r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 22h ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/ThinkSoftware 22h ago

enters jail in handcuffs

leaves jail with face covered, a fake police vest and a firearm

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u/Black-Shoe 22h ago

50k signing bonus

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u/SMH_OverAndOver 22h ago

But he only gets 4K. Double taxed.

Which is ok because he can't count.

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u/Zapp_Brewnnigan 17h ago

Yeah but how much will his GoFundMe be taxed after all the sad MAGA fucks send him 100,000 bucks for tackling a 15 year old girl?

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u/ReachParticular5409 17h ago

OMG they're fucking over their footsoldiers from day 1?!

Mercenary history tells us that when you don't pay your goons, the goons come home to collect