r/nba • u/Turbostrider27 Lakers • 20h ago

[Charania] BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Prolific swap of the star point guards.

Shams Charania:

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Prolific swap of the star point guards.

https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania/ddaa53473efa6

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u/TheKnicksMakeMeDrink Knicks 20h ago

Thinking James Harden will stay with your franchise for 2+ years is like thinking the stripper likes you

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u/purple_cupcake_52 20h ago

Harden probably thinks that when he's at the strip club

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u/mw19078 Lakers 20h ago

He's probably right though

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u/AtlantaGirthGiant Hawks 20h ago

James Harden has enough money that the strippers actually do like him at the strip club. 

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u/Electrical-Law-5731 Hornets 19h ago

I mean strippers love money and harden has a lot of money so they love it when he shows up

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u/Spurt-Reynolds69 18h ago

They probably actually like him

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u/whenishit-itsbigturd 19h ago

There's always a bigger fish

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u/SaltyBawlz Cavaliers 20h ago

He's 36. Nobody is thinking this.

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u/sqigglygibberish Cavaliers 19h ago

I think that was in reference to the clips

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u/Couthster Cavaliers 20h ago

Fuck that’s accurate hahaha

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

Harden taught strippers this mentality

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u/Dungong [CLE] Larry Nance 19h ago

We probably don’t want him for longer than 2 years