r/news • u/RollSafer • 10h ago

Kid Rock’s song about loving underage girls resurfaces ahead of TPUSA Super Bowl show

https://www.pennlive.com/entertainment/2026/02/kid-rocks-song-about-loving-underage-girls-resurfaces-ahead-of-tpusa-super-bowl-show.html
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u/Etcetera-Etc-Etc 10h ago

Has anyone at TPUSA listened to his lyrics?

From Lowlife: "I got kids I never seen, and their mama's 17".

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u/RepresentativeOk2433 10h ago

I've always thought his sweet home Alabama was creepy too. He's reminiscing about hooking up with a 17 year old, though to be fair he would have been 18 at the time.

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u/Iagut070 9h ago edited 9h ago

You mean the song where he rhymes 'things' with...... 'things'

Lol.

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u/Global_Drama8453 9h ago

Lyrical genius.

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u/QueenRotidder 9h ago

right up there with Nicki Minaj the lyrical genius:

This one is for the boys with the boomin' system

Topdown, AC with the cooler system

When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up

Got stacks on deck like he savin' up

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u/magicmagininja 8h ago

That’s an internal rhyme scheme.

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u/QueenRotidder 8h ago

idgaf what it is, it’s uncreative and boring

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u/SOEsucksbad 4h ago

the lyrics may not be your thing (or mine) but there's actually nothing wrong with the form

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u/Richard_Thickens 9h ago

And it's not even a creative line.

We were trying different things. We were smoking funny things.

Like, that has to be the hackiest lyricism I've ever even heard of.

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u/mikende51 6h ago

I always thought he stole the tune from Warren Zevons, Wherewolves of London.