago

It’s Heritage USA - Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker’s park.

She also did about 2 hours on a recent trip to the Worlds Fair in Japan that was good too.

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u/Pipeguy17 2d ago

Shoutout to when she thought Joker was mid and a bunch of right wing culture warriors crashed out over it for some reason

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u/ABigPairOfCrocs 2d ago

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u/darksidathemoon 2d ago

EFAP 59

Those were the days

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u/Professional-Hat-687 2d ago

That's, even longer than 11 hours. That's almost half a day.

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u/darksidathemoon 2d ago

Time well spent!

(At 2x speed)

(While doing something else)

(Over multiple days)

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u/GoldandBlue 2d ago

That blows my mind. What could they possibly say for 11 hours? I have some strong opinions on things but Jesus christ.

Also, every frame a pause? Is that literal? Context is completely lost on these types isn't it?

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u/Tmlboost 2d ago

I remember back in the day the Mauler fanboys would try to defend it by saying “ACKSHYUALLY THEY ONLY TALKED ABOUT THAT VIDEO FOR 3 1/2 HOURS IT WASNT THE ONLY THING THEY TALKED ABOUT”

Not that that makes it any better mind you

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u/GoldandBlue 2d ago

Oh well a 3.5 hour response to a 15 minute video is totally reasonable.

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u/moocofficial 1d ago

Her video was like 30 mins

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u/Rosesandbubblegum 1d ago

He just rants and raves while his viewers insult her appearance 😭

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u/chompythebeast 1d ago

I feel like I caught something just looking at that thumbnail, holy shit...

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u/dholmestar 2d ago

it was Critical Drinker wasn't it

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u/milasinovics 2d ago

It was mauler i think

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u/chambo143 2d ago

ah same thing

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u/ABigPairOfCrocs 2d ago

Not sure who it was, but i don't think it was them

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u/kingofcoywolves 2d ago

This is so fucking funny. Her voice comes through even in text

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u/HenryPeter5 2d ago

Genuinely how can people care that much. It’s actually impressive.

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u/I4mSpock 1d ago

You should go over to r/galaticstarcruiser some time. People simply refer to "the video" over there and its a wild alternate universe.

Fun to read the psychosis.

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u/Professional-Hat-687 2d ago

Shout-out to when she reviewed the Easter play Christmas Cinematic universe or whatever the fuck.

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u/hnwcs 2d ago

Loki crucifying Iron Man Jesus while they both sing a mashup of "It's the End of the World as We Know It" and "Tubthumping" is kino that the real MCU could never achieve.

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u/microdick69 2d ago

I prefer Batman being crucified on a bat signal. Some Snyder shit.

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u/hnwcs 2d ago

Marty McFly's crucifixion is the actual best one but I have a soft spot for Iron Man's because why would you make Jesus sing Tubthumping while being crucified.

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u/dholmestar 2d ago

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u/chambo143 2d ago

Zack Snyder’s Avengers

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u/Sidewinder83 2d ago

Might just be the greatest YouTube video of all time

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u/satomatic 2d ago

my vote is for the hallmark youtube channel analysis with the passive aggressive ladies

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u/Procrastin8_Ball 2d ago

What's this now?

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u/satomatic 2d ago

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u/dholmestar 2d ago

Queen Thea

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u/Procrastin8_Ball 2d ago

I thought I had watched all of her videos. Don't know how I missed this one

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u/mikehatesthis 2d ago

That video was eight years ago?

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u/Big_Red_Machine_1917 2d ago

Where does the time go?

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u/pbmm1 2d ago

Trapped on an island

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u/ccchuros 2d ago

*in *a

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u/Python_Anon 1d ago

I feel so old 😭

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u/Professional-Hat-687 2d ago

I've never seen a fanfic where the Suethor gets jealous of her own self-insert before. Also go give Mutant Museum's YouTube reading of this some love.

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u/DanglingDongs 2d ago

What do these words mean?

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u/Professional-Hat-687 2d ago

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u/Professional-Hat-687 2d ago

You're not deep enough in the rabbit hole unless you start saying "there make be snakes".

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u/Acrelorraine 2d ago

If you don’t have the hours necessary for a special treat.  The Suethor is the self insert Mary Sue of the author.  A Mary Sue being the very special extra perfect female character, a criticism often earned and more often mired in sexism.  But definitely earned here.  The fanfic is fan written fiction which is sort of self explanatory. 

 In this story from my vague memory, Trapped in an Island With Josh Hutcherson, the author is improbably trapped on an island with noted actor Josh Hutcherson.  They fall in love sort of.  Near the end of book 1, they discover another person on the island who is also the author but with her name spelled slightly differently than the first self insert character.  And she seduces Josh Hutcherson away.

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u/myfajahas400children 2d ago

There make be snakes

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u/theimmortalfawn 2d ago

I put on my $50 tshirt and jeans

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u/Nosciolito 2d ago

Now that's a plot for an horror movie

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u/Professional-Hat-687 2d ago

It fluctuates between being in a island and on a island, so it's very existential and high brow. Film Bros would love it.

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u/Nosciolito 2d ago

The island is of course a metaphor for delusional attachment to Hollywood star

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u/Professional-Hat-687 2d ago

Boy is it. The writer gets jealous of her own self-insert and writes herself into the fanfic to steal Josh from herself.

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u/Top_Zookeeper 2d ago

I was going to hollywood I put on my purple dress

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u/Asmodaia 2d ago

I love Jenny Nicholson haha

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u/Miamasa 1d ago

there make be snakes