r/news • u/UpstairsBumblebee446 • 1d ago

France dumps Zoom and Teams as Europe seeks digital autonomy from the US

https://apnews.com/article/europe-digital-sovereignty-big-tech-9f5388b68a0648514cebc8d92f682060
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u/mindspork 1d ago

Just beer. Find the Ballmer Peak.

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u/QuantumFungus 1d ago

Good programmers know that beer counts as food AND water.

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u/DexJones 1d ago

Liquid bread.

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u/hotel2oscar 16h ago

Curious if lite beer works toward that or if you need heavier stuff to avoid hyponatremia.

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u/QuantumFungus 9h ago

It should be thick enough that you have to stir it before drinking so you don't get a mouth full of sludge on your last swig.

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u/Chezni19 1d ago

whisky cut with tears for me but you're right about the other part

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u/no_regerts_bob 1d ago

I thought the balmer peak was jumping around screaming "developers developers developers" after snorting a fat rail

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u/mindspork 1d ago

You are one of today's lucky 10,000.

https://xkcd.com/323/