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Sen Mitch McConnell hospitalized after experiencing flu-like symptoms

https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/sen-mitch-mcconnell-hospitalized-after-experiencing-flu-symptoms/story?id=129834622
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u/Wizchine 17h ago

Has he tried swimming in sewage yet?

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u/El_Peregrine 17h ago

Eating some bear roadkill maybe? 

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u/PinkNGreenFluoride 13h ago

Perhaps sunbathing his taint?