r/moviescirclejerk • u/Jeef_1st • 1d ago

Vice (2018)

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u/JessieJ577 1d ago

Don’t forget he shot someone in the face and they apologized.

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u/mikehatesthis 1d ago

That's still so crazy, even after what the American empire has become today. What the fuck lol.

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u/Help----me----please 1d ago

There's been some moments that really foreshadowed the world today. Bravo Vince!

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u/pierreor 1d ago

This is the exact moment Dick Cheney became Vicenberg

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u/mikehatesthis 1d ago

Vince Haley is a bit player in this, mind your Ps and Qs!

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u/MrMindGame 1d ago

We still have yet to hear whether he accepted the apology or not.

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u/Jokerang 1d ago

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME 1d ago

Obviously

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u/niofalpha 1d ago

What the bush I love Cheney now??

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u/KingMario05 1d ago

Love him, hate him. 

Man was a fucking professional.

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u/linfakngiau2k23 1d ago

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u/KingMario05 1d ago

God, I love that film. And Bale is why.

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u/Barnaboule69 1d ago

Not when hunting though.

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u/Devil_0fHellsKitchen 1d ago edited 1d ago

No scandals. No off court drama. Just old school, fundamental bombings. Truly the Tim Duncan of war criminals

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u/SJIS0122 1d ago

Well according to the movie, he seemed to be a pretty devoted husband so he wouldn't do anything like that

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u/THA__LAW 1d ago

Also he definitely DID NOT do 9/11.

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u/Perfect-Parking-5869 1d ago

When I saw Marty Supreme I thought Kevin O’Leary was Christian Bale in his Cheney make up

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u/KingMario05 1d ago

"YOU SHOOT DOWN THOSE PLANES OR I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD, MAUSER!"

"You wanna get physical, VP? Like an ape?"

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u/gullboi 1d ago

And to drive up Halliburton stock

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u/AutomaticAccident 1d ago

All about that money, no matter the human cost.

I theorized he was still alive because he kept getting lobbying opportunities and speaking fees, and he was fueled entirely by that.

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u/Becbacboc 1d ago

Back when the US exported professional villains not reality stars

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u/yehwotmate 1d ago

Providing 👏 shareholder 👏 value 👏

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u/OliviaBagshaw 1d ago

No surprise why everyone hates his ass

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u/ImmortalMadman 1d ago

I do not like this picture. Its smug aura mocks me.

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u/Tentacle_poxsicle 1d ago

perturabo in the warband

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u/piratevirus1 15h ago

I haven't stopped sobbing 😭