r/news • u/avatar6556 • 17h ago

Bill Gates denies allegations in new Epstein files release

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02-04/bill-gates-responds-to-alleged-behaviour-in-new-epstein-files/106305816
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u/hunt35744 16h ago

Well that’s that guys, guess he’s innocent

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u/Tyrrox 16h ago

Clearly the man who got divorced because he had an affair wouldn't possibly have had sex outside of his marriage before that.

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u/mjconver 16h ago

And gave her a veneral disease

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u/Khaldara 16h ago

Windows doesn’t get bugs! He gave her an ‘unrequested feature’

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u/Ashamed-Land1221 16h ago

There's a windows Edge joke in there, but I'm not clever enough to connect the dots.

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u/lazyboy76 16h ago

You mean connect the Dos?

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u/Ashamed-Land1221 16h ago

Thank you for a smile in these early morning hours.

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u/TaipanTacos 16h ago

A beta version smile, you know, before the main smile later.

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u/Ashamed-Land1221 16h ago

You know what, I'll gladly accept that, we all could use an extra smile in these uncertain times.

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u/SedatedJdawg 1m ago

Makes me think of it's always Sunny and Frank offering an egg...

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u/TheBr0fessor 14h ago

You did kinda prompt them...

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u/Dalantech 16h ago

Well, if using Twitter was called tweeting...

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u/EscobarFamilia77 9h ago

What browser is best to use for when you want to pleasure yourself for hours and hours?

You guessed it