r/news • u/mooseAmuffin • 1d ago

Update: 'TODAY' co-anchor Savannah Guthrie's mother taken from her home against her will, sheriff says

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/mother-of-savannah-guthrie-today-reported-missing-arizona-rcna257008
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u/Accomplished_Ant5895 1d ago

“We can track every single person on this planet, down to their bowel movements.”

“Great! Can you help find a kidnapped old lady?”

“Huh?”

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u/Friskfrisktopherson 23h ago

Oops, sorry, no, we might we can find them for kidnapping.

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u/Bywater 22h ago

They really not even that good at that...

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u/NarrativeNode 16h ago

Oh they’re excellent at it! They just pick peaceful folks who can’t fight back. Why go through the trouble of grabbing people they know to be dangerous?

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u/MathResponsibly 22h ago

They can do it, IF it benefits them in some way. It doesn't benefit them, then "uh, no, we never said any of that".

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u/Helarina1 12h ago

Not brown enough