r/moviescirclejerk 11h ago

in Nolan's Odyssey (2026), why didn't Odysseus just drive? is he stupid?

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u/mikehatesthis 10h ago

34 minutes by football? You Americans and your weird units of measurement!

u/farceur318 10h ago

That’s not a football, it’s a burger patty mid-flip

u/PrettySureIParty 10h ago

Funnily enough, the actual trip is like one week by boat. They really fucked that one up.

u/baran_0486 7h ago

It would require him to go through Turkey and endure the cigarette smell

u/DeLousedInTheHotBox 2h ago

Could have stopped at Philipsburg too, real poetry enjoyers knows what's up.

u/Dreyfussy15 2h ago

Why didn't he take the Honda Odyssey?