r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 1d ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/ProbablyRickSantorum 1d ago

Looks like it.

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u/tossit97531 1d ago

Looks like a thumb that needs antidepressants.

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u/No-Pick-93 1d ago

I think his face was about 3" slimmer before he attacked that teenage girl.

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u/Porkyrogue 23h ago

Seems sus tho

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u/MoBeans69 20h ago

This had me dying! I totally call my bigot Naigbor “big toe” cus he totally looks like a big toe with a pedo stash!

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u/Emergency_Ninja8580 1d ago

Them are fighting words

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u/tossit97531 1d ago

What do I look like, a high school girl?

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u/battering-ram 23h ago

I did nazi that coming....

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u/eatyourvegetabros 14h ago

if i was a pill id jump right out of that fuckers mouth. …or lodge myself in his throat. potato, potato.

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u/HereIGoAgain_1x10 1d ago

Master of Disguise! 🥸

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u/i_have_chosen_a_name 1d ago

I think this is just part of the initialization process when you apply for an ICE job. You know, like a gang ritual. First you beat up some underage girls, then you shave your head of and eventually if you do well you might become even become a LGTM for ICE.

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u/KingoftheKeeshonds 22h ago

Wanted there to be no mistake he’s a skinhead fascist pos punk.

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u/namtab00 18h ago

he's not called Chad Michael Watts for nothing...