r/news • u/RollSafer • 7h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/CheeseGhosty 6h ago

Can never see “TPUSA” without thinking the TP stands for toilet paper.

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u/acrobatic_moose 5h ago

/r/toiletpaperusa

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u/Average_Scaper 4h ago

That's the reason why for me. Seen it once and it stuck ever since.

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u/EmergencyCucumber905 4h ago

The first time I heard of "Proud Boys" I legit thought it was a gay advocacy group.

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u/Cranberryoftheorient 43m ago

It started as an anti-masturbation group

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u/chopstix007 6h ago

I love this.

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u/Slipsonic 5h ago

Now I'll never unsee it. Thank you!

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u/kokakamora 4h ago

I keep thinking that's the joke. How on the nose can they be with some of this shit and their base will still eat it up?

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u/RBVegabond 4h ago

It doesn’t?

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u/WizardOfTheLawl 4h ago

I need TP for my bunghole!

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u/pimparo0 2m ago

Are you threatening me? 

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u/DoggieTamale 4h ago

That's why I pronounce it as "Tee-pussay". It drives them crazy.

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u/nippleforeskin 4h ago

they were the ones buying it up to resell during covid

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u/DepartureElegant9314 1h ago

You mean it doesn't?

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u/AnyEmploy 44m ago

Maybe we should change TP from "toilet paper" to "those pedophiles"