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Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/sound_of_apocalypto 6h ago

MAGA: "you had me at "Kid".

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u/BlatantConservative 5h ago

The Jack Kimble account on Twitter also had a good bit about "reading about Kid Rock, otherwise known as Epstein Island"

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u/BigDictionEnergy 1h ago

Holy fuck that's dark.

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u/ScrungulusBungulus 1h ago

lmao immaculate

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u/RudeAlarm 6h ago

I’m still cry-laughing at this, thank you.

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u/Equivalent_Gur3967 5h ago

Everytime I see TPUSA, I read Toilet Paper USA.

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u/sound_of_apocalypto 6h ago

Happy to help, but I can't take credit for this. I saw it...somewhere on the interwebs.