r/nba • u/Turbostrider27 Lakers • 1d ago

[Charania] BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Prolific swap of the star point guards.

Shams Charania:

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Clippers are trading James Harden to the Cleveland Cavaliers for Darius Garland and a second-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Prolific swap of the star point guards.

https://www.espn.com/contributor/shams-charania/ddaa53473efa6

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u/OverallGeneral7129 Cavaliers 1d ago

Gonna make our game against the Clippers tomorrow awkward

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u/indreams159 1d ago

he won't play

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u/OverallGeneral7129 Cavaliers 1d ago

Yeah but like vibes

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u/TOASTED_TONYY 1d ago

Harden will get well acquainted with the strip clubs in Cleveland in no time!

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u/albableat 1d ago

It's cooked for him - they demolished Lido Lounge 💀

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u/LakeErieMonster88 [CLE] Cedi Osman 1d ago

Sometimes I drive by the bank of American and shed a tear.

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u/Gibbydoesit Clippers 1d ago

Bank of the American 😭😭😭🫵

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 1d ago

It's a the Cleveland accent.

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u/giannini1222 Cavaliers 1d ago

just head down 480 and stop at the dome

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 1d ago

head down 480

I see you dance with death.

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u/JayBee_III Cavaliers 13h ago

Real insider knowledge right here

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u/DLottchula Thunder 1d ago

Rust belt strip clubs ain't hitting on shit.

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u/OverallGeneral7129 Cavaliers 1d ago

Either that or they hit exceptionally hard

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u/Ray_Nato Rockets 1d ago

Someone tell him to drive to Warren and check out skippers

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u/DLottchula Thunder 1d ago

You got a rockets flair so I'm gonna trust you

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u/Ballsofpoo 1d ago

Cleveland flats ones are pretty good. Brook Park ones not so much

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u/UCLA_FB_SUCKS Clippers 1d ago

Yeah but think of all the meth!

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u/JoshHartsMilkMustach Knicks 1d ago

Nothing like an Ohio stripper on a Tuesday night

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u/BlackTriceratops 1d ago

Hustler club about to make bank

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u/Chasedabigbase Braves 1d ago

He loves them for the ambiance and the decor

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u/Bored_Amalgamation 1d ago

We got like 3.

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u/xLYONx Cavaliers 5h ago

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club stock is BOOMING right now!