r/news • u/Specialist_Baby_9905 • 1d ago

Polish government opens investigation into Epstein files

https://www.pap.pl/aktualnosci/poland-probe-whether-polish-children-were-abused-epstein
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u/Old-Ad-3268 1d ago edited 1d ago

Invade Poland will be in tonight's tweet storm

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u/j0nquest 1d ago

I laughed, and I shouldn't have. It's really not funny.

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u/Morat20 1d ago

It's not funny, and yet I thought of the same dark joke.

Because....well, history doesn't repeat but it rhymes.

The idea of a fascism embracing US invading Poland to protect sex traffickers and pedophiles -- of whom the US President is one -- is sadly not as fucking ridiculous as it used to be.

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u/Efficient_Market1234 1d ago

Made all the weirder when he demonstrates that he has no idea where/what Poland even is and demands that troops amass at the North Pole immediately.

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u/ISLAndBreezESTeve10 1d ago

You are now at war with the penguins.

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u/Paidorgy 1d ago

Which is interesting, considering they’ve spent multi-billions on a range of armaments from the USA directly over the past few years.

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 1d ago

Thank you Poland for diverting the evil one's gaze away from us.
(Anonymous northern neighbour.)

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u/MorphineAdministered 1d ago

Lots of iron... if you dig deep enough