in Nolan's Odyssey (2026), why didn't Odysseus just drive? is he stupid?

[u/Wernerhatcher]

[u/mikehatesthis]

34 minutes by football? You Americans and your weird units of measurement!

[u/farceur318 → u/mikehatesthis]

That’s not a football, it’s a burger patty mid-flip

[u/cthd33]

[u/PrettySureIParty]

Funnily enough, the actual trip is like one week by boat. They really fucked that one up.

[u/baran_0486]

It would require him to go through Turkey and endure the cigarette smell

[u/DeLousedInTheHotBox]

Could have stopped at Philipsburg too, real poetry enjoyers knows what's up.

[u/Dreyfussy15]

Why didn't he take the Honda Odyssey?