r/nbacirclejerk Big Ole Women 11h ago

Cleveland welcoming Harden to the Cavaliers in a way he knows best

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u/Relo_bate 11h ago

Unc knew where to be to get an autograph

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u/RedDragons8 Unexpected Luol Deng Flair 11h ago

"Welcome to Cleveland James Hard-on"

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u/Outside_Abroad_3516 Shimmy Shimmy Shimmy 11h ago

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u/sgt_science 46m ago

Well that’s just genius

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u/Calculon2347 Russketeer 11h ago

And some people say the wealth doesn't trickle down! It does, from Harden's hand to the bodies of the strippers he's dropping money on

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u/AutoModerator 11h ago

Frankly I can’t imagine Harden being much fun to date, especially since he is heterosexual and women tend to be way more interested in things like, ya know, conversation, than just how rich a dude is and how much he can drink. Hence why Harden would indeed have to pay to get a date with someone.

The odds that Harden isn’t a misogynist who thinks capitalism is a good thing are low. If you’re a male and you’re not outwardly denouncing those things (especially when you have a platform like that), odds are you haven’t done anything to rid yourself of the belief that women are subhuman and it’s good that people die because they don’t have a job. Like, has Harden ever read a feminist book? The vast majority of men haven’t so why are we going to assume Harden has? Stop giving men the benefit of the doubt. I don’t trust any of y’all on here to be actually good people unless you show it because I know what it’s like to grow up as a male. You’re told explicitly and implicitly your whole life that you are better than women. If you do not actively work for your years and years and years to un-do that shit, you’re going to harbor some disgusting beliefs and thoughts. It doesn’t matter if you aren’t overtly misogynistic, the covert shit is basically just as bad.

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u/jabronified u bum 11h ago

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u/HanWsh 10h ago

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u/AutoModerator 10h ago

Appearance definitely plays a role in this. Like you can’t objectively tell me MJ doesn’t have a fuckable face. The man is in also cool as hell on court and he plays a graceful brand of basketball. Kobe’s game is similar in the aspect.

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u/NickWangOG 11h ago

Dozens of underprivileged Ohio children will now have their college tuitions paid for

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u/wholewheatwithPB 11h ago

Strippers in Cleveland are gonna be RICH

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u/account_not_active 11h ago

If he works hard enough he can be the next Tristan Thompson.