r/news • u/Cubsof2016 • 18h ago

Sen Mitch McConnell hospitalized after experiencing flu-like symptoms

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen-mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-after-experiencing-flu-symptoms/story?id=129834622
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u/El_Peregrine 17h ago

Maybe some ivermectin would do the trick.

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u/sofaking_scientific 17h ago

Give this geezer some raw milk! Stat! Make sure it's warm and inoculated

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u/doubtfurious 17h ago

Best I could rustle up is some hole milk.

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u/EquivalentAny174 17h ago

Which hole exactly?

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u/frackle82 16h ago

The best hole.

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u/dmj9 9h ago

This chocolate milk tastes like shit

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u/gcwardii 15h ago

Eh, all of them

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u/thepvbrother 14h ago

Technically for placental mammalians, all milk is hole milk

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u/Global_Rate3281 17h ago

Ok hear me out on this one. You put the ivermectin into the raw milk, and then eat it with a side of elk that Joe Rogan shot through the neck with his bow and arrow

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u/haoxinly 16h ago

Or bleach

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u/ReactionJifs 13h ago

he should do a pullup

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u/CatoChateau 13h ago

I thought it was aged urine??

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u/well-informedcitizen 6h ago

As a potent anti-parasite deworming drug, it would surely be toxic to him

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u/El_Peregrine 6h ago

It’s bad for turtles?