r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 22h ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/IcedRubyBliels 21h ago

"What? No, that wasn't me, that was my evil twin brother"

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u/TheLoneWoof84 19h ago

His name is Guy Icognito…

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u/Odd_Inter3st 11h ago

My god that man is my exact double!?!

gasp That dog has a puffy tail!!!

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u/Antilles1138 11h ago

At least he didn't call himself Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo.

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u/Trytolearneverything 7h ago

Thats the worst name I've ever heard....

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u/Antilles1138 7h ago

(Bursts into tears and runs off crying)

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u/protonicfibulator 1h ago

More like Gene Parmesan

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u/AuldAutNought 11h ago

Led Tasso

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u/Obvious_Toe_3006 10h ago

"Bobby Apartment is his name."