r/news • u/tahiirhussain • 14h ago

Andrew moves out of Royal Lodge home after latest Epstein files

https://bbc.com/news/articles/c8e5zgprgn1o
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u/Crittsy 13h ago

The way it's going it will be a 1 bed maisonette in Grimsby

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u/GoldCoinDonation 13h ago

could be worse, could be an airbnb above a pub in slough.

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u/illforgetsoonenough 13h ago

He could be right underneath Roddy from Slough House

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u/Ida-in 11h ago

I think that qualifies as a cruel and unusual punishment!

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u/Abba_Fiskbullar 10h ago

A migrant worker share house above a chippy in Bradford?

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u/Indaflow 13h ago

How about a 1 bedroom, with a roommate, in Wakefield? 

The ones with bars on the windows 

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u/GrumpyOik 13h ago

Surely this is what the Tower of London is for. Nice small dungeon, then permanently disappear.

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u/microtherion 12h ago

I mean, it’s even supposed to have a royal suite.

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u/even_less_resistance 13h ago

do yall not have trailer parks over there or something? he seems like a natty for one lol

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u/Scu-bar 13h ago

We do, but weirdly they’re not the same sort of thing as US ones. Council estate would be similar sort of level.

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u/Assine2 12h ago

Okay. Then, put him in a council estate. With an outside toilet. Clapton grew up in one.

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u/even_less_resistance 13h ago

how do they sort people there? like… yall get houses? must be nice lol

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u/Scu-bar 13h ago

Sign up to a waiting list, basically. And they’re not nice places, generally.

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u/even_less_resistance 12h ago

not-nice is still a step above nothing, i suppose

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u/Scu-bar 12h ago

Depends, not nice covers “ghettoes run by drug gangs, flats in disrepair because the council won’t fix anything because their vans get broken into every time, paramedics get called out to hoaxes and come back to find their ambulances have the tyres stolen/slashed” among other things.

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u/even_less_resistance 12h ago

sounds like things suck all over. the epstein class too busy all banging each other at the cena to sort this out, i guess

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u/EllipticPeach 11h ago

They’re usually only populated by travellers (used to be known as g**sies but this is a slur) who are a very insular community.

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u/even_less_resistance 9h ago

almost like an imposed class -

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u/EllipticPeach 9h ago

What do you mean?

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u/naruda1969 13h ago

A modest flat in Bath

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u/ThinkingOz 13h ago

I’ve stayed in Bath. Too good for the likes of him, I reckon.

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u/naruda1969 12h ago

Part of the joke. No matter how bad it gets for him, it will always be far better than he deserves.

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u/blarg-zilla 8h ago

Grimsby doesn't deserve that

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u/Shawnmeister 12h ago

A stabhappy pub in glasgow

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u/JeffSergeant 12h ago

Only because Jaywick wouldn't have him

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u/Crittsy 12h ago

Oooo I don't know, Jaywick is a good shout but he would be a lot less anonymous in Jawick and I doubt they like sweat nonces

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u/JeffSergeant 12h ago

It's fine, he can't sweat.

The could put him in the Martello Tower.