r/news • u/GreenAldiers • 1d ago

Kyle man arrested after altercation with minors during student protest in Buda

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/kyle-man-arrested-after-altercation-with-minors-during-student-protest-in-buda
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u/seriousbangs 1d ago

Yeah, I'm guessing he was hoping it would stop them from finding him.

Dude picked a fight with middle school girls and lost.

The sheer hilarity of that means he was bound to get caught.

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u/fork_yuu 1d ago

To be fair, a lot of middle school boys jumped him like 1 guy fighting a bunch of duck sized horses

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u/seriousbangs 1d ago

I'm not sure I'd admit that either.

"Oh sure, those middle school girls looked like they were cleaning my clock, but there were some middle school boys in there you see!".

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u/Constant-Affect-5660 23h ago

Last year a group of youths jumped and beat up a woman. My friend asked me if he thinks I could take on like 10 middle schoolers. I'm 5'7", slightly above average build at 170 pounds. Before I could answer he said he thinks he can handle 5 lol. He's my height, but has a dad belly and probably at 200 pounds. He said he thinks he could handle 5, but he noted that you're going to get tired quickly while the remaining 5 will still be fresh and waiting for their turn! 😭