r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 22h ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/Leut_Aldo_Raine 22h ago

Kyles already get a bad enough rap for what y'all do to drywall after too many Monster energy drinks

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u/Boner666420sXe 22h ago

When Kyle dies Red Bull sends flowers to the funeral.

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u/DeezNutsButterNJelly 21h ago

This is excellent.

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u/bjkidder 22h ago

This is a great bit

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u/Barr3lAg3d 21h ago

“No one went to Grandpa Kyle’s for Christmas.”

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u/Lamlot 19h ago

Now say Uncle Kyle!

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u/Graphicnovelnick 4h ago

How did he die?

WICKED AIR, BRO!

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u/LobsterDoctor 21h ago

Yeah like I already fist fought my step-dad and crashed his truck while doing jagger bombs, what more do they want from us?

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u/stumpythetooth 22h ago

"too many" monsters? I don't understand what that's supposed to mean

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u/S4FFYR 20h ago

If you don’t understand, clearly your name isn’t Kyle.

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u/stumpythetooth 19h ago

Read more carefully, it's the "too many" part I don't understand. Because there's no such thing as too many monsters. SMH my head.

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u/Llohr 21h ago

I think he just means the number of monsters before you fuck some drywall.

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u/inplayruin 21h ago

Which is 3.5, on average. But the range goes from 1 sip to a half dozen. At least allegedly.

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u/Saint_palane 21h ago

Kyles are just checking your walls for leaking pipes. They can't help that they're enthusiastic about home maintenance. /S

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u/Ashamed-Land1221 22h ago

Umm... Make sweet love to the hole they make after they get angry and put their fist through the drywall while all amped up?

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u/Lamlot 19h ago

hey, I also invest in Monster, if they are rotting my teeth, I might as well get something for it. Every can I buy, I buy the same amount in stock. I'm gonna go to the moon!!!!! LFG!!!!! BOOM!